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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 2h

i think the worms in my brain would be really good friends with the worms in your brain

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31m

google should be forced, by law, to fully fund wikipedia for a thousand years

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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 3h

Wrote a piece for the Guardian Jameis Winston is now the New York Giants’ starter. He’s far from a goofball hero www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/s...

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Jameis Winston is now the New York Giants’ starter. He’s far from a goofball hero though

The quarterback is widely adored on and off the field. Whether he deserves the public spotlight is another question

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Captain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity @captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/09/2026

His name is Why because we are all wondering Why the fuck he still has a job

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 15h

one thing i understand more and more as i get older is that i do not have to post every half-baked inane thought that blows through my weary, addled brain. i do it by choice. i can stop anytime i want.

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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 16h

i have the humor of a 12 year old boy

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It’s funny how space ghost can act like a complete shithead on the other website and come on here and pretend that nothing bad is happening to her

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David Bixenspan @davidbix.com · 29/09/2026

Since WWE's trying to exploit PAC's death, it's time to talk about this: Remember how PAC suddenly had visa issues when AEW started? That's because, when the AEW trademarks were filed, WWE called USCIS to claim he walked out on his visa. After leaving him alone for a year and giving him his release.

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lol, lmao took longer than I thought cuz I had her canned by June

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"wow what a low effort post." yes. exactly. it's a post

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It’s been a couple days. Why haven’t we seen a new profile about Tilly Norwood or Rahm Emanuel?

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That’s right I’m gonna have a malt beverage and you cannot stop me

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"X is better now than ever."

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Mollz (ballz) @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If I raised a son who was in a frat group chat where they bragged about rape and he said nothing. Man Idk if I could recover from knowing I failed completely and utterly as a parent like that.

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Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 28/09/2026

Oh my god. PAC passed away? AEW just posted this on their instagram. He was just there? We saw him last night at All Out? This is… gosh, I can’t even process this. This is horrible. I don’t understand. RIP. This is devastating.

All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka Pac. A native of Newcastle upon Tyne, England, Satterley began his wrestling career in 2004 and went on to perform for wrestling organizations all over the world, captivating fans with innovative high-flying moves and incredible in-ring ability. Pac signed with All Elite Wrestling in 2019 and held multiple AEW Championships and competed in some of the most memorable matches in AEW history. Our condolences go out to Satterley's family, friends and fans.

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watched the new lindsay ellis video and all i have to say is the people on the cruise subreddits need to get a grip

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I like that in becoming a nazi, you get glowing coverage as a brave iconoclast, and then when you stop being a nazi, you’re get glowing coverage as a brave dissident. Money coming and going. Only way you lose is having normal opinions like “racism bad” bsky.app/profile/trac...

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

YOU: fuzzy wuzzy ME: ok YOU: was a bear ME: no problem YOU: fuzzy wuzzy…had no hair 😏 ME: what the fuck YOU: fuzzy wuzzy wasn’t very f— ME, loading a gun: don’t you worry i’m gonna get to the bottom of this

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

rolling stone: 43 year old poser pretends he hasn't heard the baby song for babies. and if he hasn't actually heard it, it's because he's a piece of shit

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you claim to have never heard Crazy Frog’s “Axel F,” it says more about you than it does Mr. Frog. This about virtue signaling that you are better than entire genres of music, that your friends are not in the custom ringtone game.

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Or maybe, just maybe, they did a string of things where they fucking deserve it and since we’re not children anymore we don’t have to put up with it

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i'm enjoying seeing the stupid discord mascot meet its maker in creative ways

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Murdoink @murdoink.com · 20/09/2026

mk4 loading screens

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Going on a mobile website/app using LTE in 2010: HAHA I AM SO POWERFUL LOOK HOW FAST I AM Going on a mobile website/app using LTE in 2026: pwease hewp me I am so smol and feeble

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Nothing could make me cast a vote for Rahm Emanuel. Nothing.

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

once again the actual "story" behind Tilly Norwood is how the company's PR firm continues to get these stories placed in ostensibly legit outlets over and over despite zero demonstration of the supposed phenomenon being written about ("AI movie star Tilly Norwood") being real

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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026

great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...

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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.

You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.

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𝔇𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔇𝔢𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 - ℑ𝔰𝔢𝔨𝔞𝔦𝔷𝔢 𝔐𝔢, ℭ𝔞𝔭𝔱𝔞𝔦𝔫! @therunepony.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

So this game called "Dverghold" came across my Steam homepage. Interesting retro vibes, apparently collabing with a dungeon synth artist for the OST. The art was kinda tickling my AI-dar though, so I scrolled down to look for any disclaimers.

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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.

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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You literally have a beverage in your bio. You have decided that drinking IPAs is an integral part of your personality, above even soccer refereeing. I have an iced coffee in my hand at all times, including during sex, and it's still not in my bio

Their bio: Dad, husband. IPAs. Soccer referee, trail runner, mountain biker. Veteran.

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If you guys stopped bringing your iced coffee to interviews we wouldn’t be in the middle of a nor’easter right now

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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Dozens of people went completely insane from becoming big time internet celebrities after reaching 1000 (one thousand) followers. I've never seen anything like it, and I pray I never do again

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The amount of people that would pretend to be Katie Tightpussy with their pfps

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Kids these days need to stop bringing their iced coffee to the bathroom

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