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lindsay

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God gave me these opinions, but as a joke.

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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[to the tune of Two Tickets to Paradise by Eddie Money] two cheeseburgers for breakfast
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good as new
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The average American does not know what gravy is.
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Finally leaving the house
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you're in a neighbourhood or community and you're looking for a good place to eat, you really should try the best kept secret.
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
UPDATE: went to this bakery at 6am to get a horse pie and it was decent
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Love to order a pint from my local PlayStation one
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is you
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
[to the tune of Lose Yourself to Dance, by Daft Punk]
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Trying the beef bowl at a nearby Japanese restaurant. The guy I ordered from says he can't take payment right now because his hands are dripping with oil.
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's a Tuesday thing
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Yoghurt's about to go bad, so I'm makin' labneh
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The radio at this Maccas is broken so one of the employees is singing Santeria.
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Protegg ya egg
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Good news: they finally made soup for girls
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Unfortunate triptych made by the billboard company here
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
🎶 boom boom boom boom,
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
There's a brand of eggs down here called "Sure As Eggs" and it makes me UNREASONABLY annoyed every time I read it
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Doing Milla Jovovich's "ChicKEN! Good." line reading from the Fifth Element every time I make myself a big plate of chicken.
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
🎶 o-reee-oh, I am just a bikky choccy🎶
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
lol
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Father's day breakfast? How freudian of you
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Mrs Crunchy
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
[extremely French accent] hamburger
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I'm making slop
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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lindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
(mortal kombat announcer voice) spaghetti
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