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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿

@retroshorts21.bsky.social
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this is not a good account to follow grad student & aspiring cadaver. 🌈 🎹🎸

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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
i will beat the shit out of you in front of your parents
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
do NOT bring your ironing board around me i WILL surf on it 😤
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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the abolitionist's dilemma
venn diagram
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some people need their ass beat
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punishment does not transform people
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me
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 2h
roasting syndrome
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 2h
Shut the fuck up
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 3h
should i actually work for the next 30 mins or should i noodle on guitar
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 3h
i heart some of you
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brad is wearing the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 3h
I need an aloof wife
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 3h
taking any calls this month like
Pictured: michael meyers from the original 1978 halloween movie answering a phone.
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 3h
guess what time it is
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 4h
mr. cellophane cannot be trusted
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 4h
people love to have and share hobbies
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 4h
Construction equipment library where you can go and check out an excavator, dump truck, etc
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 4h
cant wait to shred on this bitch again once i can finally use me amp
Pictured: red SG guitar stood next to an amp. should probably change the strings but yolo
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 5h
to be fair mate I think am becoming unwell
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 7h
fat footed
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 7h
hi welcome to animal crossing here’s a mortgage
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 9h
today’s throwback pic is brought to you by razz
Pictured: a kitten (Razz) with wide eyes, laying in an open duffel bag looking insane
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 9h
simply having a miserable xmas time 🎶
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 10h
did u get my last telegram. over.
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 20h
just boxes and boxes of shit
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
idk what i need exactly but i know i need to get the fuck outta here
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
bring me to life ❌ bring me to death ✅
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
need a haircut
Pictured: me, feeling Some Type of Way
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
3pm is the anti witching hour
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Jo ⛓️ @sapphic-sugar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Some people age well and look younger bc they don't have the weight of being a really shitty person on them
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lol , lmao
Pictured: someone macing a child in the face. 
Text over the adult says “me” 
The mace being sprayed says “I’m fine”
The child text says “someone trying to be there for me”
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
trying to find silver linings in the situation rather than immediately defaulting to suicidal ideation is Difficult 🤡
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
going to clear out/clean up my old room later on today. will keep you posted on all the cool stuff i find
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
now accepting applications
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
grand piano awareness month 🗣️
Pictured: an ivory colored Steinway grand piano
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
nothing has really been an indicator that things will be ok
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Face down on the boulevard of broken dreams.
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
already paid this month’s rent but i feel like am gonna start the moving out process sooner than later cause fuck being here 👍
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a little early in the day to be going fucking nuts but thats showbiz baby
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
wake me up inside ❌ let me sleep outside ✅
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
scooby doo on zombie island
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you wanna come over and share coping skills
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my issue with baybel cheese is that i didn’t know you were supposed to tear off the red part & i didnt want to look stupid by asking (???) so i just ate the whole thing
Pictured: baybel cheese
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
at 1k i will shatter
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this shits been in my photos since 2012 and am never deleting it
Top panel: Ann Romney & Mitt Romney giving a thumbs up circa 2012.

Bottom panel: same thing except they’ve faceswapped and it’s ridiculous.
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
giving ppl a 👎 instead of a 🖕when they make a dick move on the road is bc im not mad, just disappointed
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is why sims 2 is the best out of them all. even the fuckups were incredible work
Pictured: a fucked up stretched out slenderlookin sim from the sims 2.
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
investigating ideas
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
at 500 followers I will perish
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my chemical bromance is just the relationship i have with prozac
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
went to one of my favorite places yesterday, Longwood Gardens
trees and plants in a conservatory. the floor is covered by a couple inches of water and the plants are arranged on either side of the floor to create an aisle in the middle. plants in baskets hang from the glass ceiling.lilypad garden with huge saucer like lilypads surrounding a plant in the center. triangle glass roofs of conservatories are in the backgrounda wall of colorful orchids a walkway in a conservatory, fan palms on either side surrounded by low ground cover plants, shrubs, etc. hanging plants are at the end of the walkway, glass ceiling above
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
every god damn day
Pictured: left panel is a bear on a laptop and their brain says “let’s focus”

Second panel shows the laptop screen and it is focusing “on the wrong thing”
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
:—)
Pictured: some heart shaped balloons. Text next to them says, “I will be at my limit Soon!”
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hell
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