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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 44m

if you are going to the ren faire without me today you are now my enemy

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 4h

do not learn a new skill at work unless you want to spend all morning doing that new skill for others

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 17h

Miss this guy.

One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 5h

lining the hospital walls with even more photos of old ugly white guys

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 5h

if you're pregnant and a vampire turns you into a vampire, will the baby also be turned or will it still be born human

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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 23h

Shoutout to all the pets around the world who are literally keeping millions of people sane right now.

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 14h

there is a new store opening up within walking distance of me i am GETTING PREPARED

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 20h

cool well, you can engage in the Discourse Wars of "who is allowed to be a lesbian" I'm gonna be over here, bisexually lesbianing

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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 14h

I AM NOT IN TROUBLE
AND NO ONE IS MAD AT ME

With a figure doodled with a christmas tree starred on its head

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 18h

Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy

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Bullwark @bullwark.bsky.social · 17h

Would vote for Morty for girlfriend

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18h

Everyone involved in this process — including the Palantir employees — have to be investigated and probably go to jail.

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 16h

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you're the duct taped door from obsession

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 17h

i cannot fathom being part of the ICU team taking care of her right now. the mental and moral toll have to be so heavy and draining and i hope they have access to therapists after all this.

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 18h

“But it doesn’t use as much water as people think it does!” But it still means more data centers raising electricity prices, lowering water pressure, disrupting ecosystems, constant noise in poor neighborhoods. It still stole from thousands of artists. It’s still being developed by the worst people.

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 18h

i think i would make a really good girlfriend someday

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 18h

pervert glasses that allow you to identify all the perverts

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 18h

iiiiit kindddaaaa feeeeels like a bourbon night, fellas

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Thomas [DARK MODE], DO @tom.medsky.social · 21h

I'm not a bioethicist but this seems both cruel and unusual.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23h

just got out of therapy and my therapist said all problems are caused by the fact that my heart is too soft and precious for this world

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 22h

you actually don't have to check your work email ever! it's fine! but many people don't know this

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

growling whenever a coworker shows me a photo of their baby

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 30/09/2026

ok leaving this up on the conference room whiteboard

“they don’t know” meme but the man wears a NEORSD hat and stands waist deep in water with otters swimming around him. he says “they don’t know this river burned 13 times”

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

A murder of crows? You mean caws of death??

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 18/09/2024

For Halloween this year I'm going to be giving up.

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

i will be dressing up as slutty mitch mcconnell for halloween this year

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

The Home Depot skeletons have unionized and they're fighting for better bonefits

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i’m surprised we’re here again but i can block whoever i want on here lol you guys aren’t like, my constituents

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

the lost art of giving a shit about anything at all

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands

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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 02/10/2026

Butterbutt. An older comic.

A four-panel comic titled "yellow-rumped warbler poem". In panel 1, a yellow-rumped warbler stands on a branch in a late autumn scene, and says "Fall is here." In panel 2, the warbler watches a brown leaf fall to the ground, and says "Winter's near." In panel 3, the warbler faces the viewer as brown leaves fall, and says "Need some cheer?" In panel 4, the warbler is showing its luminous yellow rump, and cheerfully says "See my rear."

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Rob Dawdy @rdawdy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I overthink therefore I am.

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

new dune popcorn bucket just dropped and it's g spot friendly

i dont know how to describe this except its a dune poster and it is a phallic thing that looks like a vibrator

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

spending my time obsessing over things that don't matter is how i know i am alive

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i respect the 0.0 bumper sticker because it loudly proclaims I Will Not Be Doing All That and I Am Proud

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

my son this morning sighs and goes, "i just love looking up at the morning moon"

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i found this plate while thrifting and on the back it says it was hand painted in hong kong! isn't it pretty??

a white plate with a navy blue painting of flowers, a bird, and some butterflies

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

it's really hard not to speculate here, but she is in critical condition and my best guess is that she is on a ventilator and other life-saving devices and medications with a poor prognosis

apnews.com

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

putting lip gloss on in between sets makes you stronger

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Child Me would be very surprised to learn Adult Me eats brussel sprouts on purpose.

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

new dune popcorn bucket just dropped and it's g spot friendly

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