OrcGirlBoss
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🐇🐇🐇 Coined the trans idiom "egg" Former spook. Blurry. No war. Caller of the Small 🐇🐇🐇 I give my life not for honor, but for you...
🐇🐇🐇 Coined the trans idiom "egg" Former spook. Blurry. No war. Caller of the Small 🐇🐇🐇 I give my life not for honor, but for you...
![United States of America
Federal Bureau of Control
Effective immediately, all types and brands of hot dogs or wieners are no longer permitted within the Oldest House. Corn dogs are borderline. All personnel are further instructed to refrain from arguing the merits and faults of various types of hot dogs. including whether [REDACTED] is an acceptable condiment or [REDACTED] style hot dogs are superior to other hot dogs.
This is due to the events of on 10/22/2001. during which a cafeteria hot dog was [REDACTED] and subsequently [REDACTED] by Agent [REDACTED]. In the ensuing [REDACTED] the hot dog was [REDACTED], leaving Agent [REDACTED] traumatized and causing internal [REDACTED] to four others, [REDACTED], casings and all.
There is a lesson in this, people, and it is [REDACTED] Act accordingly. We don't want pizza to suffer the same fate.
Dr. Casper Darling
Head of Research](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fnnls5ksdfrpcfdc4brlbjnk/bafkreiefsvekdbfa3xzz6sqavg7hxw5c7pkzobvx2vo7ysc7bkqgelftuq)
