Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 20hSpent another night in emergency because son’s fever spiked. I think that was the fourth time this month? Too tired to remember 120
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If anyone has any contacts at the NRL, I am available for the grand final and have learnt Smoke On The Water on my ukulele 010
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“Just keep your head above water.” I’m trying, but the water is up to my eyeballs 020
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Eurgh, being around in-laws is proving to be hard work. They seem confused that their grandson doesn’t recognise them. If only they stuck around instead of taking multiple holidays during this time 160
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Saw Resident Evil and now I’m sick. Coincidence, right? 120
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I like how the new Resident Evil showed how a bumbling idiot like me would do during a zombie apocalypse 120
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Should I see tomorrow: A) It Ends B) The Rivals Of Amziah King? 500
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I didn’t need to bring a kite to the kite festival; I spent the whole time in fight or flight 002
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Had to be around the ‘big dog’ at work. Managed to avoid them, but still don’t know if they smell like olive oil 120
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Since there’s an Ed Sheeran support slot available, I’m gonna join Sheppard and take it. Geronimo. 000
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ed Sheeran is now rewatching Yesterday, developing ideas 030
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 14/09/2026“I’m being taken out of context… again.” - Pauline Hanson when confronted with her racist comments… again. 010
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Have accidentally started figuring Iron Maiden’s Number Of The Beast on my ukulele. Kids are gonna dig this. 120
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I feel like every evening I scroll through the apps to decide on something to watch, then it’s 930, I’m still undecided, so I go to bed not watching anything 151
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My baby is nearly a year old and I still haven’t figured out how to tell him about both Charlie Kirk or 9/11 😢 050
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 10/09/2026[legitimate workplace concern] “Um, that’s union generated information” 🫠 120
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Now seeing my job become a political football and legitimate concerns being dismissed. What even is the fucking point anymore? 110
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This Father’s Day, I’d love not doing a third ambulance ride 140
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Paul Schrader will be the first filmmaker to have an AI Actor call HR on them 010
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I thought it’d be couple of years before my son had to ride in an ambulance. He’s now having his second ride in a week. Weee 🫠 220
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I think my capacity for handling things has definitely lowered to a millimetre off the the bloody floor 130
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I must be doing something wrong if people don’t particularly want me around. Or there’s something wrong with me. 010
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I reckon Christopher Nolan should’ve let audiences know that The Odyssey was set in Ancient Greece by having Odysseus opening his flip phone 030
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I figured out how to play I Want Candy by Bow Wow Wow on my ukulele. I’ve got that going for me 130
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 17/08/2026It’s exhausting having an hours long feedback loop in your brain that tells you you’re unlikable 130
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I am going to throw myself through a glass door if they don’t change Bluey back to 2D. I’M AN ADULT WHO IS AFRAID OF CHANGE! 050
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 15/08/2026So which cut of Donnie Darko should I be forcing my partner and our baby to watch? 310
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Turns out that when your work is short-staffed, illness makes it shorter, and makes my jaw muscles tighter. 030
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 13/08/2026“As a trans ally, I’m going to star in Harry Potter and fundraise for a billionaire bigot. Please stop yelling at me.” - every Harry Potter series actor 0142
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Weird thing in psych appointment today. I mentioned the scene in this where Billy asks Kris about who she is and Kris responds about work and how I related to it. Led to a very productive session. Maybe the best. 030
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 11/08/2026If my workplace gets to a point where I can make videos for them again, I’m gonna put in so many split diopter shots 140
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Thank you Teenage Sex And Death At Camp Miasma for reminding me about Quibi, the streamer where you can enjoy ‘quick bites’ of content 120
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I think The Addiction was about how annoying junkies are 130
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 07/08/2026It took me over 90 minutes to drive home. I really don’t know how I can keep doing this. 110
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Australia needs a book about where you can’t put a stick. You can’t put a stick in Gina Rinehart’s bum. 041
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The ABC has ruled that you can’t put a stick in Gina Rinehart’s bum 030
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I can tell you where I won’t be on census night: Putting a stick up Gina Rinehart’s bum. You’re not allowed to do that. 020
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Trying to get my family to want to hang out with my son feels like I have to do inception to plant the idea in their head. I just want them to want a relationship with him 030
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I have one, I guess ‘friend’. He’s the only person I talk to from high school. I thought he was my best friend, but over the last two years I’ve realised it probably wasn’t mutual. 240
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I’ll always remember a customer returning Sharri Markson’s book and commenting “she doesn’t say what happened” 010
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Just remembered a photo I took that I liked. Took it while on the toilet. 120