ceej @ceej.online · 13hI’m sorry Senator, I don’t think I follow. I have no recollection of attending that event. Are you perhaps referring to my participation in the Slow Toads-Infused Shrimped Kraut Crumb Lump? 816414
ceej @ceej.online · 17hMr. President.... China, they.... it's bad. They just announced Ultra Intelligence 271041106
ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/202675% chance I’m going to bounce off of Control: Resonant but as with all Remedy games I’m going to buy it because I want those freaks to have some walking around money 29105336
ceej @ceej.online · 28/09/2026I love gta. I can't wait to punch somebody in the lobby of a "buttmunch burger" 51424
ceej @ceej.online · 28/09/2026hey there colleague who always wears a beanie inside even on really hot days. just want to say you’re doing great. we’ll be ready for you 141691
ceej @ceej.online · 28/09/2026facebook’s new AI is sending guys to my house to whip my ass for posting “sirloin ain’t shit” in the local Beef Boys chat 1039325
ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026the tech titan backlash to “woke dei hr ladies” makes a lot more sense now huh 291798333
ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026over the next few years you are going to see kids posting infinite variations of “millennials always wait until the end of the transaction to scan their card 🙄” and it is your sacred duty to not let that turn you into a turbochud 811447142
ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026watching horror movies as a flashlight guy and just shaking my head whenever the protagonists struggle through a dark room 1653031
ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026watching hokum (2026). they used the special camera that makes adam scott look handsome for this one 203303
ceej @ceej.online · 26/09/2026none of these guys can write. an entire belief system predicated on some loser gish galloping through an encounter with an imagined jock 1327427
ceej @ceej.online · 26/09/2026my dad senses were tingling at the show last night and then I realized nobody younger than thirty was wearing earplugs 3375334
Reposted by ceejJesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 25/09/2026got to watch nothern minnesota guy yesterday order lunch. turkey sandwich. nothing in it, just the turkey. white bread. catholicism tells you to feel guilt over desire; nordic protestantism frees you from desire itself 1652553
ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once 913298395
ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026ME: (crawling out of the sea) Oh thank god! There’s been a terrible shipwreck! Please, I need water GUY ON SHORE HOLDING A GIANT BOOK: Not so fast, bitch. This is Puzzle Island 1455162
ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026C'mon, Slime Man! You don't have to go back to the sewers, not after the adventure we've shared! You can live with us! (two days later) Police say no leads in the case where a suburban family was found entirely Slimed, 929321
ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026getting withering looks from my fellow scientists as we wait in the uv decontamination tank after a long day at work on Covid 2 1329012
ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026my favorite genre of reply is people who are like, “we should kill <actual elected official> with a gun.” my man you are years-of-lead-posting from your couch. good luck raising your assassin army of ultraviolent mutual aid enjoyers 1737919
ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat 9678431308
ceej @ceej.online · 23/09/2026they upgraded the toilet paper at the office to 2-ply. life is worth living! 273638
ceej @ceej.online · 23/09/2026this is awful of course but coupled with all those stats about how 95% of gen z men have a betting account it may mean that millennial cultural supremacy survives long enough to spark a 2040’s mashup revival 1234814
ceej @ceej.online · 22/09/2026a lot of your favorite accounts have just had their cover blown. give some grace to anyone with over 100k followers on here, they’re probably going through a lot right now 311529254
ceej @ceej.online · 22/09/2026I have a solid relationship with the motion-detecting soap dispenser at work that squirts soap on my sleeve whenever I wash my hands. We are working through our issues and committed to a strong future based on mutual trust 3067146
Reposted by ceejceej @ceej.online · 23/08/2023big glue trap might help Chuck E. Cheese finally get that A rating from the health department 011012
ceej @ceej.online · 22/09/2026does Costco have a formal policy against shrinkflation or are their suppliers just stubborn? every snack I buy from there comes in a bag where it’s like, yeah; that’s $15 243138
ceej @ceej.online · 21/09/2026See here how The Stance has entered his body and his mind. The Stance infests him. The metamorphosis is complete 782481231
ceej @ceej.online · 21/09/2026as a latchkey kid I used to get home from school and raid the pantry to make “creations” which involved pouring various spices and powders and sugars in a bag to eat while I watched batman the animated series 2858916
ceej @ceej.online · 20/09/2026when someone who’s addicted to arguing on here is making an argument you agree with you may be tempted to enter the fray in support, but this is a folly. they want to argue more than they want to hold actual beliefs. you will be a casualty of friendly fire 1850241
ceej @ceej.online · 20/09/2026The Three Stooges actually enjoyed a productive post-Hollywood career as clandestine assassins for the CIA. Curly alone boasted seventy-eight confirmed kills inside of Soviet Russia until his death in 1952 by stepping on a defensive rake with one hundred grams of Semtex embedded in the handle 1934744
ceej @ceej.online · 20/09/2026I think we need stronger laws against celebrity abuse. they’re stupid, and weak. it’s not sporting 721512
ceej @ceej.online · 19/09/2026drummers sit down because they’re the laziest member of the band 4862046
ceej @ceej.online · 19/09/2026got a new phone and had to wait like four hours to get back on bluesky. did you guys know there’s grass outside 80127380
ceej @ceej.online · 18/09/2026The concept of Logical Charity is simple: lives = dollars. And because the best way to make money is to already be rich, it’s actually more logical for those of us with good brains to get all the money. This saves FutureDollars which are more logical than NowLives. We also (logically) need jet skis 756075
ceej @ceej.online · 18/09/2026I do think this film is an unqualified masterpiece. it’s two different movies at once and manages to execute both 814211
Reposted by ceejlil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026me: i think cell C12 is missing the formula for the rest of that column ai agent: it sure is you clever bitch. have you been taking genius pills 125521
ceej @ceej.online · 17/09/2026even odds this theoretical superpowerful ai just evolves into a pretty good hang 71106
