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phil mccrevice

@jewkrainian.bsky.social
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30 something software dev an idiot who types things Ohio ➡️ Denver cleveland sports (eng/rus) just my skeets bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tfg6pbtryl… NGL ngl.link/ledhead1

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1h
ATTENTION: midposting will be on your permanent record
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 5h
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 5h
ask not for whom the chicken tends, it tends for thee
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 18h
an ideal monday? being crushed to death between a pair of thighs
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 18h
“bsky is dying” shut up we’re all dying
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 18h
an ideal monday? being crushed to death between a pair of thighs
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Minkah Fitzpatrick is the dirtiest piece of shit since vontaze burfict, fuck this dude. ended chubbs career and now repeatedly head hunting a rookie?? fucking get this dude out of here
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
BRB, headed to the bookstore with a sharpie to add a word to every book
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i will not apologize for all the Jose posts v.redd.it/5v3vfr698ruh1
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From the baseball community on Reddit: "Come on, you know – HOME RUN PITCH!" - José Ramírez
Explore this post and more from the baseball community
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
big man injuries are the worst because they’re just like “oof yeah looks like the 300 pounder just moved too quick here for his knee and it exploded”
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 11/10/2026
the characters falling down at the end of Peppa Pig episodes functions like a deus ex machina story telling device for kids
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A haunted house where you keep running into people explaining the rules of board games to you
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
summary of the last 3 games
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Micah @rincewind.run · 11/10/2026
most underrated superstar in MLB for a decade
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What a legend.
Jose Ramirez golfs a pitch heading toward the dirt for the home run that sent the guardians to the ALCA.
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
sometimes the pitching is so good you just gotta sit back and relax
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 11/10/2026
Incredible pitching performance
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
THE CLEVELAND GUARDIANS
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
is 11 Ks through 5 good? asking for a friend
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
JOSEEEEEE JOSE JOSE JOSE
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
almost forgot my caturday contribution
sebastian, a tux cat getting scritches from me, looking right at the camera with his big ol whiskers
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 10/10/2026
ME: if only the universe could give me a sign UNIVERSE: *touches nose, ears, and wipes forehead in a distinct pattern* ME: steal second base?
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
not to be dramatic, but if the guards lose this game i’m gonna throw up and cry myself to sleep
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hot singles in your area want to harvest your organs for the black market
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
wow customer service has made me such a good actor! no one even knows i wanna jump off a cliff or anything!
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
if roseanne barr married jeffrey epstein, she’d be roseanne epstein-barr it’s 3:56am hello insomnia you stupid motherf
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I prefer my vegetables gaping
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
if you wanna fall in love with me that’s none of my business
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
[wreck it ralph in the throes of love] IM GONNA WRECK IT
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They now have sexually transmitted diarrhea but I got mine through lettuce, the way god intended
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“babe you’re in for a wild ride,” i say as we undress each other, remembering all the googly eyes i pasted to my ass cheeks
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Why go big when you can stay home 💁🏼‍♀️
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
jim henson, whispering as he shoves his arm up kermit’s mupussy: you little slut
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the existence of muppet babies necessitates the existence of muppet intercourse
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
fuck nudes, send— wait no actually nudes are cool
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
proof of life hi
me, a white guy with brown glasses, a slutty nose ring, and a meh beard with brown hair sitting on an office chair with a white wall behind me
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
hey so do you guys think jar jar's nuts hang as low as his ears do or like
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
you: *evacuates bowels* me: *_v_c_ _t_s v_w_ls* {_nnnnnnd S_ND 👻}
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
fuck nudes, send— wait no actually nudes are cool
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Fuck it.. we ride at Dawn! Wakes up at noon.
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
having a seance so i can blow a ghosts mind by showing them a toaster oven
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 10/10/2026
la croix with protein called pamplemuscle
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Changing my lock screen to grass
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
(sitting outside the bathroom stall cheering you on) inspooration
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
maybe millennials are poor because of all the photoshopping. they should try photosaving
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
jim henson bf muppet gf
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 09/10/2026
ME: what’s this dish, “lost in the sauce”? i’ll have that SERVER: oh no. no, please don’t order tha— *marinara floods the room like the shining*
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
go to war with iran -> tank diesel production -> lift sanctions from russia -> claim victory again
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raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
she taco’d my bell until she baja’d and i blasted
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raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
what power does this ade give me exactly?
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