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Up from the depths 30 stories high He/Him Pronouns "Insufferable reply guy" GODZILLⒶ! GODZILLⒶ!

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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I am, fundamentally, a PvE player.
A cartoon strip.
A man asks. WHY MUST THERE BE SO MUCH SUFFERING?? 
A comrade wearing a ushanka says DUDE, YOU'RE IN A PVP REALM 
IF YOU PRESS HERE AND HERE YOU CAN CHANGE THE SETTINGS
An option screen shows the setting to switch from capitalism to communism.
In the last panel we see the man in a utopian PvE realm.
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
We can all enjoy one consequence as a treat.
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I always thought I was paying the price for being clever. I still think it. I often quote The Queen's Gambit. "Two sides of the same coin. You've got your gift ... and you've got what it costs." I have internalised so much. How do I help stop others suffering as I have suffered?
The Queen's Gambit TV programme. Mr Shaibel looks down at a chessboard. Beth looks on from a distance.
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm enjoying the robot discourse today but I feel like Robot Chicken already did much of the groundwork on this topic.
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Anyone repeating the obviously false claim that the Guardian is left-wing is already suspect. Using that lie to claim the Guardian wasn't part of the killing of a young black man is just nakedly evil.
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Terry Pratchett's Witches. Do the Lancre series and then have holiday miniserieses of the witches having adventures elsewhere. The Chalk spinoff would happen too.
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Esheru @esherukweku.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is the real story the media don’t want you to know about the tragic persecution of Prof Jason Arday. Prof Nathan Cofnas worked at the University of Cambridge at the same time as Prof Arday and it was Cofnas who set off the campaign against him. 1/7
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolley...
en.wikipedia.org
Trolley problem - Wikipedia
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If Bluesky was really as dead as they say, could I do THIS?? (okay I am going to need this to do big numbers)
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I got into trouble at work the other week. Two guys in a meeting were commiserating over how much money they lost on SpaceX. I couldn't stop laughing. Every time I saw how mad they were I started laughing again. I'm still smiling about it.
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If you see this, reply with a picture that illustrates what its like living in the UK
A settee has been dumped neer some houses. It has been decorated with yellow police tape that says Fly Tipping Crime Scene.
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Pink. History green. Rural Studies blue. It was weird discovering that most schools don't teach Rural Studies. I sometimes wonder what the other schools were doing instead. Urban Planning?
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It's not pretentious if I'm just like this.
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Lead us Warleader.
Tank Girl sits before a sunset in the Australian outback. She pulls on her arse-kicking boots with both hands as cigarette rests in her mouth, smoke rising around her face. She's thinks 
"I CAN'T LET THINGS BE THIS
WAY. WE CAN BE WONDERFUL.
WE CAN BE MAGNIFICENT. WE
CAN TURN THIS SHIT AROUND"
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Adam Chalmers @adamchalmers.com · 28/07/2026
Neuromancer is chillingly relevant today because it asks: what if a guy would rather Die than stop Going Online
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Every year this post on Facebook reminds me why I hate Tankies.
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
They are finally making a thing called Neuromancer. A 10 ep TV series. I hate it already. I'm currently compiling all of the ways it will be ruined. On the plus side they have cast Briana Middleton as Molly. I don't know her work but at least I will get to drink the tears of racists.
Original book cover of Neuromancer by William Gibson.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Just a dog having the best day of its life. Original post
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
DI Fowler of the NYPD (North Yorkshire Police Department)
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The Shire is an all white enclave? The Harfoots who emigrated to the Shire had brown skin. It says it in the prologue. Read the fucking book you diletente.
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Without downloading any new pics, what's it like dating you?
Tim Curry as Anatoly Cherdenko from Command and Conquer 3. He is dressed in a suit and tie with stuff glued to it so it looks a bit Russki. He says "You will receive the Order of Lenin for this"
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Without downloading new pics, What's it like to date (and/or be married to) you?
An orc carrying a torch blazing with white sparks runs headlong towards an explosive death.
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Your white blood cells aren't combatting multicellar parasites? Eosinophil issue.
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
My special sandwich mayonnaise got pushed to back of the fridge and now I've invented horseradish flavoured ice cream. It's really good.
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Yawn. A lot of people don't realise that Kaiju hibernate. We are the original summer blockbusters.
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
roar
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year Will I destroy the financial district in 2026? Will I make the people happy?
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an arch on @anarchonbury.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I am currently laid up sick on yet more antibiotics, but thank you to everyone who donated, I'll message you all once I'm well enough. We've put a stretch goal on to cover the platform fees (whoops) and recovery costs. You can read Chris' update below the original message. Much love.
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I was married but I’m not anymore. women don’t like the vehicle.
The Steam Carriage from the Wondermark comic The Terrible Sea Lion.
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Podcasting is Praxis @praxiscast.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Folks, it would be hugely appreciated if you could help James raise the money they need to get this sorted. Please donate if you can and share it about.
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I'm having a hard time arguing with people in the Green Party about the Green Women's Declaration. Does anyone have an article on who these people are and why they aren't just "concerned women wanting dialogue"?
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Owls have a hoot that means "I'm sick of your shit." I often hear our local owl pair call to each other when they hunt. I was outside and one was in a tree above me. Where are you? Silence Where are you? Silence Where are you? Then from the same tree: I'M RIGHT FUCKING HERE! OH MY GOD!
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Jacket Potato Time
A baked potato topped with melted cheese is presented with sausages and some wholegrain mustard.
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Incompetent intelligence asset and all-round failure Paul Mason is pushing ID cards. I was already against them but now I'm ready to fight and die to prevent this from happening.
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Bond will be a 'fresh faced' British actor
Reece Shearsmith. 
Yorkshire's first James Bond.
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I got raptured! But when I got to heaven all the angels were singing biblical country and western songs. I'm not listening to that for 7 years. And there was only one vegan option. So I have come back to take my chances in the Tribulations.
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I got raptured! But when I got to heaven all the angels were singing biblical country and western songs. I'm not listening to that for 7 years. And there was only one vegan option. So I have come back to take my chances in the Tribulations.
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
What I'm wearing to the rapture
Godzilla wearing a pink furcoat with a matching purse.
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Po-LINA-tergeist 👻 لينا @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Hello, kiffeyeh restock if anyone is interested
 Hirbawi Restock Al…..
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RESTOCK NOW LIVE
Dear Lina,
We want to personally invite you to our restock before the public announcement, we know you have been waiting a long time.
We're sorry it's taken this long, demand has outpaced what our little factory can produce.
Thank you for your patience.
As you shop kufiyas, please consider supporting the other Palestinian artisans we share our platform with.
With love,
The Hirbawi Factory
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Incredible. Your Party doesn't exist yet and has already split We put these useless fuckers in charge of our lives and this is how we are repaid. With disdain We are all getting rounded up and sent to the camps and the worst part is we will have to hear these dickheads arguing when we get there.
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.
Goose meme. The goose chases a person yelling something but the words are hidden behind a Blue Sky content warning.
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”
That fucking pumpkin.
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
You must replace one Oscar-winning performance with a Muppet. Who gets swapped? Lew Zealand for Heath Ledger in the Dark Knight.
Lew Zealand looks into the camera and asks Do you know how I got these fish?
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 20/12/2024
Bluesky (users): "We fucking love trans people!" Bluesky (team):
Denethor glaring out the window in Return of the King
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Mark Thomas @markthomasinfo.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Tick tock Sir Keir… tick fucking tock.
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Yeah, I'm an SJW. Seaside Junkfood Waster
A seagull devours my unattended vegan fish and chips.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/09/2025
Lord Farquaad balcony scene edit: "Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice that GLARGLGLGLGEUR" (he got shot in the neck.)
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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Labour Phase 1: shit on your supporters Phase 2: start to ... wait fuck, oh no, shit. Let's do a reshuffle. Phase 3: okay, right we will ... What? Definitely a paedophile you say? Phase 4: how long do we have to do this? 4 more years? fml
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