Reposted by phil mccreviceGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1hATTENTION: midposting will be on your permanent record 97432
Reposted by phil mccreviceIlhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 5hI’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced. 1072356048915
phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 5hask not for whom the chicken tends, it tends for thee 1102
Reposted by phil mccrevicephil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 18han ideal monday? being crushed to death between a pair of thighs 091
Reposted by phil mccrevice🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 18h“bsky is dying” shut up we’re all dying 15795137
phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 18han ideal monday? being crushed to death between a pair of thighs 091
phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Minkah Fitzpatrick is the dirtiest piece of shit since vontaze burfict, fuck this dude. ended chubbs career and now repeatedly head hunting a rookie?? fucking get this dude out of here 070
Reposted by phil mccrevicelos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 11/10/2026BRB, headed to the bookstore with a sharpie to add a word to every book 45314
phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026i will not apologize for all the Jose posts v.redd.it/5v3vfr698ruh1v.redd.itFrom the baseball community on Reddit: "Come on, you know – HOME RUN PITCH!" - José RamírezExplore this post and more from the baseball community 060
phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026big man injuries are the worst because they’re just like “oof yeah looks like the 300 pounder just moved too quick here for his knee and it exploded” 090
Reposted by phil mccrevicefuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 11/10/2026the characters falling down at the end of Peppa Pig episodes functions like a deus ex machina story telling device for kids 1166
Reposted by phil mccrevice🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 11/10/2026A haunted house where you keep running into people explaining the rules of board games to you 2836387
Reposted by phil mccreviceMicah @rincewind.run · 11/10/2026most underrated superstar in MLB for a decade 4652
Reposted by phil mccrevicephil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026sometimes the pitching is so good you just gotta sit back and relax 111
Reposted by phil mccreviceLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 11/10/2026Incredible pitching performance 3162
Reposted by phil mccrevicefuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 10/10/2026ME: if only the universe could give me a sign UNIVERSE: *touches nose, ears, and wipes forehead in a distinct pattern* ME: steal second base? 315134
phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026not to be dramatic, but if the guards lose this game i’m gonna throw up and cry myself to sleep 160
Reposted by phil mccreviceJenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Hot singles in your area want to harvest your organs for the black market 1014047
Reposted by phil mccrevice✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026wow customer service has made me such a good actor! no one even knows i wanna jump off a cliff or anything! 6757
Reposted by phil mccrevicekattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 02/01/2026if roseanne barr married jeffrey epstein, she’d be roseanne epstein-barr it’s 3:56am hello insomnia you stupid motherf 2744179
Reposted by phil mccrevice🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I prefer my vegetables gaping 35710
Reposted by phil mccreviceAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026if you wanna fall in love with me that’s none of my business 110243
Reposted by phil mccrevicephil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 04/04/2026[wreck it ralph in the throes of love] IM GONNA WRECK IT 0133
Reposted by phil mccrevice🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 10/10/2026They now have sexually transmitted diarrhea but I got mine through lettuce, the way god intended 914425
Reposted by phil mccreviceAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“babe you’re in for a wild ride,” i say as we undress each other, remembering all the googly eyes i pasted to my ass cheeks 830276
Reposted by phil mccrevice𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Why go big when you can stay home 💁🏼♀️ 518863
Reposted by phil mccrevicephil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 04/12/2025jim henson, whispering as he shoves his arm up kermit’s mupussy: you little slut 2436280
Reposted by phil mccreviceGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026the existence of muppet babies necessitates the existence of muppet intercourse 65368101
Reposted by phil mccrevicephil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026fuck nudes, send— wait no actually nudes are cool 0153
Reposted by phil mccreviceBugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 10/10/2026hey so do you guys think jar jar's nuts hang as low as his ears do or like 301289
Reposted by phil mccrevicekattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 10/10/2026you: *evacuates bowels* me: *_v_c_ _t_s v_w_ls* {_nnnnnnd S_ND 👻} 47221
phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026fuck nudes, send— wait no actually nudes are cool 0153
Reposted by phil mccreviceash @ashhull.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Fuck it.. we ride at Dawn! Wakes up at noon. 1633788
phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026having a seance so i can blow a ghosts mind by showing them a toaster oven 050
Reposted by phil mccrevicefuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 10/10/2026la croix with protein called pamplemuscle 1329
Reposted by phil mccrevicelos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Changing my lock screen to grass 812931
Reposted by phil mccreviceGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026(sitting outside the bathroom stall cheering you on) inspooration 108230
Reposted by phil mccrevicealexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 13/02/2025maybe millennials are poor because of all the photoshopping. they should try photosaving 19941120
Reposted by phil mccrevicehaunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 10/10/2026jim henson bf muppet gf 3677
Reposted by phil mccrevicefuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 09/10/2026ME: what’s this dish, “lost in the sauce”? i’ll have that SERVER: oh no. no, please don’t order tha— *marinara floods the room like the shining* 112633
phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026go to war with iran -> tank diesel production -> lift sanctions from russia -> claim victory again 290
Reposted by phil mccreviceraindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026she taco’d my bell until she baja’d and i blasted 04717
Reposted by phil mccreviceraindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026what power does this ade give me exactly? 2164