Reposted by stefan(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 2hsome of you have never said a hip-hop, the hippie to the hippie, the hip, hip-a-hop and you don't stop rockin' to the bang, bang the boogie, say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat and it shows 76519
Reposted by stefanDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 3h[after a few minutes] wait a minute, i think im in the wrong shitstorm 13118
Reposted by stefan𝕭𝖚𝖉𝖌𝖊𝖙 𝕯𝖎𝖘𝖓𝖊𝖞 𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 ™ @nova42069.bsky.social · 1hIve been hiding in your phone this whole time 2218
Reposted by stefanillumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 1hinventing a way to turn societal frustrations into free energy 1111
Reposted by stefanChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 04/07/2024My cerebrospinal fluid is a controlled substance 13622
stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 2hyesterday i spent all day using track and table saws and drill without incident but then cut my hand putting away the folding table 080
Reposted by stefanTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 3hLogged on and didn’t feel insane. My mute/block curation is on point. 48016
Reposted by stefanFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 4hTONY STARK: Will you marry me? PEPPER POTTS: You have to ask properly TONY: [puts on Iron Man costume] Will you be my *sigh* fe-ancé? PEPPER: Omg yes! 25015
Reposted by stefanBoochy Boo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 16hNormalize being bored occasionally again. 13613
stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 2hwhen the creamer starts flexing after it gets promoted to manager 0101
Reposted by stefansweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 5hi don’t want to be a big account and that’s why i keep posting 410834
Reposted by stefanKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 3hKeeping a journal of things I’ve lost interest in. Or I was. 14914
Reposted by stefanMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 2hwhen olive garden doesnt open until 11 512916
Reposted by stefanGiraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 5hBilly Corgan looks like a cenobite but without the joie de vivre 34513
Reposted by stefanAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 3hthe cinnamon-sugar packing peanuts from taco bell are pretty much the least sexy thing you can eat 0161
Reposted by stefanBlather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 22hFriends insist you’re like two peas in a pod. However, each pod usually produces 5 or 6 peas. The point is, as a couple, you underperform. 26423
Reposted by stefansophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 2h"thankful for god's grace" and it's just a rape apologist 1112
Reposted by stefanstefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 6hme: *screaming into the abyss* the abyss: uh, so you’re sure the void is not gonna be home? 0114
stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 6hme: *screaming into the abyss* the abyss: uh, so you’re sure the void is not gonna be home? 0114
Reposted by stefanSameer Ashar @sameer-ashar.bsky.social · 23hThis is my nephew, please forward to your networks, esp any University of Maryland students. 1814301430
Reposted by stefanFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 18hDo you think my boss would get suspicious if I called out of work for the sixth time my grandmother died 116717
Reposted by stefanBUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 02/04/2024I hear laughter in the rain and it’s creepy as fuck 13718
Reposted by stefanScott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 23hWould you watch a weekly video where I do yoga inside a melted down nuclear plant? 592
Reposted by stefanFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/10/2026one good thing about traveling in a coffin on a rat-infested ghost ship drifting rudderlessly into port after being wiped clean of every last human soul by the plague is no jet lag 1028751
Reposted by stefanGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Nightmare Before Christmas version of Cinderella where giant wasps help her get dressed 1021265
Reposted by stefanTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 03/10/2026when you put that thing away and now you can’t find it anywhere 2212835
Reposted by stefanborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026it’s always “protect girls’ and women’s sports,” but never “protect girls and women” 16961205
Reposted by stefanMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’d wake up in a hotel tub filled with ice for you, babygirl. 36831
Reposted by stefanphil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026october is for hexting. it’s like sexting but you’re actually putting curses on people 511529
Reposted by stefanViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Just saw my 5th grade math teacher at Chili’s. I yelled “isosceles triangle” and he gave me a thumbs up 942244
Reposted by stefanfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 04/10/2026just opened the bag of air conditioner’ed air i brought home from the office yesterday and it isn’t even cold anymore ?? 811714
Reposted by stefanMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Holy fuck am I bad at this website. 67531
Reposted by stefanfredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick 391871317
Reposted by stefan🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Like, do you want a custom wallpaper of your pets for your phone and or laptop? Hit me up 12813
Reposted by stefanthe thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026citryou + citrme = citrus 1259
Reposted by stefanTiffany Troia @tiffanytroia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Tried Korean fried chicken for the first time today. Damn it's good! 131142
Reposted by stefanNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The hamburger helper glove when it sees anyone's naked hands: ew 710230
Reposted by stefan🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 03/10/2026people will always disappoint you except me of course I'm a perfect angel 37023
Reposted by stefanRanch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My absolute core belief since childhood is that anything labeled Ketchup is going to taste 100x better than anything called Catsup 91193
Reposted by stefan☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Some people call me the blood harvester, a terrible butcher of crimson destruction. Some people call me Maurice, probably because they don't want their blood harvested. 18834
Reposted by stefanheadless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Headless Horseman doing the Hendrix thing where he plays guitar w his teeth but he holds the guitar up to his neck hole and it sounds incredible 26022
Reposted by stefanceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026incredible news: we’re having the same arguments over and over for the rest of time 653159478
Reposted by stefanthe thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026get cozy, fuckaas bitch 35019
