Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I love interviews with Millie Bobby Brown because they’re always like “My husband, Jacob Tortelloni, has taken an interest in paleontology recently. I know this because he refuses to eat his chicken milanese unless I cut it into dinosaur shapes for him first.” 090
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Sure I play it cool, but all this time I’ve been smuggling a skeleton around 0172
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I don’t know why you’re being so ominous about it, but thank you, I would love to receive just desserts 22510
Reposted by Giraud, basicallyhaunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I'm in the bath being mysterious 2353
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Tommy Wiseau is going to do the halftime show at Hi-Mark stadium 250
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 17/09/2026sure it’s fun being diculous one time, but multiple times? there’s a word for that 260
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 16/09/2026okay so apparently cops hate it when you wave ‘em around like you just don’t care. They only like the first part 050
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I bet Abraham Lincoln loved getting faxes from samurai 2183
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 12/09/2026 My core 9/11 memory is calling my mom from downtown new york crying and her telling me to stop being so dramatic 040
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Dr Pepper Zero Sugar is a lovely name for a girl 1264
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Love how Paul’s response is basically “you shouldn’t have gotten that iPod if you didn’t want to delete ‘The Miracle of Joey Ramone’ every time you plug it into your desktop” 060
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Get in, Loser. We’re going down to the internet cafe so you better fucking wear your ski goggles 0123
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 02/09/2026idk what the problem is, i would love a pile of dogs 1212
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 31/08/2026If you want better phonetics, follow the OED instead 190
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I’m so tired of the NFL using bell cow running backs. That job should be for people only 020
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Adding soap shavings to my tacos because I’m out of cilantro 093
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Me trying to teach Max Collins how to make a margarita: Max: I will swallow the limes, I will choke on the rinds Me: no, no, just cut them in half for now Max: wanna put my tender heart in a blender Me: OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP THATno.no 071
Reposted by Giraud, basically𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 24/08/2026ICYMI: Episode one of Who Prose There? The really good book review. Where we discuss how to fit a velociraptor in a car, cloaca logistics, and Antonio Banderas. m.youtube.com/watch?v=SiNF...m.youtube.comWho Prose There - Don Juan VelociraptorYouTube video by Durs Productions 52311
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Henry David Thoreau: *invents No. 1 pencil* Dixon Ticonderoga: lmao check this shit out 0102
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 23/08/2026haters on medieval twitter seeing a short plague victim: lmao get rekt buboes baggins 1214
Reposted by Giraud, basically𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 @borgerville.com · 23/08/2026nice age of bronze, let me guess, it’s collapsing? of course 115118
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 19/08/2026why didn’t anyone tell me about binturongs back when we were picking favorite animals? seriously wf 171
Reposted by Giraud, basicallyMika Fae Queen of Night 🏳️⚧️ @msmaxwellmusic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026this has real "final video log on derelict space freighter" vibes 705573569
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 13/08/2026everything christopher walken says sounds like it was clipped together from other christopher walken conversations 1102
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 11/08/2026let’s just jump straight to Woke 5 already i wanna make gender reveal parties illegal unless they’re a trans debutante ball 1144
Reposted by Giraud, basicallyPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Eating a cinnamon roll by snapping it open like a slap bracelet 21512107
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 08/08/2026my mom said I’m not allowed to watch goshzilla at your house any more 083
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 02/08/2026A jumanji-themed italian restaurant called “Jumangia”, is this worth anything? 1120
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Shout out to that one kid who yelled “present!” at roll call, mfer carried us through homeroom 0143
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Me, on a blind date with a pirate: Oh, you have a peg leg? That’s so interesting! Is it short for pegnelope? 3173
Reposted by Giraud, basicallyglue @delightedbutdying.bsky.social · 29/07/2026castlevania? should be called castlefangia with all those vampires popping up 1142
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 29/07/2026One Piece is basically the Odyssey but where everyone they meet is really fucking annoying 160
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 23/07/2026The thing about he-man is that he already had a nice castle, with no moss or ghosts on it, but then he’s like “no, I’m going to this other spooky ass castle with a bird lady and I’m gonna wear a harness” 2187
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 19/07/20262.5 hours into this christopher nolan movie and haven’t seen one fucking minivan yet 0121
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Pontiac Trans-Am is short for Pontiac Transgender-American. Not many people know that. 02510
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 18/07/2026*turning to the camera as I shake out loose cereal from my shirt* “I guess you could say I…still have a few trix up my sleeve” 34612
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Helen Keller truthers explaining how Homer could have written the Odyssey 140
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 14/07/2026knights in white satin? bro you’re gonna need better protection than that 0207
Reposted by Giraud, basicallyJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Fucked that there are a million songs about love but only one about baking me a cake as fast as you can 562055370
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Posting a picture with today’s paper for proof of life is giving hostage 061