Reposted by Cosmos Lionheart ً @zan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026u ever think about how Grimes is the reason we're on Bluesky rn 0285
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026we regret to inform you that all moderators for the sonic discord have already committed seppuku 040
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026wake the fuck up, samurai we have a sonic discord to moderate 0100
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026begging and pleading for the rest of the planet to put my horrid diseased nation out of our misery 2120
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026refusing to buy insurance from the companies with the most annoying commercials and let's just say 😏 i've been driving illegally 1100
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026launching a bucket containing the remains of jim bakker into the sun 061
Reposted by Cosmos Lionheartflamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 06/10/2026reviews include "smells like oatmeal in a sexual way" 25016
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026got a couple proper older gents taking me to the machine that stretches the taffy to age me into my long balls tomorrow 1131
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026please understand that i'd been forced to read a bunch of dillo poasts, your honor 050
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026just now learning from the libs that tom morello's aversion to going fully coconut-pilled is responsible for every bad thing happening at the moment yikes 😬 070
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026dave matthews dumped one bus load of shit into a river years ago and we still hear about it but taylor swift drops dooks on the poor from her private plane every damn day and not a word 1140
Reposted by Cosmos LionheartJana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026snuffbait frog disappointed when scorpion keeps her word 06713
Reposted by Cosmos Lionheartfarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026men who sacrifice liberty for bibberty deserve neither 221729377
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026that feeling when you realize ALL the muppets fuck hardstatic.klipy.comDrumsAlt: The Muppet Animal playing drums like the sexy sexy frantic beast he is 260
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i'm starting to question whether you actually even do power poop lunches, broski 040
Reposted by Cosmos Lionheart🙋♂️HumanBuddy💁♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 05/10/2026I was a huge fan of the anti-establishment band until they refused to vote for my establishment candidate. Now I think they're stinky and bad 😡 1301
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026puppet me like one of your muppets, mr. henson 081
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i get chubbed up for morning oatmeal EVERY GODDAMN DAY, LINDA 0120
Reposted by Cosmos LionheartCosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 01/10/2023Cenobite: We have such sights to show you Me: Lemme guess, is it more freaks doing pleasure/pain weird sexy blood stuff? Cenobite: .....yeah.... Me: Is that all ya got? Cenobite: We'll tear your soul apart Me: Like everything else in the world? Real original dude 0658
Reposted by Cosmos Lionhearttunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 05/10/2026when Pinhead is like "demons to some, angels to others" idk what kind of people consider them angels but i bet most of them are on tumblr 092
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026real allies would be prepared to shoot a video essayist right now if they so much as disrespected a woman 4122
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"CONSUMERS. MUST. CONSUME." i growl as i force another handful of pebble filled dirt down my disgusting maw 1110
Reposted by Cosmos LionheartMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026*at the bottom of the ocean This is nice. 613859
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i love when something bad happens and a news person is like "what does this mean for consumers?" big fan of being reminded that the only way to sustain my life and all life is through the consumption of other life except most plants i guess WHO ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED 0110
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026they were rare, like a zoomer that doesn't contain multiple worrying levels of horniness for officer judy hops 040
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026can't right now, busy telling the pope to shut the fuck up for reasons that don't suck 1110
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026look, every single one of us has a taste for violent revolution right now, why don't we just place that order? 170
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026[Anubis having just weighed my heart against the feather of Maat, and moments before that heart is consumed by Ammit] "Got some bad news for you, playboi" 0121
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026'Michael McDonald jizzed in my mom' is the new dead baby shoes suck it Hemingway 0205
Reposted by Cosmos Lionheartfroggher @froggher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026courage might be a coward but he is also a real one which is a lot more than you can say about most people 1173
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026you can stop making good decisions fyi we stopped keeping score on that shit 0110
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026you wanna wriggle around and slap each other's naughty bits? 1110
Reposted by Cosmos LionheartAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i’m never gonna dance again, guilty feet cause a gravitational incident that disrupts the tides and strands sea creatures 18124
Reposted by Cosmos LionheartCosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 15/05/2026constantly pointing out that pete buttigieg is a weird little rat fuck freak created in the lab that pumps out neoliberal monsters whose sole purpose is cradling capitalism's balls is homophobic beeteedubs so maybe tone down the contempt 1231
Reposted by Cosmos LionheartCosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 14/08/2025a whole lotta leftists saying they refuse to ever vote for that rat fuck pete buttigieg but we'll see where they at when they need to get on that incomprehensible word salad shit 3254
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026maybe you heard the zombie groans and thought them nothing more than an auditory manifestation of the brain hungers but i heard a sad echo of my own yearnings 171
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026finally watched that master and commander movie so many of you seem to really like low key kinda sucks, gang 3110
Reposted by Cosmos LionheartJana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026your mission is simple: forcefem the pope 15011
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026if i don't post some stupid bullshit at least once a day then the mods win 0163
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026returning to the manor to find that you have one again despoiled my domicile with another of your preposterous pudding fights 041
Reposted by Cosmos Lionheart🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 22/09/2026One day you stand up and it's the last time ever that you don't make old man noises when you stand up 4689
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026hey do you mind asking your grandma how much puss she thinks bruce campbell crushed? 3175
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026them winchester boys're dickin down demons something fierce again 0141
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026they're making me sacrifice the love of my life for the lives of everyone in the city i defend tomorrow pretty broken up about it 190