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@fungiblethadius.bsky.social
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Why are you here? What do you want from me? Put that down. Stop touching everything. *certified free range, grain fed shitposter #KeepBlueskyWeird

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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 5h
fuck this body
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 15h
Shop local. Shoplift corporate.
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 17h
ouroboros should be a palindrome
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 17h
imagine hating me and I’m just over here not feeling well
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 18h
big deal, I’ve been drinking from my radioactive jug since before all these esophageal tumors
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 19h
Galactic Trade Federations are just dirty Tatooines stealing quality Naboo jobs
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 19h
Congress has spent more time traveling to and from Coruscant than time in session
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 20h
playing cards 2: the deckening
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kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i saw your man struggling to draw the cool s
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
brotein, protein for dudes
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🎃Jennifer Sistrunk🎃 @jennisis42.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We could summon the dark forces, or we could, (hear me out) order Chinese takeout.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 15/04/2026
*swivels a chair around and sits on it backward to connect with the kids* I think you should stop worrying about LOOKsmaxxing and start worrying about BOOKsmaxxing
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 22h
there is no citri, only citrdo or citrdonot
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pooper Petts
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
don’t be gay, bro, gimme a kiss
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🌭
A Frenchie sitting on her butt in front of a hot dogs on buns background. Text at bottom reads: hortdorg.
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
wait what?!
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aj @strawberry.bsky.to · 03/10/2026
i have decided that enough things have happened. no more things for a while
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
and I've got one hand in my pocket and the other one is holding a pterosaur
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Selina @selinaaa1212.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Potato is my favorite food group
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Omg this whole time I thought they said to take the path of most resistance
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Murderously Matt @momentarilymatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How long into the date before I ask them to apply lotion?
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Jesus and Butthead @jesus-and-butthead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
John Carpenter's Thing is a movie about his penis, right?
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@jenetmms.bsky.social got out again
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I got fired from the mustard cutting factory
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
let’s gooooooo
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What’s this aversion with the repost button?
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
get cozy, fuckaas bitch
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
have you tried being fiercely cozy about it?
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
citryou + citrme = citrus
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Panic! At the Panic
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New pastry idea: petit fives.
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The Call is Coming From Ianside the House @ianfortey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Captioning a 9 minute video of a bird on a branch with "wait for it" and then nothing happens.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
im gonna turn so many tricks this Halloween
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The X-Men Who Stare at Goats
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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 03/10/2026
Returning from the beach with 10 lbs of rocks and shells and other sea treasures like any neurodivergent couple should
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Like, do you want a custom wallpaper of your pets for your phone and or laptop? Hit me up
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Friday at 5! See yall Monday, don’t forget to lock up and hit the lights
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Cam Walker @walks30.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Friday afternoon mood. The Refreshments “Down Together”
youtu.be
The Refreshments - Down Together (Official Video)
YouTube video by All Seasons Music
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Dark Deeny(they\them) @darkdeeny.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Kicking off spooky season with a new comic www.patreon.com/posts/168875...
Two college kid one blonde with a skirt and a pony tail and the other greaser jock style cling to each other as zombie hands close on them the title reads "night of the pink flesh eaters"
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 02/10/2026
direct deposit and auto payments have my paycheck like:
static.klipy.com
Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
Alt: Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No one cares what you saw on fucking threads
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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Something's wrong. I keep leaving bluesky only to find myself back on bluesky
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The Spectre that crawls through your dreams @tattersking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Sir, if I may the crease goes here, the bulge here, one aims to entice the eye"
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 02/10/2026
shitposters have taught me a lot about myself that I was trying to keep buried so thanks I guess
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if we can’t trust butter, who can we trust?
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it’s so unfair that i have to compete against people with motivation
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How YOU doin’? I mean financially. Matt LeBlanc here for AARP
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 01/10/2026
how can we be sure that anything is butter
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
head’s all empty, more than normal today, but I got inspiration from @fungiblethadius.bsky.social 🎃🖤🧡
photo I took in Hanoi, Vietnam, of an illuminated French Gothic church called St. Joseph’s. It is a Catholic Church where people still worship today, but is also a popular tourist spot for its beauty  (I preferred it at night) the little plastic stools that you see all over the country are out front in blue and red varieties.
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