Reposted by fredesqueHumor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026@fredtaming.bsky.social 21512162
Reposted by fredesquefredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 06/12/2024doctor: lets test your reflexes me: thats a regular hammer doctor: then i hope theyre good 131703379
fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 23/09/2026me: oops, sorry, i didnt pick the Any Card, i got this 3 of hearts magician: jesus fucking christ 070
fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 16/09/2026waiter: can i show you to the table me: sure waiter: here he is table: lol waiter: ikr lmao 0142
Reposted by fredesquefredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 01/09/2023me: did you finish inside me surgeon: please stop saying it that way 71136284
fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 14/09/2026got into meal planning (bought a 6 foot party sub) 0101
Reposted by fredesquefredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 20/05/2023me: ever heard of quasimodo him: doesn’t ring a bell me: i assure you he does 450399
fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/09/2026looking a stolen horse in the mouth just because i can 041
fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 01/09/2026salmonella has just been recalled due to contamination with e coli 0172
Reposted by fredesquefredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 28/08/2026pretty cool that the Razor Blades In The Halloween Candy we have to worry about this year is from what we buy at the store 3202
fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 30/08/2026walking into the grocery store and making a beeline straight to The Section That Might Kill You for the bargains and deals 0174
fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 28/08/2026pretty cool that the Razor Blades In The Halloween Candy we have to worry about this year is from what we buy at the store 3202
Reposted by fredesquefredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 19/07/2023inventor of worcestershire sauce: but what to call it guy that named wednesday: u ready to fuck some ppl up bro 10491114
Reposted by fredesquedonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 22/08/2026When I read posts I feel confused and unsettled but when I read a book I feel calm enjoyment. Ah well, time to read several hundred posts 91403305
Reposted by fredesquefredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 13/07/2023waiter: is pepsi ok pepsi: take a look around you, does any of this seem ok 6579128
fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 10/08/2026damn, girl, that bindle youre carrying over your shoulder is sexy as hell [getting up to shake your hand] hi, im a hobosexual 060
Reposted by fredesqueRoss Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper 7264721571
Reposted by fredesquefredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 29/07/2026me: can i use your restroom, i really gotta go optometrist: number 1 or number 2 16013
fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 29/07/2026me: can i use your restroom, i really gotta go optometrist: number 1 or number 2 16013
Reposted by fredesquedonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Time for my dreams to turn my fears into weird little plays 225655
Reposted by fredesqueblank @misterblank.bsky.social · 01/09/2023odysseus: we now set out on our odyssey. sailor: [raising hand] what's an odyssey? odysseus: a long journey named after the only survivor. sailor: oh ok wait what. 211841
Reposted by fredesquejosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Bert and Ernie should have their own show. I don't want to have to watch Sesame Street to see what they're up to. I'm not 5 485341989
Reposted by fredesquecap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Please explain it to me like I’m a little teapot. 12357129
Reposted by fredesqueKatie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social · 25/06/2023Do I repeat myself? Very well then, I repeat myself. I’m repetitive, I contain repeats. 45321
Reposted by fredesqueJo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 07/04/2025me: I'm going to build a time machine him: *eating the last donut* what you gonna use it for me: *eating the last donut* righting wrongs 131371236
Reposted by fredesqueSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 26/07/2026The squash vines are going hoopy right now and there’s nothing anyone can do about it 47221
fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 22/07/2026yeah, i still have buccal fat, it hangs over my belt 000
Reposted by fredesqueborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 15/07/2026welcome to America, where you don’t know if a bullet or a piece of lettuce is going to kill you 20654177
fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 21/07/2026walking back into the wrong hotel room after getting ice and reinventing it as the Audience Chair 040
fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 21/07/2026why yes, i do appreciate the entire oeuvre, in fact, i call it the Scooby-Dooeuvre 0186
Reposted by fredesquedaryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 11/07/2026listening to salt n pepa's "what a man" (ft. en vogue) and staying open from 7 to 7 0211
Reposted by fredesquefredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 10/07/2026whats everyone got planned for 7/11 Day tomorrow? i was thinking about loitering at a 7/11 2174
fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 10/07/2026whats everyone got planned for 7/11 Day tomorrow? i was thinking about loitering at a 7/11 2174
Reposted by fredesquefredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 29/06/2023housewives implies feral wives roaming free in the woods 16563207
Reposted by fredesquejosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I'm making amends if anyone wants any fresh amends 1635644
Reposted by fredesqueceej @ceej.online · 17/12/2024(exploring the ancient tomb) Incredible… The lost civilization who built all this must have been generally shitass at building stuff, on account of how it’s all fucking broken 211077110
Reposted by fredesqueBusiaco @busia.co · 16/06/2026Whole village out processing the giant who died in the ravine. 416120
Reposted by fredesqueYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 12/02/2025one time I accidentally brought a pizza to a gunfight instead of a gun and we ate the pizza and resolved differences until the last slice of pizza was up for grabs and a gunfight broke out 814562382
Reposted by fredesqueBob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Is your girlfriend wife material? I'm building a giant wife. 427658
Reposted by fredesqueViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Nice empire of dirt, dude. It would be a shame if I could have it all 121455309
Reposted by fredesqueborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 12/06/2023song titles in the 80s were designed specifically so you could add "in the butt" at the end of them: Straight Up in the Butt I Wanna Know What Love is in the Butt The Rhythm is Gonna Get You in the Butt We're Not Gonna Take It in the Butt 99 Luftballoons in the Butt Cars in the Butt 197223
Reposted by fredesqueYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 30/06/2026sorry it’s so hot outside everyone, i just realized i’ve accidentally left my grill on for the last few days 1221128
Reposted by fredesque🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 05/07/2026sharks and owls should be able to eat snacks together but im not on the sharkhootery board 45614
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