AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Appetizers??! Wait. You mean food… before more food?? You crazy bastard, im in. 010 0
Reposted by AlexnotAlecsJohn Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Long time readers don’t need me to type it out, but for you new followers: Do Not. Put This Shit. In Your House. 15720350 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Going full goblin mode on this trade war so now im only listening to music thats MAPL certified 000 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Nothing more enthusiastic than a boomer scorned. 000 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 24/02/2025The new electric toothbrush experience: (First 30 secs) WHOA this. is. INCREDIBLE. Never going back! (Next 30 secs) im like a dentist now lol, so clean.. but how long has it been… (One minute in) lol wait how long HAS it been this is a bit intense (Last 30 secs) OH GOD MY TEEFERS GONNA BREAK 000 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Sure, get mad. This is who youre yelling at btw 020 0
Reposted by AlexnotAlecsWUTF-TV @wutf.bsky.social · 21/02/2025U.S. Government Rushes to Fortify Northern Border as Canada Crushes American Ego in “4 Nations Face-Off” Read more: patreon.com/wutf 1425830 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 21/02/2025I’d love to watch Companion with someone that never saw any of the marketing. Curious if theyd pick up on the thing they revealed in ads before its fully let loose in the film. 4/5 movie btw, super fun and surprisingly hilarious (even if youve watched the trailer) 110 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 20/02/2025media.tenor.coma woman is standing in front of an orange background with the words surprise suprise written on the bottom .ALT: a woman is standing in front of an orange background with the words surprise suprise written on the bottom . 110 0
Reposted by AlexnotAlecsTimothy Hyde @hydetimothy.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Allegory alert! 209166623738 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Canada losing to the US after the booing (fully supportive of the booing, btw) did have the same cringe energy level as mahomes strutting into the superbowl dressed in an eagles green suit just to eat shit a bunch and lose spectacularily, didnt it? 010 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 15/02/2025in case you ever wonder what winning the lottery feels like i opened a package of taco shells today and not a single one of them was cracked within that skin tight plastic womb of theirs sooo 000 0
Reposted by AlexnotAlecsKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 15/02/2025This is like taking your kid to play laser tag and posting a video about how good of a soldier he is 3690265 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 15/02/2025I made my incredible wife a delicious poutine *FROM SCRATCH* because I LOVE HER #valentinesday #humblebrag 010 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I think alot of confusion in general can be cleared up by offering a proper sarcasm font on these here socials. 000 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Ohh noo did you lose your shirt on the crypto sell off today? Lmao 010 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Im so old I remember when normal people could buy cool concert tickets and not go bankrupt 000 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Nothings closer to yelling into a void than Bluesky 110 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Do all canadian municipal governments train their customer service reps in every department the public has to deal with to be immediately confrontational and condescending or is it just London Ontarios decision to do that? 000 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Listen im not saying ive got “baller” money but i do have the ability to buy a dozen eggs without a loan 010 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Learning theres going to be an off Broadway musical adaptation of the movie Lost Boys was definitely not on my list of expectations for 2025, but welcome aboard, weird news. 100 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Still waiting on someone to explain to me how starving freezing and criminalizing our poorest citizens to death on the streets is good for our “economy” 000 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 27/01/2025i love watching nfl game highlight reels when the team i normally cheer on isnt playing. Just watching good plays and good players play. 000 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 26/01/2025“Haha Look at the big brain on…” *panics, starts shuffling papers on desk frantically* “…oh no oh fuck oh no this cant be happening, theres no one” 000 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 26/01/2025This guy gets it. Lightweight, crisp sounding, can be used as a shuriken in a pinch 010 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 24/01/2025No one refers to french fries as freedom fries these days even with all the hoopla, America, so stop with that Gulf naming bullshit, no ones gonna do it. 000 0
Reposted by AlexnotAlecseve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space 532302933515 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 19/01/2025The loser energy surrounding the idea that those “damn tiktokkers got to go get a real job now!” is hitting cringey peak levels. Werent we told to go “get a job you love and you’ll never work a day?” These creatives found a tool to do just that and fucking chuds are celebrating their loss. Pathetic. 100 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 16/01/2025RIP, David Lynch, you magnificent, enigmatic weirdo. 000 0
Reposted by AlexnotAlecsLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 15/01/2025You're playing some music and your friend or spouse or whoever goes "who's this?" Like winning a gold medal. Bronze at least. 2169141 0
Reposted by AlexnotAlecsflorida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 09/01/2025I hate it when Bad Religion songs become true www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxoD...youtube.comBad Religion - Los Angeles Is BurningYouTube video by Epitaph Records 041 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Honestly the most shocking part of those youtube dashcam crash videos is the absolute trash music people listen to on their commutes 010 0
Reposted by AlexnotAlecsceej @ceej.online · 24/12/2024Christmas Covers By Decade 80’s: new wave band doing a throwback 50’s thing that ends up sounding exactly like Elvis Costello 90’s: RAPPIN’ Around the Christmas Tree 00’s: pop-punk band somehow makes Frosty sexual 10’s: Rudolph gets a Bassnectar drop 20’s: Jimmy Fallon (feat. Pepsi) 452974 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Just an enchanting combination of neat n’ tidy and messy n’ chaos 020 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Still thinking about that deal i got on wrapping paper yesterday if you want to know whats moving me these days 000 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 08/12/2024What were the four albums that dropped when you were in high school that defined your music taste forever? 1) Fugazi - In On the Killtaker 2) Sebadoh - Bubble and Scrape 3) Rocket From the Crypt - Circa: Now! 4) Seaweed - Four 110 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 02/12/2024If you see this, post a record with a car (truck, motorcycle, etc) on it. 010 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 29/11/2024As an ex-retail ghoul, with over twenty years of Black Fridays and Boxing Weeks in television sales… i got advice for both sides of todays equation. Here ya go: SHOPPERS: Be patient, be nice. THATS IT. Be patient and be nice. WORKERS: Just survive. 020 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 28/11/2024You guys … i ran into U2 today and let me tell you it was EXHILARATING 010 0
AlexnotAlecs @alexnotalecs.bsky.social · 27/11/2024GTFOH with those 10-15% off “Black Friday” deals, im not shopping unless that price is BLEEDING👏🏻OUT👏🏻 000 0
