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Theciscokidder

@theciscokidder.bsky.social
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Trying to make you laugh. Stay home dad. Left af. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ he/him My fav posts bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wt… Everyone else's fav posts bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wt…

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I saw deer on my walk and I was all like wow you’re cool deer and they stopped and looked like yeah you’re cool too and then ran away
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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Nothing binds people quite like shared laughter.:)
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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
🎶like the circles that you find in the buttholes of your mind🎶
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My cat who was homeless and on the verge of starvation when I found her refuses to eat anything but expensive salmon food and treats.
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I don't mind working with people, I just don't like working with the public.
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The term "poop deck" has absolutely nothing to do with shit. It comes from the French word for stern, poupe. Your poupe shitpost for the day.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: The Invisible Man Bun
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Someone stole my ghost.
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Of all the things I want to feel, number one is to simply feel okay.
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
She’s a ten but the last screenshot she posted showed her phone battery at 4%.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
People be like, "Of course I make mistakes, I'm just human." And I'm like, "Ew."
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Aww, look at that cute old couple. They're holding hands..... and probably change each other's diapers too.
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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'll be spraying all my lettuce with Lysol before I eat it, just to be on the safe side.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
that’s me in the corner that’s me in the spotlight, losing my religion 🎶
chuckie halloween doll being sold on marketplace he’s a creepy lil guy wearing black and aubergine
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
There’s nothing better than going to bed earlier the older you get.
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Normalise wanting to escape reality.
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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
packing stress dream: the boxes are actually full of bodies I need to hide
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Not to get political but life should be easy and free
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It's funny how often I operate heavy machinery, even though I have five pill bottles telling me not to
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Jo 🦇🕸🕷 @shesquiteadelight.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Me *avoids produce for a month to not get a tummy ache Also me *eats a corn dog wrapped in a funnel cake dipped in nacho cheese with sprinkles cuz it's the county fair, baby!
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Tony @tonycrisler17.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My little goth kitty wishes everyone a happy Friday.
My black & white striped cat. With green eyes & black lips. She's laying on the back of my couch.
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meowddie @nosidameyahs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
have you ever woken up on the destructive side of the bed?
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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Barista: This coffee has notes of berry and carob. Customer: Got any that just tastes like coffee?
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I’m so tired, even when I wake up, I’m already sick of this shit
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
We have two settings: 1) Silly 2) Crushed under the weight of crippling depression
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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
One time, I thought my cat Panda died but I found out she was living with a neighbor. Two weeks later, a neighbors cat named Betty moved into my home. I don’t question the cat distribution system. That’s not for us worry about.
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
bought some orange juice that's meant to contain pulp but it has fuck all pulp in it and every mouthful tastes like an enraging mockery rest assured this betrayal will not soon be forgotten
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
A sunset sky you can't look away from
Tree tops can be seen at the bottom of the photo. Above sits a vibrant sunset sky after a storm. Dark heavier clouds cover the top of the sky, underneath is vibrant orange and yellow hues with splashes of pink
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Hurling your flashlight out into the night. And your lantern, candles, a faint fuckin glow from a VCR clock. Sorry I have the cursed darkness so bad, you shout, but my fuckin fireflies love a swear jar
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Well into adulthood I thought piranhas really made that buzzsaw sound from the cartoons
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geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Friendly reminder that Skrillex’s Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites discourages mosquitoes from feeding or fucking.
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Playing Skrillex May Help Ward Off Mosquito Bites
The EDM artist’s mix of very high and low frequency beats discourages the insects from biting victims, having sex
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anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
today's going to be so great. I'm wearing my flavor blasted cool ranch boxers
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Unpopular opinion Thursday edition: Guys, if you're over 30, don't wear that ball cap backwards. It sends out the douchebag alarms and dries out vaginas everywhere.
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
An 80s movie montage of me resisting the urge to stab dumb people
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Gentleman Housefly @gentlemanhousefly.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I’ll let you look at my Pornhub search history before I let you look at my iPhone calculator history.
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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Who called it Lucid Dreaming instead of Snooze Your Own Adventure?
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The essence of living life to its fullest is to lay down the boogie and play that funky music ‘til you die.
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
When I offer you my cart at Aldi, you are supposed to offer me your quarter, Jackass
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Always being the bigger person can grow tiresome. Do it anyway so you can rub it their face later.
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‎ @handle.invalid · 23/07/2026
beauty and the yeast
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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
welcome to the survey industrial complex, please give us feedback on our feedback questionnaire
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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I read that you can think about shooting free throws for a month without setting foot on a basketball court and get better at it. I tried that with playing guitar. A month later I threw my guitar straight through the net.
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✨🌊 s e a 🧟‍♀️ w i t c h ✨ @infiniteishq.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You are love. 💚❤️💛❤️💚
Moss Rose Pursulane
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My lunch companions today
Twin fawns standing in a gravel parking lot
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'd give you a compliment mid conversation just so you'd forget what you were talking about.
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Harley Davidson 🏳️‍⚧️ @queenofmars.space · 22/07/2026
First I didn't give two shits Then I didn't give two shits more
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BethRHylton @bethrhylton.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Gave me some brief joy driving behind jackass in America First sweatshirt with skeleton mask, on a motorcycle. It was raining, so he was basically waterboarding himself with that stupid mask. Sunglass too. Guess he’s hiding from the surveillance system he supports for others.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Anyone else need a Ouija board to talk to their sex life?
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Can't, talking shit to an internet stranger
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