Reposted by bork borkCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 10hMother, I have business elsewhere. Photo from my collection, no date/info. 242064160
Reposted by bork borkEmma Mitchell @silverpebble2.bsky.social · 14hOctober leaf palette. If you zoom in to the colours and details it will dial down stress a little and help you recover if there's any angst for you later today (research has shown this)🍁🍂🌾🌿 841177
bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Best comedy of the year (as awarded by me)!! If Star Wars had a $10 budget. youtu.be/0qy8Bnb9C1o?...youtu.beIf Star Wars had a $10 Budget - Full MovieYouTube video by Secondhand Movie Co 010
bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Been looking for just the right mascot to share. This is it, this is the one. Probably the classiest sewage character you’re ever gonna see… 000
bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Want a laugh and gather new words? Give comments a read! 💕🤣 010
Reposted by bork borkPet Portraits By Hercule @portraitsbyhercule.bsky.social · 08/10/2026New commission finished!! This portrait was requested by the wonderfully lovely Anthony Devlin. Those who follow me will know that I don’t draw accessories, and I think we can ALL agree that I have seamlessly removed the novelty toy featured in the reference picture. 1462
bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026AI use your signature, lying that its work is yours? “The signature for me is the certificate of authenticity,” said cartoonist B. Loper. “If I put my name on it, it’s official, it’s mine. It really is a brand. It’s the mark that I made.” 000
bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Want a terrifying fact about straw? “Straw” backwards is “warts”. #spoooky 000
bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The year is 5024. Before the archeologists sets a precious book. Deciphered, a title is revealed: “High School Graduation Yearbook 1998-1999”. The book is opened. They lean in closely to examine each page. It contains not a single signature. Owner of that yearbook (me, a ghost): OH NOOOoooooo 100
Reposted by bork borkMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026One of my favourite TV Shows as a kid and one of my favourite kid’s TV Shows as an adult. Thunderbird 3’s Launch Sequence THUNDERBIRDS (1964-66) 5355274
Reposted by bork borkCats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When you have something important to say in a meeting. 257396
Reposted by bork borkNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 28,1967 281226139
bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If red squirrels drink coffee, red squirrels smoke crack. 100
bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Try all of our flavors!” Yes I am dying to try vanilla flavor and {leans in} plain flavor. 000
Reposted by bork borkbork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Are you on Wikipedia?” Wikipedia is indeed one of the harder drugs! 122
Reposted by bork borkThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile? 211577299
Reposted by bork borkbork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Even a calendar without days of the week listed is right {checks calendar} once a year. 031
bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026How to determine lemon or lime slice in water: Do you hate margaritas? Y/N If YES, lemon slice. If NO, lime and we are pals. 000
Reposted by bork borkbork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I will eat my Thai take-out dinner the next day for breakfast, lunch, and dinner then every day until it is gone. 121
bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I told my friend I sleep 14 hours a night. Why did I say this? It’s 15. 000
bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026How To Smoothie: 1. Whatever fruit & liquid in blender 2. Chocolate chips 3. Is too many chips bad for you? Take out some 4. Blender smoothie, eat bad chips 5. Smoothie time! 030
Reposted by bork borkbork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Me interviewing with a beverage:static.klipy.comKevin Malone's Chili Spill in The OfficeAlt: Kevin Malone's Chili Spill in The Office 001
bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Any beverage I brought to an interview would shake in my hands, drip down my mouth and shirt, and be completely knocked over on the interviewer’s table. That’s how psychic I am. 100
Reposted by bork borkcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/05/2024currently in tears over these two dogs 376113882768
bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Super cute with spot-on physical perspective! Artist is @davidzinn.bsky.socialbsky.app 000
bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026First day at corporate job, if we made friends like toddlers: Co-worker 1: Do you like watermelon? Co-worker 2: I love water of melon!! CW1: ME TOO. CW2: You are my best chum. Let us go together into the kitchen to burn microwave popcorn and tuna. 000
bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I prefer to imagine this pigeon is gigantic and is employed by Amtrak. 💕🕊️💕 010
bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Super cool that Disney’s ads now run ads, it is just what people want exactly. It’s a good thing our current grocery bills preclude paid streaming services. 🏆 000
Reposted by bork borkbork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026In CVS looking at the Halloween merch and saw a skeleton pillow with a big sugar skull (human). The pillow was a completely different mammal though(dog). 🧐 The first definitive AI-designed thing I have seen in real life. (Except the Marshfield Fair. County fairs are their separate own universe.) 141
Reposted by bork borkbork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Famous Parents: Meet our new baby, Omnibus. 011
Reposted by bork borkMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026One of the best job applications ever written came from the hands of Robert Pirosh in 1934. MGM loved it, took him on and he went on to became an Oscar-winning screenwriter. 541768409
bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Mobile should scroll vertical, desktop should scroll horizontal. I typed what I typed. 010
bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Archeology is time traveling to the past and science fiction is time traveling to the future. The present doesn’t exist, but it used to and will again. Philosophy is easy for me. 000
bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“Week 32: Hangry all the time but lost loads of weight this week per uze (0.2 pounds)!” Follow me for more drug-free diet tips. 100
Reposted by bork borkKate Holden @darthmongoose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Hey guys, if you're gonna share that one meme I made like a million years ago on Tumblr, share the original, not the horrible auto-smoothed traced version. Don't smooth out my angry, "it's 11 at night and I have FEELINGS ABOUT ART" hand wobbles, they're part of the piece! 1640091624
bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 12/09/2026New skill unlocked. Guess who successfully explained to my spouse that there are two completely separate universes for Pusheen the cat and Hello Kitty, while doing my Pusheen paint by numbers. I can achieve anything. 100
Reposted by bork borkEmma Mitchell @silverpebble2.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Small finds from the wood, September 🍒🪶🌿: 16737140
Reposted by bork borkDigital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This Rick Sanchez statue isn't painted. Every color comes from a different natural stone, carved and fitted like a 3D mosaic. 291190205
bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The key to a terrible fruit smoothie is to pick your own peach from an unkempt peach tree and make good and sure to not notice it is unripe until after you cut through its 1/2” thick skin but we don’t want to waste assets so in it all goes. Yeah fiber, but at what cost. 100
Reposted by bork borkEllis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Today’s daily cartoon for @newyorker.com 112425
Reposted by bork borkRoseRed @thebookishgardener.bsky.social · 10/09/2026#BloomScrolling #Dahlias Today’s dahlia is Hello Dolly. The dahlias are at their best in September. 221122123