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Nanoraptor

@nanoraptor.danamania.com
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Genetically overexposed. Human-human hybrid. Firecracker factory in a blender. Huge, cold, and covered in corpses. 92 6.622⨉10¹

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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 28/07/2025
GenX kids will know the pain of needing just the right kind of pencil to rewind.
A photo of a 3.5" computer cassette, in this case Install Cassette 5 for Macintosh System 7.5
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 28/09/2026
Felt a bit feverish from a little virus thing going around here last night - so early to bed, and woke up at 1:30am in the middle of a dream where I was working on a set for a movie called Time Traveling Carnivore Space Lesbians 2069.
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Grae Hall @graehall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Roman Officer: So it's important to thoroughly clean the crucifixes between each execution with hot water AND soap Roman Solider: Why is that sir? Roman Officer: To avoid cross contamination
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 27/09/2026
I can’t believe we used to have airlines specifically for trans and pan americans. this country has really regressed on queer rights.
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 26/09/2026
The Woods now require Windows 11 or macOS 26 Tahoe, a 500Mbps internet connection, a credit card and age verification.
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 26/09/2026
Thinking about the time when I first got online 40 years ago - BBSs in 1986 It was also possible then to Get Off The Computer. Now we can't really Get Off The Computer. Many of us last Got On The Computer sometime in the 2010s. It's time to Get Off The Computer, not just Get Off On The Computer.
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 22/12/2024
I posted through it.
A photo of a road sign in front of a flooded road, with the text on the sign stating POSTING THROUGH IT NEXT 100M.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hi. I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is me advocating for myself at the doctor's office without crying
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 26/09/2026
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A picture of a piece of old torn and aged paper label, fragile and cracked with age, that states THIS BLUESKY POSTER COMPLIES WITH AUSTRALIAN STANDARD No. PM-00 FREE FROM POSTER'S MADNESS PUBLISHED BY THE STANDARDS AS.... and the remainder is torn.
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 26/09/2026
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A picture of a piece of old torn and aged paper label, fragile and cracked with age, that states THIS BLUESKY POSTER COMPLIES WITH AUSTRALIAN STANDARD No. PM-00 FREE FROM POSTER'S MADNESS PUBLISHED BY THE STANDARDS AS.... and the remainder is torn.
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 26/09/2026
Just a small piece of paper likely 75+ years old floating around on my floor, a fragile survivor of a piece of mid-century furniture long gone.
A part of a torn off label from a mid-century wardrobe that states on the remainder left "THIS ARTICLE COMPLIES WITH THE RE.... OF AUSTRALIAN STAN...." No. S.1 PUBLISHED BY THE STANDARDS AS. It's very yellowed, the folds show it's quite fragile and probably acid-affected, and the typeface is in an early century geometric futura-like font.
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 13/09/2026
David Mitchell will return as James Bond in Dr No, Honestly, That’s Ridiculous - You Can’t Just Call Yourself Doctor, That’s Not Medicine And It’s Certainly No Way To Run A Secret Island.
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Tom Forsyth @tomforsyth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think Vegemite is a good empathy-driver. People who hate Vegemite - what is wrong with you? How can you dislike this ambrosia? But they seem like normal well-adjusted people, so hey I guess some people are just strange. If that's true of an obviously great thing Vegemite, why not other things?
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 25/09/2026
The best thing I think I ever did for myself is cultivating a joy in following a bunch of weirdos(mostly complementary) who have almost fuck all to do with me bar one little overlap. A pfp I like, or a word rarely used, or they owned that one thing I did too in 1976.
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 25/09/2026
Goddammit. Having a mini thousand-yard-stare moment here.
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 25/09/2026
Imagine the culture of the first generation to grow up and learn language right from the beginning talking to LLMs.
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 24/09/2026
Estrogen is magic.
A picture of a 1970s trans am parked on a road with wheel turned and it’s red black and gold with a giant fire chicken on the hood. A picture of a 1970s trans am parked on a road with wheel turned and it’s white pink and blue with a giant fire chicken on the hood.
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 24/09/2026
Did you know the redback fairy wren is actually less venomous than the spider, despite being larger!
A photo of a red backed fairy wren which is a small fairy wren, black in colour, with a bright splash of intense red on its back.
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 24/09/2026
Estrogen is magic.
A picture of a 1970s trans am parked on a road with wheel turned and it’s red black and gold with a giant fire chicken on the hood. A picture of a 1970s trans am parked on a road with wheel turned and it’s white pink and blue with a giant fire chicken on the hood.
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 24/09/2026
I'm gonna climb that woman, I'm gonna start somewhere around her knees, I'm gonna climb that woman, with enthusiasm, if you please. She's a long way up from down here And she's looking down at me And if that isn't an invitation It's giving one hell of an impression … sweetie.
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 23/09/2026
Working away from home and doing hotels night after night is… an adventure. But even the best hotel rooms aren’t home - even if they’re 90% there, that last 10% builds and builds and builds. Home tomorrow night - but damn.
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horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
OH MY GOD HOLD ON IT'S A SNEAK PEAK
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Xodium @xodium.net · 22/09/2026
From a DM with a friend and I’m just gonna post it here without context
“You sir are the revolver ocelot of gender”
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insane rifties (again, still) @super-dollworld.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
donating gender like plasma
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 22/09/2026
I think I’ve overdosed on gender.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 22/09/2026
hey guys (hey guys (hey guys (hey guys check this out) check this out) check this out) check this out
an analog clock but each number is a smaller analogue clock showing where the hands would be at that time
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 21/09/2026
Hahah sliced the end off a finger making breakfast. HOW CAN ONE FINGER LEAK SO MUCH?!?! It looked all very anime spray dramatic but is okay. Still, ffs good going me.
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026
Too many have forgotten that the civil rights movement was fought over, among other things, bathrooms and locker rooms
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
löoønğ
Small black rabbit stretched out with his feet out in front and back, on a pink rug
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 21/09/2026
you can just stop aging whenever you want and stay that age, who can stop you
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 21/09/2026
If anyone’s also fediverse inclined it seems my usual haunt bitbang.social is down for a bit. So I’m here now: mastodon.social/@Nanoraptor
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1 Post, 8 Following, 1 Follower · Genetically overexposed. Human-human hybrid. Firecracker factory in a blender. Huge, cold, and covered in corpses. 92 6.622⨉10¹
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 20/09/2026
WD-40 transdermal patches. (personal use only)
A photo of a box of 8 transdermal patches of WD-40, with an unopened patch folder. The box is blue with the WD-40 logo, noting it's Lubriquel petroglidate 120mg - Helps reduce friction, supports smooth movement, for stiff or creaky joints and is long lasting with discreet support.
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bkmacd @bkmacd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“average georg responsible for one statistical outlier" factoid actualy (sic) just statistical error. average Georg has 0 statistical outliers. Georg Georg, who lives in Son Dong Cave & is more than ten thousand times the interquartile range, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”
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Dave Cheney @dave.cheney.net · 20/09/2026
I’m both excited and terrified for the Nulon “Start Ya Bastard” suppository
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Khakionion (8MB) (for PlayStation®2) @khakionion.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Chrono Trigger playthroughs
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 20/09/2026
Which Georg are you? When found in a cave with 10,000 something, why should you not have been counted among the average?
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 29/10/2024
what's that skip? it's a paradox? where! take us to the paradox skip. not sorry :) (maybe a bit about the alt text)
A meme six levels deep. a bot resistant task to identify a trash dumpster, and if there are none click skip. But there's a cybertruck which is a trash dumpster. Also there's a real trash dumpster. But to an Australian that's a skip. So we don't know what to click. So it's a paradox. But also there's a pair of doc martens which is also a pair o' docs. And there's Skippy the kangaroo. Help skippy, tell the docs about the paradox about the skip about the trash dumpster. Aieeee it makes no more sense to look at honestly.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Check out the new episode of Tran Girlismo this Thursday if you’d like to understand what the fuck is going on 🫡🫡🫡
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May Keable 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @keab42.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
HRT for the robot girlies.
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 20/09/2026
WD-40 transdermal patches. (personal use only)
A photo of a box of 8 transdermal patches of WD-40, with an unopened patch folder. The box is blue with the WD-40 logo, noting it's Lubriquel petroglidate 120mg - Helps reduce friction, supports smooth movement, for stiff or creaky joints and is long lasting with discreet support.
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XenXen(★XENIX) 💾♠ @pocketunix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No but actually WHY IS EVERYONE SO PRETTY 😭
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OldZeb @oldzeb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tears good! Releases endorphins which helps wash away eye cooties. Who wants to walk around with eye cooties?
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Eric Kim (김현철) inkskratch.com @inkskratch.com · 20/09/2026
Sometimes I think it's important to make posts that get me blocked by certain types of people because I never want to see them in my mentions
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Dawn @funky7monkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm being influenced by you and @jtp.bsky.social
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 20/09/2026
I wonder if using a WD40 can with the long nozzle straight in my bellybutton would lube up my inners and help.
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 20/09/2026
Some of his work is online here. There’s art that’s observational and aesthetic and then there’s art that’s a dump of internal emotion. This is nothing like I have ever done. www.flickr.com/photos/41039...
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In Memoriam: Jason Novak
Explore In Memoriam: Jason Novak’s 89 photos on Flickr!
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 20/09/2026
I had a friend about 15 years ago who made some incredible impressionist art. Lost contact. He passed away recently. I see no archive of his work online. I think it may have disappeared. I have photos of almost all of his work - so fast and free. But I don’t own it - it’s his family’s.
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 20/09/2026
New shaped object just dropped.
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 19/09/2026
if you see this, do it (or not) ✶ name: Dana ✶ height: 6'6" ✶ star sign: cancer ✶ nicknames: Bnana, Mania, Nano ✶ siblings: 2 sis’s and technically myself ✶ relationships: single ✶ crushing on: everyone, always. ✶ fave season: midsummer ✶ pets: smol bun ✶ fav color: violet & orange ✶ live: twice.
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