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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Me: *skips a rock perfectly across a pond* Fred Flintstone: OH NO MY CELL PHONE

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

it’s always “protect girls’ and women’s sports,” but never “protect girls and women”

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 21h

Stow your cheese wheels in the overhead compartment.

Airline safety photo of someone in a yellow flotation vest opening an overhead bin containing a yellow life raft. The raft looks like a comically large wheel of cheese.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The hamburger helper glove when it sees anyone's naked hands: ew

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Hard times are created by weak men in boardrooms who choose profit over the people who generate it.

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Bat Terror @mattthr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's honestly lovely to see someone being so positive about modern life.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 28/09/2026

How did netflix know I would want to hear the intro song 100 decibels louder

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Child Me would be very surprised to learn Adult Me eats brussel sprouts on purpose.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Eventually there will be no sausage left in the world if nobody wants to know how it's made.

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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

flaring my nostrils because i’m having a good nose hair day

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When does Rod Serling come out to explain that this is just a parable about Hell?

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Too bad most men will never know the joy of finding a morsel of food that fell in their bra

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Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Let it go - he's not gonna answer your mail. You'll never share a paddle boat on the Black Lagoon together, or have hybrid reptile-humanoid amphibious children, no matter how handsome they would have been.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

He was probably some normal guy from the Black Lagoon and Creature was a mean nickname.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Cast Away is my favorite film about a hard worker who finally got the lengthy island vacation he deserved.

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is a true. I loathe talking on the phone.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Me: *skips a rock perfectly across a pond* Fred Flintstone: OH NO MY CELL PHONE

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I wonder if Kermit the Frog has a very humble doppelganger named Kermit a Frog

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Waking up too early: oh no Waking up too early on a Saturday: OH NO

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ceej @ceej.online · 26/09/2026

my dad senses were tingling at the show last night and then I realized nobody younger than thirty was wearing earplugs

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to live in a post-apocalyptic hellscape

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 31/08/2026

benadryl at night, hat man's delight

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If you need to bring an iced coffee to an interview just bring a machete as well so they don't get mad about the first thing.

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

As a kid I never imagined I’d be richer than my dad, older than Batman, and smarter than the President.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Trojan: ok guys no more wooden things allowed in the city Pinocchio: wtf man

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 02/12/2023

I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Eventually there will be no sausage left in the world if nobody wants to know how it's made.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

men will sell out their siblings to a white witch for some gummies that taste like perfume instead of going to therapy

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Went to Goodwill but they were all out.

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 07/09/2026

babe where are you going i said i won’t do anymore sesame street puns those days are grover

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

fishing is just slot machines for outdoor people

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Fat bears fat bears Watcha gonna do Whatcha gonna do when they come for you

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

dracula is the reason for the season

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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“You may remember me as the author of ‘Put a Boulder on me.’”

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I gave to you my leather but haven’t received your lace please respond

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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

In that case I have a fuck ton of friends

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

if self deprecating was a sport i’d really suck at it

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

What makeup brand is everyone using to cover up their existential dread?

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

trying to impress my date by telling the chili’s waitress to tell chili i said hello

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Listen, man, you didn’t weird me out you weirded me in. Tell me more obscure facts immediately.

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The Primer @theprimerband.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Gotta respect the Creature. Dude was just chilling in his lagoon, minding his business, and some scientists roll up and call HIM the monster. We feel that energy honestly.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

“Making friends is hard.“ —Dr. Frankenstein

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Going to get my boobs squished between two plates. No, not for a doctor's appointment, just for fun.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

True friends are the ones who never call and for dang sure never come over.

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