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lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 15h

this would be the perfect game for that bane scene from the dark knight rises tbh

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 15h

I’m no ophthalmologist but it feels like 182 is a lot of blinking

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026

if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

typa shit the yankees do before getting shut out in a three game sweep tho

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Personally I think all books are lesser. That’s why all the new information I retain is uploaded directly into this chip in my brain.

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Diss able? Sure I mean I’ll diss anybody what’s his momma look like?

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

talking on speakerphone while you’re taking a shit in a public restroom is a level of insanity that i will never be able to comprehend

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Okay so you've never been to a Hawks game, but I bet you've at least seen a hawk. Huh scumbag?

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

me when i have to piss worse than any person has ever had to piss in the history of humanity

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

they're boosting your ass on doxxsky

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

everyone and everything is becoming stupid and lazy

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

assigning benjamin netanyahu an essay about why genocide is bad

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Silicon Valley AI surveillance startup, Lucifer, secures $666 billion in initial funding round

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

hypothetically speaking, let's just say these are my monkeys and this is my circus. they're not. but for the purpose of this exercise let's pretend they are.

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the little devil sitting on my left shoulder just shot and killed the little angel fluttering above my right shoulder

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

creating a block list simply titled “opps”

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The forward pass and its consequences have been a disaster for the game of football

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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Every French presidential poll LADY HITLER - 35% JEAN D'AUSTÉRITÉ - 18% CHUD COMMUNISTE - 17%

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

not my fuck around. not my find out.

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The only time I'm Choosin' Texas is when asked which state's senator is the Zodiac Killer

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

muted all the discourse and now my bluesky feed is empty?

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Oh you thought I murdered and ate 36 people? Well guess what? It was only four. Got your ass.

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

was going to walk outside and heard my daughter ask my wife “when you really think about it, what is the meaning of life” so i figured i’d stay in and give them a few more minutes to figure that one out themselves

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