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@sophamir.bsky.social
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she/her • 34 • deeply unserious 🫶 venmo: SophiaH897 unfiltered access: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xz27fxp7tm… top posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xz27fxp7tm…

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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 5h
i’ve got to get more evil immediately
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 5h
imagine being today years old and just finding out that brennan lee mulligan is emotionally intelligent
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 7h
them: have you ever seen that show “why women kill”? me: never bc i know why.
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 6h
men are better as a concept
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 12h
it's okay to take a break from the internet if all of this bullshit is triggering. see ya in a bit. 🫶
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 17h
Men, stop telling women you denounce sexual assault and start telling your male friends.
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
hey fellas your ‘bro code’ should be calling it out, not covering it up
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 16h
sexy sexy sexy people use alt text
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τreez 🌲 @zoetreez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you gonna let the data centers drink more water than you?? thats what I thought- hydrate out of spite!!! as an act of resistance drink so much water and take care of yourself.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bernie “I’m asking” meme where he’s wearing his brown winter coat walking down the street, but now he has a hand holding a gun superimposed onto it and the text says “I am no longer asking.”
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mike☺︎ (silly joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"oomfs" my brain in gollum's voice: one of my friendses
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
giving myself the gift of ignoring men I don't like
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I keep getting served jersey shore clips lol
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bringing a penis to the knife fight the penis:
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN
a raccoon in the shower holding his head back with his mouth open and paws raised
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
[forgetting the word vasectomy] seedless penis
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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
everything i have learnt about myself i have learnt under duress
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
all of these cave paintings are about me that’s weird
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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My brother just asked me if I still dabble in off putting behaviours
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phil @philjamesson.com · 28/09/2026
hot chocolate? yeah sounds good. except that if chocolate even gets WARM, it melts 🙄🙄🙄 maybe think before you speak next time
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
watching every version of sense and sensibility in preparation for the new one
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have off until thursday and plan to be irresponsible with it
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have done what jesus couldn't: lived to turn 34
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
also charlie kirk
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
YOU HEARD IT HERE!! SOPHIA BETTER THAN JESUS!!!
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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Loki has been in a bad way for the last several hours & I’m taking him in for another urgent consult. It’s looking like he needs bladder surgery so I am boosting this again because the prospect of losing him is something I can’t handle. Please repost this GofundMe so I can help my sweet boy survive.
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I could go to sleep but unfortunately I’m committed to making tomorrow worse for me and everyone involved
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
also charlie kirk
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have done what jesus couldn't: lived to turn 34
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 22/09/2026
the king of england sucks
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's a jumpscare any time someone with a blue check likes my posts
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
the earth can rotate up to once a day
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sometimes you put the ban-able posts in the drafts for AFTER your birthday.
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
posting is worth it - please open this thread
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
posting for an audience of one (me)
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
hunting* and gathering** *posting **notifications
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[posting about worms and iced coffee] posting is praxis
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
i, too, wish posting wasn't my hobby but here i am
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm may not be built for social media but that's not gonna stop me from posting
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you ever get sick of your own thoughts
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
is anyone like normal about sex what the fuck
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LIBRAAAAAAAAAAA (scorpio scorpio)
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ITS MY BIRTHDAY IN THREE HOURS
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the love of my life is probably a bear in this timeline just chomping down on fish rn 🙄 babe I needed you gdi
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
once again choosing bears over men
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my crush on johnny stanton iv continues
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My dream guy is Chewbacca. He’s tall, has great hair and doesn’t talk much
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[pretending to be into architecture] wow look at those bricks
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Libra: Your season is here! Touch grass! Pet a dog! Toss that corpse that’s just been gathering dust in the woodshed into the bog! Skip rope!
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