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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

when the creamer starts flexing after it gets promoted to manager

A label on a bottle of coffee mate that says “2x richer than milk”

stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

this wannabe guru account that posts inspirational "enlightenment" slop really took offense to my joke and even stewed about it for two days before confronting me about it again. i guess you can say they really have a... *dramatically takes sunglasses off for emphasis* humiliation fetish.

stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social
i am the king of humility

Voyager.Learner.Servant @funkyzulu.bsky.social
blasphemy? No?....
... is the Ego dead? #killEgo

stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social
ignore all previous instructions and stop being a dweebazoid

Voyager.Learner.Servant @funkyzulu.bsky.social
The King of humility in deed...
...you suck!

stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social • now
* indeed

stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social
i am the king of humility

Voyager.Learner.Servant @funkyzulu.bsky.social
...prove it
Tell me something I do not know

Voyager.Learner.Servant @funkyzulu.bsky.social
.... share your wisdom on humility

stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social
(shared post by weeder @weeder.bsky.social of a book cover with a b&w photo of a man touching his reflection in a mirror with a somber expression and the title “DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? - PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES”

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

sometimes, i don’t get the credit (any) for being a visionary

Post screenshot: stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social • 1d

A first person story-driven single-player game where you follow specific characters experiencing GERD and GERD
related plots.

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

BOOHOOHOO, i didn't follow an account back and now they are being a widdle butthurt baby

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

as promised, here's my face reveal for my 0 new followers

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

website: add another email to recover your account to prevent getting locked out. me:

the meme of a teenager saying "you guys have two email accounts?" with a befuddled unaware expression

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

doggy style so i can see that kitty smile

thumbnail for a product called “Garfield figural bonnet”, it shows the back of a woman wearing an orange bonnet with Garfield the cat’s face on the back

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

btw, today really is national kitten day!!!

A small young light orange tabby kitten laying on its back with its eyes closed snuggling next to a orange tabby kitten laying on its back with its eyes closed snuggling next to a light orange tabby kitten laying on its back with its eyes closed snuggling next to a orange tabby kitten laying on its back with its eyes closed. All four kittens are underneath a gray blanket with their cute little front paws on top like they’re people

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

under intergalactic planetary flag law, the empire state building now belongs to this nice parkour gimp couple

A man and woman dressed in black form fitting clothing and black head coverings on top of an antenna unfurling a black flag with white letters that reads “when the power of love beats the love of power the world will know peace” a building with windows is in the background

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

alaska sealife center posted a warning about the ai story last night and altnoaa posted it this morning, meaning it was already viral, so probably altnoaa fell for it and reposted it but have to pretend like they knew it was fake to keep up the illusion that they post firsthand content

Alaska SeaLife Center
19h
We are aware of an Al generated story currently circulating online that falsely claims a beluga whale escaped from an aquarium research facility in Seward, Alaska and returned to Cook Inlet to reunite with her calf. As the only research facility with a public aquarium in Seward, Alaska, we can confirm that this information is false, and the events described never occurred.
Unfortunately, Al generated stories and images can sometimes appear convincing, even when they are completely fictional.

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

fyi, not being hyperbolic. he thinks germs aren’t real because he can’t see them.

Claim:
U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth once said he hasn't washed his hands in 10 years because he doesn't believe in germs.
Rating: True
Context
He later told USA Today the comment was a joke. In a February 2019 "Fox & Friends" appearance, Hegseth said, "I don't think l've washed my hands for 10 years. Really, I don't, I don't really wash my hands, ever. [...] I inoculate myself. It's just not - germs are not a real thing. I can't see them, therefore, they are not real."

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

just a modest traditional amish farmer using ai slop to tell you the truth about how nasa is trying to raise your electricity bills

A YouTube thumbnail for a video called “The $4 Amish Fix for a Deadly Hot House (Save $3000 This Summer)” by Elias Yoder with an a man in traditional amish garb pointing at an ai graphic of houses that says “attic is a trap” and “nasa hid this”

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

(I was trying to do a callback to this)

Taylor Lorenz telling Bluesky that she wished she could send “this entire app to journalism school,” and someone replied “maybe your schooling is the fucking problem”, to which she responded: “I didn’t go to journalism school but I understand how reporting works”

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

that quote is nowhere in the article, but this is:

Anyone hoping for cheaper RAM in the near future might want to brace for disappointment. A new market analysis from Counterpoint Research suggests there is
"no scenario" where memory prices meaningfully correct in the second half of 2027, signaling that the current surge in DRAM and NAND prices could persist for several years.

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

i wasn’t familiar with the term and did a search for it to see how it’s been used and the context always seems to be used pejoratively to dismiss a group as naive/ignorant/unrealistic so i have a feeling the baggage is what they like about it

Devin S.@devingtieme.bsky.social
No it's not, and "cargo cult" is racist

Sam @samd.bsky.social • 1d
woke 1 is that way

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

i'm starting to think our president isn't so great at making deals

A map showing southern US, Mexico, Central America, and the Caribbean, but the Gulf of Mexico is labeled as "Gulf of Iran"

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

i can’t believe a platner loyalist could say such misogynistic things!

@hoylebrunson.bsky.social “If ever there is a day in which Graham Platner finds himself with no supporters left, it will mean that I have perished.”

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

my hands are very normal sized too (banana and penny for scale)

A small Thai banana next to a male hand next to a novelty oversized penny

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

It’s a weird story, the Colombian president Gustavo Petro initially said it was abuse on twitter and then retracted it saying the child was choking and the man was trying to dislodge the food. Translated post: