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Frostbitten Flamingo

@flemtheparrot.bsky.social
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Forever hopeful. Seriously uncool. Snoopy is my spirit animal. confess.ngl.link/mcflurry31308 🇬🇧🇪🇬

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 55m
Today would be a good day for something fun to happen.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pisces: We should always try our best. So if you’re going to be a failure, be the biggest and best failure the world has ever seen.
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Maria Popova @mariapopova.bsky.social · 12h
How do you know that you love, really love, somebody? A litmus test from philosopher Martha Nussbaum and Proust www.themarginalian.org/2017/01/16/m...
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How Do You Know That You Love Somebody? Philosopher Martha Nussbaum’s Incompleteness Theorem of the Heart’s Truth, from Plato to Proust
“The alternations between love and its denial, suffering and denial of suffering … constitute the most essential and ubiquitous structural feature of the human heart.”
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 2h
GIFs you can hear
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Sesame Street Pinball Number Count: Three
Alt: Sesame Street Pinball Number Count: Three
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 1h
“Well, I fucked that up!” me, all day, every day.
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 2h
If you see this skeet a vampire that isn't Dracula
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Jacob Anderson as Louis De Pointe du Lac Smiling
ALT: Jacob Anderson as Louis De Pointe du Lac Smiling
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 2h
I could be your favourite track on repeat
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crabbydaddy dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 3h
hopefully clueless
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 5h
I’m panicking. My invitation to the disco must have gotten lost in the mail
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 2h
Morning.
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 12h
This is your reminder that it's say how you feel Friday
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 13h
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
flame grilled dreams and expectations
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Misery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
all the best people are at least a little unhinged
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
There’s being forgetful and there’s other things too.
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 16h
I like when I can be happy when someone else has something to be happy about.
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
woke up not rich and retired again
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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 19h
The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950.
Four black and white panels of a boy and girl sitting on steps.
1st panel: Charlie Brown is approaching and the boy says:
"Well! Here comes ol' Charlie Brown!" 
2nd panel: As Charlie Brown passes, he says "Good ol' Charlie Brown...yes, sir!" 
3rd panel: "Good ol' Charlie Brown..." 
4th panel: Once Charlie is gone, "How I hate him!"
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 20h
“If you can't find an answer? If you don't know what to do? ... Make a move.” ― Shellen Lubin
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Ivy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How can I be sure when the world is constantly changing...
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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hate when the morning alarm goes off and abruptly returns me from my interdimensional travel.
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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kjcon.bsky.social @kjcon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 01/10/2026
I'm sorry I told you that your baby looks like it was fathered by a sleep paralysis demon
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Elizabeth Sofia 💙🐈🐶🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @skippjon1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎉🎉🎉
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
stand back and watch me make everything weird
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Assumption: your day was absolutely perfect without me. Fact: felt like crap today, but I wouldn't have minded seeing you.
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m0n0cle.bsky.social @m0n0cle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My demons love me, But I really need to buy A pair of sneakers. #senryu
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Scalawag Jack @scalawagjack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Godzilla implies the existence of Satanzilla.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
don't bother addressing a congregation unless you're in the baroque creature pulpit
Baroque pulpit ca. 1750, rebuilt 1856, Parish church in Dobroszów.

a fanciful scaled sculpture where the serpents open mouth serves as the pulpit
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terrible towelie @terribletowelie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
My soul mate probably lives in a cave.
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Morning.
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Fever
ALT: Fever
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Jen @brokemycoccyx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Feeling everything a little too much today…
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
*hates everything* *pets dog* I guess shit ain’t so bad
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A semicolon is just a regular colon that needs a fluffer
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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i’ve been working on my book ‘the joy of procrastination’ for about 35 years.
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deze kwam wel even keihard binnen zeg💔 RIP Paulien Cornelisse
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
nicksaraev ~
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I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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Wonder Jenny 🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh well, at least my demons love me.
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also, buy new sneakers.
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ande91.bsky.social @ande91.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seeing you win is also part of my dream btw.
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Mrs MoonCakes. @helsmels.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Next stop, October!
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you're not feeling well, and turn to your favourite comfort series.
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Michael Scott: My Little Heart Can Barely Take It
ALT: Michael Scott: My Little Heart Can Barely Take It
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m going to see Sense and Sensibility to see if I can get either of those things.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wish I could be as indefatigable as you are, but I’m fatigable. I’m very fatigable.
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The world is burning, so I’m officially labelling impulsive decisions as existential coping mechanisms. Who’s with me?
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Wonder Jenny 🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Being murdered by a murder of crows would probably fix me.
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
who needs spatial awareness anyway
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