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key @lefttwix.com · 29/09/2026

sweet caroline? i heard she was kinda a bitch

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 21h

Orbital Death Laser would make a beautiful name for a girl.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sometimes when I get really anxious I give myself permission to not let your emails find me for the rest of the day

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 21h

Don't believe everything you read, unless it's my completely insane sounding conspiracy theory that's really true, actually.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i think i’ve accumulated enough life points to be upgraded to not this reality

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 22h

Sometimes it isn’t necessary to use your entire brain

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 22h

DATE: what are you thinking about ME: fall should be spelled fa// DATE: ME: DATE: fell should be spelled fe_ _ *we kiss*

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sorry for what I said and for throwing my boot at you when my foot itched

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Listen I am done, I am not clicking on that. You have baited me not

Picture of an orange and white cat's paws with the headline 'Brave Orange Cat Gives Birth to a Beautiful Basket of Buffalo Wings'

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

it's called sound maybe you've heard of it

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Perhaps the real last chance was the friends we kept giving last chances to along the way.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

all of these cave paintings are about me that’s weird

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/09/2026

not my birthday but I’m not gonna let that stop me from eating a whole cake

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/09/2026

stop trying to make bsky happen people, this place is for the 45 of us who log on every day to tell jokes

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/09/2026

I will never have children, they’re far too chewy for my taste

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i made an app that lets you hook up with basketball players but probably should not have named it “date a center”

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Daughter called me from school sick. Once I broke her out of there I discovered that what that means is she got taco sauce on her shirt.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Communication is key to making things worse

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If by no ads, you mean all ads, we got you. All for the low low price of $109.99.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm not going to lie, would you accept an elaborate excuse instead?

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

BAILIFF: do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you god ME: you too

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is my legacy and everyone who reads this is a witness.

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Become unforgettable, run after a monkey with a knife in a supermarket and never explain why.

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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Me: *skips a rock perfectly across a pond* Fred Flintstone: OH NO MY CELL PHONE

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

All I’m asking is that someone be obsessed with me but then also leave me alone sometimes.

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I hate it when people enjoy things I don't like. Get a hobby!

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Calm down, sure we're trapped in the Cavern Of Lost Souls for eternity but I have full bars here so it's fine.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

[dawn of creation. dinner time. fire pit. adam & eve] eve: i’ll take a rib adam: OW eve: jesus christ (who wasn’t even born yet. that’s an anachronism. you’re welcome). you’re supposed to say “aye” how are you so bad at this

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A meat raffle where they raffle off our most feared meats.

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key @lefttwix.com · 27/09/2026

me: *says something to husband while blow drying my hair* also me: *confused and slightly irritated that i can’t hear his response over my blow dryer*

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The nail polish remover taste extra removery today

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Let's have a seance at the old haunted Blockbusters

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Thank you, kitty, for jumping off my bed to vomit. Appreciate it, bro.

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I like frosted flakes but i hate scooping tony the tiger's litter box. He's gr-r-ross!

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just you wait and see if I procrastinate

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

First they make it Transylvania, then the next thing you know they make it the United States Of Transamerica.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

my hips do lie if you looked at them you’d never guess i ate all the leftover chicken parm during the night

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Growing up I broke each arm twice, smashed a toe, took a basketball to the nose and jammed a finger into permanent curvature. Naturally, my nickname was Lucky.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’m starting to think you guys just enjoy saying nor’easter like you’re a bunch of grizzled sea captains talking to lonely barmaids

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My medication label: “Do not operate heavy machinery” Me, as I prep to perform brain surgery: “Well, that’s just common sense”

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What if the quicksand we were concerned with as kids was a metaphor for the cycles we get ourselves stuck in as adults?

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

worst feeling is when you wake up early on the weekend but realize you are still murdered from the night before

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It’s just a reskeet. I’m not co-signing on a loan or anything.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I've veiled all the mirrors in the house and learned to tie my shoelaces in the dark. I leave only under the cover of night now, a bag over my head and a hurt in my heart.

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