Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ran into this hottie at Folsom @alex-wayne.bsky.social 1974721
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Them: hey, I follow you on Bluesky! Me: oh dear, I’m sorry 91749
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Somehow the normie Traitors is more annoying than the celeb version…? 10410
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Objects in mirror may be higher than they appear 2789023
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026At the circuit party asking mens if they wanna slow dance 5963
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My only wish for when and where I die is that I’m just left there like roadkill 8421
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Went to charge my car, which is across the street from a gas station, and holy shit people are out here paying almost 9 dollars for diesel??? 16910
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026got my Folsom Fag outfit all cleaned and pressed and ready for the weekend 😉 2957015
Reposted by Ranch DevereauxRaphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Actually, *not sorry. 1302
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Actually, sorry, I genuinely do think less of you if you’re still posting or sharing shit from X 1027125
Reposted by Ranch DevereauxPokhraj Roy @pokhrajroy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comSpeed Movie Bus Stunt SceneALT: Speed Movie Bus Stunt Scene 0151
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Since everything is so unaffordable these days, a good date night idea is to hold hands, go for a walk around your neighborhood, and get hit by a city bus together (FREE!) 81214
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If you see me this weekend at any Folsom event, please grab my tits 34123145
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don’t know about you all, but I only patronize bars that have a performative virtue signaling mandate. Always have, always will. 2674
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You know who would have fucking loved ai? Jan Brady. 6694
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This covid and flu vaccine update has got me acting loopy because why did I just talk about “having my tits out to fundraise” during a staff meeting 🙃 181624
Reposted by Ranch DevereauxBrandton 🏳️🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Bottoms after the cum dump 0271
Reposted by Ranch DevereauxMr. Juice Box @toxicjuicebox.com · 22/09/2026The G in Gay stands for Gas 1242
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Gay people walk so fast because we’re always farting 171223
Reposted by Ranch DevereauxCnut the Ginger 💛🌈🌻♾️ @geewrong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Marinastatic.klipy.comMarina Posing by a TreeAlt: Marina Posing by Marina Dimonds waving 092
Reposted by Ranch DevereauxI.o.I PR Manager (Stream Suddenly) @ioiprmanager.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Tayce: 051
Reposted by Ranch DevereauxDorothy Whoresnack @friendoflwaxana.bsky.social · 22/09/2026O Dduw, dw i wedi troi'n Gymro! 😱 0111
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Still riding the high from getting ID’d this weekend and the guy going “wow, okay, good job.” 🥰 🥹 746810
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“Are you mad at me?” well GOOD because I don’t like you either ya fuckin little shit. 0793
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026not for nothing, because this whole sentiment is so fucking stupid, but like you don’t think most poets were also doing a shit ton of drugs and fucking with abandon???? 141295
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It’s funny how queer people just get it, like I was telling an elgeebeetee about a gay man who dresses like a lesbian and the person was like “oh yeah I totally know the style.” And then I told a straight woman the same thing and she was like “isn’t that just dressing like a straight man?” Um, NO! 51116
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Happy Carly Rae Dae to all who celebrate (gaes) 🥳 4954
Reposted by Ranch DevereauxJimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Spinning around #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon 695638830
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I say this as someone who eats animal byproducts and some meat, but maybe it’s justice if ai slaughters us after we’ve spent our entire existence slaughtering innocent animals. Thems the breaks. 4440
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Sorry I couldn’t get to the phone, but please leave your name, number, and a brief message and I’ll get back to you as soon as I finish taking those hole pics. 101295
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026He looks like he’s wearing a Michael Myers mask 211574
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The chaotic urge to go up to these Dreamforce people walking around with lanyards displaying their names and act like I know them “Jim!? Jim Stawyki? OMG it’s been forever! I haven’t seen you since the 4th grade! How the hell have you been???” 3551
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Thinking back to freshman year (2001) of high school when I told some classmates I really liked this new artist, Nelly Furtado, so then they proceeded to call me Nelly Retardo for the rest of the year. Anyways, lemme hop on fb real quick and see how ugly they all are today. 101560
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026And the Emmy for Bestest Littlest Guy goes to…Jimothy! This is Jimothy’s first win and first nomination for playing the role of Jack’s reason to live. 51588
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026rhinoplasty, lip filler, cheek implants, chin implant, jaw shave, brow bone reduction, buccal fat removal, botox, and eye lift 11853
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Bloated After Eating like a Garbage Monster the Entire Weekend: A Gay Memoir 3970
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 13/09/2026He died doing what he loved: talking about being dead 3708
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 13/09/2026WELP fuck my life bc I’ve been really enjoying and listening to a lot of this one vocal trance artist, Skyla Reeze, who I just found out is actually ai so time to throw myself into an active volcano gootbie 🌋 8751
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Wearing white after Labor Day in hopes that Beverly Sutphin crashes through the wall of my gym - á la the Kool-Aid Man - and murders me 1624810
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Absolutely everything weird and strange about me can be traced back to the fact that I watched the movie Mannequin no less than 100 times before I turned 8. 12900
