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CrazyFeralCatLady @kellymild.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

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Don Pixote @donpixote.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

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Gentleman Housefly @gentlemanhousefly.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

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Gentleman Housefly @gentlemanhousefly.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Do not - and I cannot emphasize this enough - sign your 3pm Friday email “V/R”, as there is nothing respectful about a 3pm Friday email.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

You're telling me you birthed this stone?

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Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

“Look on the bright side” Ok first of all what is that

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Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

ok I give up what’s a jimothy

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Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Being brain dead never stopped Mitch from returning to the senate before he needs to be body dead too

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Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Told my boyfriend I’m being targeted with ads for end of life planners and he said “I love that for you.”

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Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Modern cars are trash. You won’t start because there’s a “brake problem”? Maybe I’m the one who cut the brakes! That’s none of your business turn the engine!!!

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Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

[surfacing from a dive] IS EVERYTHING STILL BAD?

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Gentleman Housefly @gentlemanhousefly.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Just Shazam’d a song in a hotel lobby if you wanna to know how cool I am.

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👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I do not freak unless froken too

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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 23/07/2026

Depressing thinking that if Back to the Future were made today the DeLorean would be a Cybertruck and Marty would perform You Were Meant for Me by Jewel.

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

look at the stars. look how they shine for you you stupid bitch

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

the thing I miss most about childhood is how I could just walk around my neighborhood knocking on doors and within about 15 minutes I’d be playing tackle football

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Gentleman Housefly @gentlemanhousefly.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Sex with ex wife was like Mitch McConnell: Super conservative at its peak; Sometimes there was an Asian included; and Involved pretending it was still alive at the end.

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Prescription strength peanut butter

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

BREAKING: Christopher Nolan's blockbuster film The Odyssey has been arrested for Medicaid fraud

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Gentleman Housefly @gentlemanhousefly.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

An Open AI model is going rogue and Chick-Fil-A is getting hacked. But sure. Let’s give Taco Bell grief for giving us slightly worse diarrhea than it normally does.

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Gentleman Housefly @gentlemanhousefly.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

If you recommend a movie to me that is available to stream on Mubi please know I will never watch it.

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Gentleman Housefly @gentlemanhousefly.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Boss: You can’t tell people they have “a very punchable face.” Me: But LOOK at him?!? Boss: Sigh. I’m not sure being a kindergarten teacher is the right job for you.

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🦊 🩵🐦‍⬛ 🧙Poofy Fox & Crow, for Bartleby Endeavors 🎥 @foxy99.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I don’t know what that is but I don’t like it. *the obstetrician attending my debut

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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

My poetry is akin to that of Sylvia Plath, but without the optimism.

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Gentleman Housefly @gentlemanhousefly.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

911 Operator: What’s your emergency? Me: My wife is rage organizing the freezer. At 8am. Send help now!! 911 Operator: Sir, there’s nothing we — or anyone — can do for you now. Godspeed.

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