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If there's no magic how come when you burp watermelon it tastes like cucumber? Oil, Acrylic, Watercolor • Artist & Illustrator • Humor, Rainbows, Unicorns, UFO/UAP

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 10h
Mother, I have business elsewhere. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black and white photo of a light skinned woman standing outside in the sun. She’s cradling a short haired black tuxedo cat to her chest and looking at it Affectionately. Her clothing and hairstyle suggest Edwardian Era.
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Emma Mitchell @silverpebble2.bsky.social · 14h
October leaf palette. If you zoom in to the colours and details it will dial down stress a little and help you recover if there's any angst for you later today (research has shown this)🍁🍂🌾🌿
Leaves from 6 different trees & shrubs collected in October and arranged to create a colour shift echoing a rainbow
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Best comedy of the year (as awarded by me)!! If Star Wars had a $10 budget. youtu.be/0qy8Bnb9C1o?...
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If Star Wars had a $10 Budget - Full Movie
YouTube video by Secondhand Movie Co
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Been looking for just the right mascot to share. This is it, this is the one. Probably the classiest sewage character you’re ever gonna see…
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Want a laugh and gather new words? Give comments a read! 💕🤣
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Pet Portraits By Hercule @portraitsbyhercule.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
New commission finished!! This portrait was requested by the wonderfully lovely Anthony Devlin. Those who follow me will know that I don’t draw accessories, and I think we can ALL agree that I have seamlessly removed the novelty toy featured in the reference picture.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
AI use your signature, lying that its work is yours? “The signature for me is the certificate of authenticity,” said cartoonist B. Loper. “If I put my name on it, it’s official, it’s mine. It really is a brand. It’s the mark that I made.”
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Who is volunteering to haunt all these pumpkins?
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Want a terrifying fact about straw? “Straw” backwards is “warts”. #spoooky
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The year is 5024. Before the archeologists sets a precious book. Deciphered, a title is revealed: “High School Graduation Yearbook 1998-1999”. The book is opened. They lean in closely to examine each page. It contains not a single signature. Owner of that yearbook (me, a ghost): OH NOOOoooooo
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of my favourite TV Shows as a kid and one of my favourite kid’s TV Shows as an adult. Thunderbird 3’s Launch Sequence THUNDERBIRDS (1964-66)
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When you have something important to say in a meeting.
A cat's paw reaching up from under a table.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 28,1967
P1- NANCY IS AT THE LIBRARY AND IS WALKING PAST SEVERAL SECTIONS OF BOOK TITLES 
NANCY WALKS PAST THE BIOGRAPHY, TRAVEL AND HISTORY SECTION 
P2- NANCY APPROACHES THE SCIENCE FICTION SECTION AND IS SURPRISED TO SEE A ROBOT READING A SCIENCE FICTION BOOK
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If red squirrels drink coffee, red squirrels smoke crack.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Try all of our flavors!” Yes I am dying to try vanilla flavor and {leans in} plain flavor.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Are you on Wikipedia?” Wikipedia is indeed one of the harder drugs!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile?
What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile?
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Even a calendar without days of the week listed is right {checks calendar} once a year.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not to brag but I know A SNAIL.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How to determine lemon or lime slice in water: Do you hate margaritas? Y/N If YES, lemon slice. If NO, lime and we are pals.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ChrisStephensMD

CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we’ll be right back.

(five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play)

CNN ANCHOR: and we’re back
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will eat my Thai take-out dinner the next day for breakfast, lunch, and dinner then every day until it is gone.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I told my friend I sleep 14 hours a night. Why did I say this? It’s 15.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How To Smoothie: 1. Whatever fruit & liquid in blender 2. Chocolate chips 3. Is too many chips bad for you? Take out some 4. Blender smoothie, eat bad chips 5. Smoothie time!
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me interviewing with a beverage:
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Kevin Malone's Chili Spill in The Office
Alt: Kevin Malone's Chili Spill in The Office
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Any beverage I brought to an interview would shake in my hands, drip down my mouth and shirt, and be completely knocked over on the interviewer’s table. That’s how psychic I am.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
currently in tears over these two dogs
two dogs one is flat
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Super cute with spot-on physical perspective! Artist is @davidzinn.bsky.social
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
First day at corporate job, if we made friends like toddlers: Co-worker 1: Do you like watermelon? Co-worker 2: I love water of melon!! CW1: ME TOO. CW2: You are my best chum. Let us go together into the kitchen to burn microwave popcorn and tuna.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I prefer to imagine this pigeon is gigantic and is employed by Amtrak. 💕🕊️💕
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Super cool that Disney’s ads now run ads, it is just what people want exactly. It’s a good thing our current grocery bills preclude paid streaming services. 🏆
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Monday y’all 😂💕😂
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In CVS looking at the Halloween merch and saw a skeleton pillow with a big sugar skull (human). The pillow was a completely different mammal though(dog). 🧐 The first definitive AI-designed thing I have seen in real life. (Except the Marshfield Fair. County fairs are their separate own universe.)
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Famous Parents: Meet our new baby, Omnibus.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One of the best job applications ever written came from the hands of Robert Pirosh in 1934. MGM loved it, took him on and he went on to became an Oscar-winning screenwriter.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mobile should scroll vertical, desktop should scroll horizontal. I typed what I typed.
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m @mjjii.com · 09/09/2026
color theory
confused looking kitten with equations and stuff overlaid on face
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HEADS UP I am coming of age (the dinosaur age)
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Archeology is time traveling to the past and science fiction is time traveling to the future. The present doesn’t exist, but it used to and will again. Philosophy is easy for me.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“Week 32: Hangry all the time but lost loads of weight this week per uze (0.2 pounds)!” Follow me for more drug-free diet tips.
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Kate Holden @darthmongoose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hey guys, if you're gonna share that one meme I made like a million years ago on Tumblr, share the original, not the horrible auto-smoothed traced version. Don't smooth out my angry, "it's 11 at night and I have FEELINGS ABOUT ART" hand wobbles, they're part of the piece!
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⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆spookiki ⋆⁺₊🧿.˚⊹ @yourmotherxo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
To be an artist. Make some art > does it look terrible? > yes / no > you are an artist > make more art
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
New skill unlocked. Guess who successfully explained to my spouse that there are two completely separate universes for Pusheen the cat and Hello Kitty, while doing my Pusheen paint by numbers. I can achieve anything.
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Emma Mitchell @silverpebble2.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Small finds from the wood, September 🍒🪶🌿:
A collection of small nature finds from my local woodland, including green acorn, rosehips, Viburnum opulus berries, pigeon feather, spindle berries & leaves , alder cones & grove snail shells
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This Rick Sanchez statue isn't painted. Every color comes from a different natural stone, carved and fitted like a 3D mosaic.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The key to a terrible fruit smoothie is to pick your own peach from an unkempt peach tree and make good and sure to not notice it is unripe until after you cut through its 1/2” thick skin but we don’t want to waste assets so in it all goes. Yeah fiber, but at what cost.
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today’s daily cartoon for @newyorker.com
Woman reading on a towel in the floor of her bed room: “I haven’t finished my summer reading.”
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RoseRed @thebookishgardener.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#BloomScrolling #Dahlias Today’s dahlia is Hello Dolly. The dahlias are at their best in September.
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