BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 55mthe word fellatio is derived from felicia, the woman who invented the blow job 220
BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 11hit’s called an ovation because in olden times satisfied audience members would give each performer a fresh egg at the end of the show 131
BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 11h🎵 i take two fibers in the morning 🎵 i take two fibers at night 🎵 i take two fibers in the afternoon 🎵 they make me go alright 🎵 taaaaaake two fibers 050
BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 10/10/2026me: 🎵 she’s having a hot flash, a tropical hot flash 🎵 wife: *slaps that song out my mouth* 010
Reposted by BUG-EYED HELL CAT🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026"What are we, a bunch of BROWN people?" This is white people doing white people shit. Y'all had picnics under our hanging bodies but sure ok. It's like the Taliban. 463085774
BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 10/10/2026how long before the Ai companies try to make it illegal to advertise stuff as “not generated by Ai” because it hurts Ai’s feelings? 030
BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Ruin a book by adding a word: The Little Prince Andrew 040
BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Dystopia would be a beautiful name for a baby girl 253
BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Ruin a book by adding a word: James and the Giant Sexy Peach 010
BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sex so good they pause the World Series to show it in the Jumbotron 020
BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 09/10/2026only pussy ass bitches call it super intelligence 040
Reposted by BUG-EYED HELL CATGod @thegodshow.com · 09/10/2026Any nation that live streams executions is a shithole country. 22260071308
BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 09/10/2026what kind of sick fuck would be entertained watching an execution? would you let that person in your home? would you allow your children to be near them? the gop are fucking ghouls 0123
BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 08/10/2026for public safety they need to publish a sex offender like map, but of people who would watch a public execution 0101
Reposted by BUG-EYED HELL CATPunk on Bus Lives!🚍📻 @punkonbuslives.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Every picture I see from the Oval Office looks just like this. 1225440
BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 08/10/2026no one wants to sit next to me when they fly but in my opinion if someone stuffs you in a metal tube and sends you hurling through the sky it would be far weirder to not be screaming the entire time 052
BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 08/10/2026when they gonna invent a chimney that blows smoke rings? 010
BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 08/10/2026why are they navy seals? seals are hardly the most terrifying thing in the ocean 110
BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 08/10/2026how funny would it be if all those texans signed over those checks to Talarico’s campaign? 000
Reposted by BUG-EYED HELL CATSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I didn't choose the thug life, it chose me. Just kidding, I came in late to career day and it was the only thing left. 516959
Reposted by BUG-EYED HELL CAT Josh Dobbin @joshdobbin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Marty Feldman: "Normalize non-normal eyes." 141
BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 07/10/2026is humanity on the brink of extinction? today i heard people are asking Ai how to vote, so yes, i believe it is 000
BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 06/10/2026𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡… did the inventor of shepherd’s pie already know how delicious shepherds were or was it a happy accident? 021
BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026since the u.s. is running on a deficit, that $5K check trump is promising if repubs win in november is just borrowed money that you, the taxpayer, will eventually have to pay back. you could alternatively take out a personal loan for that amount and vote for people who aren’t evil 000
BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i’m at that level of high where i can see the flavors 0165
Reposted by BUG-EYED HELL CATScissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026my doctor said i have to get taco bell for dinner 5443
Reposted by BUG-EYED HELL CATSpooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026the only thing I can think of where I'd maybe use AI would be to scour the scripts of all Fantasy Island episodes to see if the line "say hello to my little friend" was used so I could use that information to write a mid skeet 1207
BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026one of my wife’s students referred to a jelly fish as a “sloppy fish” and that’s what i call them now 0104
BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026is it cake?: special gloryhole episode 041
BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026we’re into the second of four consecutive october days of 100°+ temps and this never happened when biden was president 060
Reposted by BUG-EYED HELL CAT Josh Dobbin @joshdobbin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Flydubai hijacker was a misogynist; fury at mixed gender workplaces "radicalized" him. We reward the Kavanaughs & Thomases & Hegseths w/power after doing kabuke that their deeds MIGHT disqualify them; they spend that power hurting women. Cornell is everywhere. Misogyny is the original evil.societyforritualarts.comThe Witch of the Crocus ValleyShe yawned and opened her eyes for the first time. If you were there to see them, you would be hard pressed to name the color of those eyes, because there was no name spoken by men for such a color. T... 231
Reposted by BUG-EYED HELL CAT Josh Dobbin @joshdobbin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hatred & fury at women for existing is the first root of nearly every problem we have. It is cross cultural and always a cancer. 042
BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 03/10/2026now is the best time to schedule a physical because pumpkin spice tongue depressors 062
BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 03/10/2026science has shown that the sun will destroy the earth in about 5 billion years by crushing it beneath two monstrous scoops of raisins 171
Reposted by BUG-EYED HELL CATpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 168124202648
BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 03/10/2026does anyone know if frankie ever made it to hollywood? 150
BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 03/10/2026in my youth i was at club and the dj played a 40 min dance mix of relax by frankie goes to hollywood and by the end people were dropping like flies from exhaustion. paramedics were called. four people died that night. still a great song tho 1224
BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i bet sex with a mime is hilarious as opposed to sex with a clown which is terrifying 032
Reposted by BUG-EYED HELL CATsmillz-o-lantern @righttwix.com · 30/09/2026if you fall and your friends are concerned instead of laughing then you’re old now 424253
BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 30/09/2026a terrified usher enters the theater and makes pleas to the audience to refrain from violence 040
Reposted by BUG-EYED HELL CATMissing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Breaking: WNBA credits Caitlin Clark with Assist of the Year. 734533662
BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 30/09/2026it would be culinary malpractice if you made a hot pocket without consulting Ai first 000
Reposted by BUG-EYED HELL CATaric @aghastronaut.com · 30/09/2026Someone is replacing my body with a slightly worse body each night while I sleep. 5747227
Reposted by BUG-EYED HELL CAT🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Everyone block this fucking creep. @bobjohn776653.bsky.social 28509