iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 16h

We had our AI simulate the wildcard round of the MLB in 8 seconds. It was still boring. We are working on speeding up the games

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 16h

There are ghost peppers, but why no ghost parsley?

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 16h

Can’t deal with really spicy food. No jalapeños or haunted peppers. Even basil is a bit too much.

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absinthe makes the heart grow fonder @absintheofcolor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

wake up babe, new cider just dropped

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

With the Internet2’s commitment to providing real time Beyblade statistics, here are some numbers. Knockouts: 22 Instakills: 4 Lubricant DQs: 7

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So much of dating these days is just ‘hey, you sex me and then I’ll sex you.’ What happened to couples saying hey, wanna go to the store and smell candles? Am I the only one who still values love???

A grocery store aisle with a shelf full of different colored candles in glass jars.

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We are providing realtime stats and data for Beyblade.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m out of AI tokens, so I’ll just have to describe this one: An Orca with biceps fighting a giraffe.

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Our Internet 2 comes with a massive database of MP3s ready to download lightning fast. Mostly Nelly Furtado, but adding more every month.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Maybe I’m just old, but doesn’t this sound like a nice vacation?...spending a week at a chair factory...just sitting in all the different types of chairs?

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What the Ripley's Believe It or Not shrunken head looks like today will astonish you! Really let himself go. #Tabloid

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Our sequel to the internet is currently running on three TurboGrafx-16 consoles. We are waiting on funding to add a cd-rom attachment to double our processing capacity. That should allow users to utilize all 36 letters and one crude emoji in emails.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A pumpkin spice latte with almond milk. Staying away from dairy. I didn’t ask if the whipped cream has dairy. But it’s cream, not milk, so probably safe.

An iced latte domed with whipped cream held up in front of art work at a coffee shop.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I read too many Cathy comics all at once, so now I have a head ack.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Always know when fall is coming because I gotta start putting on two pairs of candy underwear for warmth.

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Some of the most powerful and influential people of today got their start by pooping in the potty.

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Proud that our Internet 2 is sponsoring the halftime show for this year’s Curling Regionals. Hologram Conway Twitty performing. (We will not be providing the internet service for the event 🫤)

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’ve bought every pair of jeans I own at Bass Pro Shop. When I look good, I feel more confident and that’s empowering.

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Our AI was used to age Tom Cruise for his new movie. It took 16 bits of processing power and some flour for his hair.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I got this Dream Walls travel collage book. Full of posters showing where I’d like to go. I’ll build my collage and it’ll be much easier to locate my body this way. But with a little bit of mystery.

A close-up of book of mini-posters containing different locales such as mountains and red rocks. Cover shows all the posters stuck to wall above a bed. “Ollie’s” orange price tag book.

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Our Internet 2 gives you so much speed and storage. You could download every sound wav file that exists. We’re talking every noise your dog makes, both awake and asleep.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I feel like if Lizzie Borden had been part of a cabin makeover show, she might’ve been okay. Maybe an open floor plan or a screened-in porch would’ve made the difference in her state of mind.

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Our lightning fast Internet 2 is powering the automatic mustard dispensers at So-Fi stadium tonight! They have synchronized…and…oh god…they are a sentient now and we cannot guarantee the serving size they will dispense. Also, please proceed to stadium bunkers.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

McVay drove the Rams players to the game in an activity bus 30 minutes before kickoff and it’s working!

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Do you use a different condiment on your normal corndog than you do on your mini-corndogs? If so, why? How does that make sense? It’s the same thing!

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Our Sequel to the Internet is providing the wi-fi for the corndog truck at tonight’s Chiefs SNF game.🤩 …And we are aware of the credit card issues and are working on it. We are also aware of e-order discrepancies that left some with blue cheese sauce instead of honey mustard.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Hang on. Receiving vital health information from my smart nose ring. Heart rate. Nose stress. Nose temperature.

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We love the idiots who still call travel agents to book trips. Just use our lightning fast internet 2 to email them dummy.

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Our smart glasses have blackout mode. You won’t be able to see anything. Except for a tiny crawl of world headlines across the bottom of the lenses…..and some limited targeted ads.

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Hautumn @goodmorninghfx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Soup is tasty!

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

All the good ideas are taken. Like I thought about a place that sells sandwiches on bread with a side of apples. Then realized that Panera beat me to it.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Developing a sports energy tomato juice drink that will have the maximum in caffeine available. May also have a Bloody Mary version with celery, olives, and bacon.

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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Putting together a playlist of things not to play for me if I’m in a coma.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Think of the Trapper Keepers that could be rescued!

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Proud to partner with NASA. They are currently using our Internet 2 to calculate vending machine profits in their Irvine offices. Also instrumental in helping them reach Greenland by 2035.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Why are there no Velcro repair persons? You know, when your Velcro won’t stick anymore. And you need more hairs, or hooks or something. Not glamorous, but could be a decent career.

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Our Internet2 is wildly successful and we may even expand. Unrelated, we also sell used clothing. Please send us your undergarment sizes and we will ship you a barrel of garments.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Some of you would eat salad dressing popsicles. And I don’t know how to feel about that.

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Our smart glasses are the only glasses that come with screensavers. Free ones like flying toasters and 8 bit fireworks.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Kinda feel like it’s my duty to tell everyone that Amazon will be selling products on Oct 6 and 7. They do this a few times a year, but you don’t want to wait and then find out they are out of products. IYKYK

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

We are America’s number one provider of alternate internet and used books.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Like my idea of combining white water rafting and fondue. Sometimes the general public isn’t ready to try new things. Or just complain about hot oil and skewers like big babies.

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Our internet2 has partnered with DraftSlobs online betting. They are the only sports gambling site that puts away a percentage of winnings for your children. When they get old enough they’ll be able to put it towards…a college game bet and start their own winning streak!

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Our new internet is number one with serial killers looking to stay organized. Our Internet 2 is also the choice of true murder podcasters working tirelessly to keep the attention on the wrong suspect.

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026