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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 17h
Deposits prisoner robotics 'The Birmingham School of Business School,' Code: Selfish, 1992 #TuMESday #NewsOrFallSong
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 18h
Ah, 6Music's 'on hold' music. @laurenlaverne.bsky.social must've needed the loo.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So Jimmy Kimmel had his wife parody Natalie Harp on his show. She played his unhinged assistant. It was as ridiculously funny as you might imagine.😅
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 20h
Singhiz: Time for toomara… perversion, sir. Bloodnok: Time for my perversion? S: Yes, sir. B: Good, good. Let’s start now. Come along. (sound of cracking whips, straining, pop guns, creaks, a soprano, a mule, rock-hopper penguin, explosion, bits falling to floor) 'The Last Goon Show Of All,' 1972
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hi, I'm smartarse at the computer 'Octo Realm,' The Unutterable, 2000 #MESMonday #NewsOrFallSong www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
theguardian.com
Teachers at Euan Blair firm report ‘horrendous stress’ after AI used to rate their work
Exclusive: Instructors at tech training company Multiverse hit out at ‘remorseless’ and ‘unnerving’ monitoring system
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, well, that explains a lot.
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gdawg714.bsky.social @gdawg714.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
News Justin: Career Parasite Eyes Chinese Host

Nigel Farage: "Heathrow's third runway will now be delayed until 2039. China has built more than 100 airports in the last 25 years. Britain is truly a broken country, we can't build or do anything. Only Reform will reverse our third-world decline."
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Looks familiar, @christinamartin.bsky.social
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
While listening to council meetings in Montreal, local mayor Sue Montgomery decided to knit in red when men spoke and in green when women spoke, when similar numbers of both attended. Day 1 results.... #WomensArt
Photo of uneven knitting with much larger amounts of red yarn than green
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'Making...'
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How it started vs. How it's going

Greek PM urges Burnham to return Elgin Marbles permanently
'All options' considered for Banksy's flag statue
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
News Justin: BBC Discovers Metaphor

Ed Sheeran's next US concerts cancelled due to storm warning
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Before he went in, he took two tabs and his brain went out. '986 Generator,' Your Future Our Clutter, 2010 #MESMonday #NewsOrFallSong
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I had to wank off the cat to feed the fucking dog 'Greenway,' Ersatz GB, 2011 #MESMonday #NewsOrFallSong

He kept on tripping over the dog. The reason why is deeply shocking
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A serious man, in need of a definitive job 'Tempo House,' Perverted by Language, 1983 #MESMonday #NewsOrFallSong www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater...
manchestereveningnews.co.uk
Street cordoned off after suspect climbs onto roof of house
The man climbed onto the roof as officers attempted to arrest him
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Great show, Bod. Great show.

"AUN
UNT Flow" is a citizen of the world. Internationally, euphemisms
for menstruation vary wildly:
AUSTRALIA
"I've got the flags out."
BRAZIL
"I'm with Chico."
CHINA
"Little sister has come."
DENMARK
"There are communists
in the funhouse."
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Disguise in the art of conceit 'The Birmingham School of Business School,' Code: Selfish, 1992 #MESMonday #NewsOrFallSong

Is the Sir Jim Ratcliffe who declared he has "no confidence in the UK" because it's got a "bit of a green eye towards wealth" the same Sir Jim Ratcliffe who's lived in Monaco since 2020 to avoid paying £4billion to the UK in taxes, while his companies received £70million in subsidies from the UK taxpayer between 2020 and 2024? And who begged for, and got, an additional £50million grant in 2025 to keep his Grangemouth plant open? Is it the same Ratcliffe whose firm INEOS halted new investment in the UK to avoid taxes in North Sea oil and gas production? Is it the same "patriotic" Ratcliffe whose company INEOS redirected £3billion in investments towards the US, denouncing Britain's "unstable fiscal regime"?
The UK hasn't got an "immigration problem". It's got an expat billionaire problem. Sasha Simic, Hackney, East London
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Certainly sounds like a very wide Ursula @actualnames.bsky.social

Formal frustration
SIR-Your photograph of the White House state dinner in honour of Xi Jinping (September 26) was remarkable for the lack of savoir faire of whoever organised the seating plan. Four married couples were put next to each other. This gruesome idea is now far too common. I love my husband dearly, but my heart sinks when I am placed next to him at a formal dinner. We end up talking about the dogs and the grandchildren, which we could easily do at home. Ursula Wide
Glapthorn, Northamptonshire
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"It was a stiff. Bereft of life, it was resting in peace. And then- it was recycled..."

TV tonight Michael Palin
encounters 'recycled chicken' in the Philippines
3h ago
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#WhichPKDStoryAreWeinToday 'The Penultimate Truth,' 1964 "“We are, Adams realized, a cursed race. Genesis is right; there is a stigma on us, a mark. Because only a cursed, marked, flawed species would use its discoveries as we are using them." www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/202...
pravda.com.ua
Ukraine's ex-defence minister Fedorov unveils new Army of Robots project
Former Ukrainian Defence Minister Mykhailo Fedorov has announced a new defence project called Army of Robots. The concept involves developing humanoid robots capable of carrying out simple frontline t...
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Longhorn breed 'Who Makes the Nazis?' Hex Enduction Hour, 1982 #MESMonday #NewsOrFallSong www.reuters.com/business/med...
reuters.com
East German town bans future Holocaust memorial plaques
An East German town has approved a motion by the far-right Alternative for Germany (AfD) and ruling centre-right ​Christian Democratic Union (CDU) to reject future installation of brass plaques ‌comme...
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Old British Telly @oldbritishtelly.co.uk · 26/09/2026
[1973] Hamlet - Unaired advert for Hamlet Cigars featuring Daleks.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OTD in 1938 Hitler gave a speech demanding the Sudetenland be handed to Germany. He said his countrymen were being mistreated and needed protection. Also promised it was his last territorial demand. He was lying. Imagine that happening today.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Joe Walsh Is Right......
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tied to the Puritan ethic, non-sympathetic to spastics. After all this, still a lonely bastard. 'Live at the Witch Trials,' Live at the Witch Trials, 1979 #FallFriday #NewsOrFallSong
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I pull my string and I do my thing 'Two Steps Back,' Live at the Witch Trials, 1979 #FallFriday #NewsOrFallSong www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Some BBC channels and radio stations 'may well' have to close, director general says
The BBC's financial situation "may well mean" some channels and stations close, Matt Brittin says.
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sold surplus oil to Arab fighters for M-cocktails to burn Jewish terrorists. What a turn-up! 'Fantastic Life,' 1981 #FallFriday #NewsOrFallSong #RussellBrandHasLetHimselfGo www.theguardian.com/education/20...
theguardian.com
Backlash as Indian oil heir made professor of sustainability by Newcastle University
Role for Anant Ambani, son of India’s richest person, who also runs a controversial mega-zoo, met with incredulity
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
News Justin: Kraft Launches Soylent Orange
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
News Justin: White House Opens Thai Restaurant
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's stolen land they really get it off on 'C’n’C-S.Mithering,' Grotesque (After the Gramme), 1980 #FallFriday #NewsOrFallSong
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Should be reposted every month....
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is this Crag Cave stalagmite @jaunty.art enough?
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hate's not your enemy. Love's your enemy. 'Who Makes the Nazis?' Hex Enduction Hour, 1982 #FallFriday #NewsOrFallSong

Netanyahu calls Israel's war in Gaza 'opposite of genocide' in UN speech
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Hi. I am Benny." '2nd Dark Age,' 1980 #FallFriday #NewsOrFallSong

Netanyahu threatening everyone at the UN.
Netanyahu took out a pager on the UN
podium and started mocking Hezbollah:
"You remember the beepers? Remember these things? Remember them?
Well, I can tell you this, Hezbollah certainly remembers them."
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
News Justin: Strictly Come Grifting Bombs www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
theguardian.com
The Wargame review – Michael Gove is awful at pretending to be PM in this mind-warping reality show
The premise is an imminent attack on Britain by Russia in a world in which Michael Gove is prime minister and Nicola Sturgeon his deputy. It’s enjoyably terrifying – and the politicians’ stiffness is ...
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I see they've nicked Tiny Nobbo.
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Jarvis Googoo @jarvisgoogoo.com · 24/09/2026
Amazing editorial cartoon by @mackinnonart.bsky.social 😃
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@robinince.bsky.social 'Rule 6- Set your house in perfect order before you criticise the world' implies that both Peterson and Carr have things in 'perfect order.' I must now clean my keyboard of coffee.
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Russians sit back and laugh 'War,' Middle Class Revolt, 1993 #ThurMESday #NewsOrFallSong kyivindependent.com/putin-to-be-...
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Putin to be invited to G20 Summit in Miami, Rubio reveals
"We think it's an opportunity for him to engage not just with the (U.S.) president but with other world leaders. We hope that's an invitation he'll accept," Rubio told journalists. "We remain open to ...
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
An old Jew's face, dripping red 'Various Times,' 1978 #ThurMESday #NewsOrFallSong www.reuters.com/business/env...
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Israeli bulldozers smash Palestinian olive trees ahead of annual harvest
Palestinian villagers wailed over the mangled remains of their olive trees on ​Wednesday after Israel's military uprooted them with bulldozers, days ahead of the annual ‌olive harvest, normally a sour...
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I had a Sinclair back in 1983 '50 Year Old Man,' Imperial Wax Solvent, 2008 #ThurMESday #NewsOrFallSong www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
theguardian.com
Nick Clegg plays down fears ‘godlike’ AI could exterminate humanity
Former deputy PM now involved in tech industry says many within sector are ‘winding themselves up into a lather’
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@adamzyglis.bsky.social
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
News Justin: Ex-PM Theresa In New Nickname Shock

Tactical Voting May Block Nigel Farage's UK PM Bid
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Took me ten years to write this song 'Fit And Working Again,' Slates, 1981 #ThurMESday #NewsOrFallSong www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Tories would prevent long-term jobless spending benefits on alcohol and cigarettes
The proposals would also see benefits cut for people who are able to work but have failed to hold down a job.
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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Humans are a genius and brilliant." Incisive comment from @theguardian.com 's Marina Hyde, there. Flogging a book on the 6Music breakfast show.
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