Reposted by TheciscokidderDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I saw deer on my walk and I was all like wow you’re cool deer and they stopped and looked like yeah you’re cool too and then ran away 1220157
Reposted by TheciscokidderMarly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Nothing binds people quite like shared laughter.:) 15023
Reposted by TheciscokidderNorm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 23/07/2026🎶like the circles that you find in the buttholes of your mind🎶 02616
Reposted by TheciscokidderRachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 09/07/2026My cat who was homeless and on the verge of starvation when I found her refuses to eat anything but expensive salmon food and treats. 137152188
Reposted by Theciscokidderstrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I don't mind working with people, I just don't like working with the public. 35120
Reposted by TheciscokidderJim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 22/07/2026The term "poop deck" has absolutely nothing to do with shit. It comes from the French word for stern, poupe. Your poupe shitpost for the day. 58425
Reposted by TheciscokidderJames Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Ruin a book by adding a word: The Invisible Man Bun 1221023
Reposted by TheciscokidderMelicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Of all the things I want to feel, number one is to simply feel okay. 19648
Reposted by TheciscokidderTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 22/07/2026She’s a ten but the last screenshot she posted showed her phone battery at 4%. 1923253
Reposted by TheciscokidderPaused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 24/07/2026People be like, "Of course I make mistakes, I'm just human." And I'm like, "Ew." 0166
Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Aww, look at that cute old couple. They're holding hands..... and probably change each other's diapers too. 97032
Reposted by TheciscokidderDoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I'll be spraying all my lettuce with Lysol before I eat it, just to be on the safe side. 0155
Reposted by Theciscokiddersweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026that’s me in the corner that’s me in the spotlight, losing my religion 🎶 1729064
Reposted by TheciscokidderUffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 21/07/2026There’s nothing better than going to bed earlier the older you get. 68234
Reposted by TheciscokidderFrostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Normalise wanting to escape reality. 86116
Reposted by TheciscokidderReverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026packing stress dream: the boxes are actually full of bodies I need to hide 25517
Reposted by TheciscokidderSpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Not to get political but life should be easy and free 4760221
Reposted by TheciscokidderJuiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 23/07/2026It's funny how often I operate heavy machinery, even though I have five pill bottles telling me not to 05722
Reposted by TheciscokidderJo 🦇🕸🕷 @shesquiteadelight.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Me *avoids produce for a month to not get a tummy ache Also me *eats a corn dog wrapped in a funnel cake dipped in nacho cheese with sprinkles cuz it's the county fair, baby! 2277
Reposted by TheciscokidderTony @tonycrisler17.bsky.social · 24/07/2026My little goth kitty wishes everyone a happy Friday. 0337
Reposted by Theciscokiddermeowddie @nosidameyahs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026have you ever woken up on the destructive side of the bed? 021
Reposted by TheciscokidderDanny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Barista: This coffee has notes of berry and carob. Customer: Got any that just tastes like coffee? 3445444
Reposted by TheciscokidderDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I’m so tired, even when I wake up, I’m already sick of this shit 212849
Reposted by Theciscokidderstrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 19/07/2026We have two settings: 1) Silly 2) Crushed under the weight of crippling depression 624994
Reposted by TheciscokidderMal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 20/07/2026One time, I thought my cat Panda died but I found out she was living with a neighbor. Two weeks later, a neighbors cat named Betty moved into my home. I don’t question the cat distribution system. That’s not for us worry about. 852577206
Reposted by TheciscokidderCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 21/07/2026bought some orange juice that's meant to contain pulp but it has fuck all pulp in it and every mouthful tastes like an enraging mockery rest assured this betrayal will not soon be forgotten 1320463
Reposted by TheciscokidderJax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 04/07/2026A sunset sky you can't look away from 430532
Reposted by TheciscokidderTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Hurling your flashlight out into the night. And your lantern, candles, a faint fuckin glow from a VCR clock. Sorry I have the cursed darkness so bad, you shout, but my fuckin fireflies love a swear jar 19657
Reposted by TheciscokidderChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Well into adulthood I thought piranhas really made that buzzsaw sound from the cartoons 13810
Reposted by Theciscokiddergeist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Friendly reminder that Skrillex’s Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites discourages mosquitoes from feeding or fucking.smithsonianmag.comPlaying Skrillex May Help Ward Off Mosquito BitesThe EDM artist’s mix of very high and low frequency beats discourages the insects from biting victims, having sex 66830
Reposted by Theciscokidderanton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 22/07/2026today's going to be so great. I'm wearing my flavor blasted cool ranch boxers 22811
Reposted by TheciscokidderJim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Unpopular opinion Thursday edition: Guys, if you're over 30, don't wear that ball cap backwards. It sends out the douchebag alarms and dries out vaginas everywhere. 96123
Reposted by TheciscokidderJenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 24/07/2026An 80s movie montage of me resisting the urge to stab dumb people 66926
Reposted by TheciscokidderGentleman Housefly @gentlemanhousefly.bsky.social · 27/12/2025I’ll let you look at my Pornhub search history before I let you look at my iPhone calculator history. 08330
Reposted by TheciscokidderEric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Who called it Lucid Dreaming instead of Snooze Your Own Adventure? 120574
Reposted by TheciscokidderCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 24/07/2026The essence of living life to its fullest is to lay down the boogie and play that funky music ‘til you die. 36527
Reposted by TheciscokidderKnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 23/07/2026When I offer you my cart at Aldi, you are supposed to offer me your quarter, Jackass 27829
Reposted by TheciscokidderMelicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Always being the bigger person can grow tiresome. Do it anyway so you can rub it their face later. 29244
Reposted by Theciscokidderrichie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026welcome to the survey industrial complex, please give us feedback on our feedback questionnaire 05830
Reposted by TheciscokidderJulie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I read that you can think about shooting free throws for a month without setting foot on a basketball court and get better at it. I tried that with playing guitar. A month later I threw my guitar straight through the net. 118665
Reposted by Theciscokidder✨🌊 s e a 🧟♀️ w i t c h ✨ @infiniteishq.bsky.social · 22/07/2026You are love. 💚❤️💛❤️💚 2418
Reposted by TheciscokidderBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 23/07/2026My lunch companions today 315325
Reposted by Theciscokidderash @ashhull.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I'd give you a compliment mid conversation just so you'd forget what you were talking about. 712046
Reposted by TheciscokidderHarley Davidson 🏳️⚧️ @queenofmars.space · 22/07/2026First I didn't give two shits Then I didn't give two shits more 194
Reposted by TheciscokidderBethRHylton @bethrhylton.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Gave me some brief joy driving behind jackass in America First sweatshirt with skeleton mask, on a motorcycle. It was raining, so he was basically waterboarding himself with that stupid mask. Sunglass too. Guess he’s hiding from the surveillance system he supports for others. 082
Reposted by TheciscokidderJames Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Anyone else need a Ouija board to talk to their sex life? 97825
Reposted by Theciscokidder PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Can't, talking shit to an internet stranger 18129