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sabrina ♌️♋️♑️

@missbananabiker.bsky.social
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improv witch/tarot comic/repost artist i am also @tarotistnyc.bsky.social my cat is @thedailykevin.bsky.social comedy things: msha.ke/missbananabiker

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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
What do you mean I’m a cat?!
Orange cat with green eyes staring directly at the camera with his ears turned back with an expression that can only be called shock
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i’m fucking strapped
fish in jean pocket
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hey hey hey hey hey hey can I cry into your mouth real quick
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sabrina ♌️♋️♑️ @missbananabiker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pretty Woman 2: Lost in New York
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sabrina ♌️♋️♑️ @missbananabiker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - You Got Lucky
Alt: Howie Epstein in the video for You Got Lucky by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. Petty “stole” Epstein from Del Shannon after Ron Blair quit the Heartbreakers. “I get home, and Del Shannon’s on the phone, and he’s furious. He said, ‘Don’t take Howie. He’s the guy I count on. He runs my band. How could you take Howie? You’re my friend. You can have anybody you want. Don’t take Howie.’ I said, ‘Del, I love you… I’m taking Howie.’”
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 16/09/2026
I don't just want to kill time I want it to suffer
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I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
yelling stranger danger but in a marco polo way
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geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Welcome to overthinkers anonymous. We meet every Monday at 4 pm but you’ll be thinking about it all week long.
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sabrina ♌️♋️♑️ @missbananabiker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance.
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A Chorus Line 80s
Alt: All the dancers onstage at once in A Chorus Line
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sabrina ♌️♋️♑️ @missbananabiker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tonight! 9 pm at 68 Jay Street, Brooklyn. Tix here: feverup.com/m/733252
Text reads Suitetooth presents Pour Decisions: an interactive improv drinking show Sept 19th Doors 8:30 pm Show 9 pm The Rat $10 Sticky notes read: no accents no dancing can’t move downstage no politics no eating
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When I check the discourse
A cat with shaved body looking grumpily to the side and then at the camera
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 16/09/2026
please sir, no horsing around in the checkout lane
horse standing on the register
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I respect my haters and share their concerns
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Skeet like nobody's stalking.
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Me on a first date: are you sure you wanna fuck with me
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 12/09/2026
you just committed one of the classic blunders—being alive
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A chart that says "if you are craving" and showing a bunch of unhealthy foods then "you need" showing the things in those foods you are actually craving and then "so instead eat" where it used to say healthy food options but each has been replaced by the word "cigarettes"
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Tyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Your nightmare was found in recent leak on the dark web. We recommend changing your dreams
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
[yelling over club music] I said do you think Mr. Peanut’s dick is shaped like a peanut
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alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 09/09/2026
ever since i was a child i knew i wanted to check notifications on 6 social media apps every 10 minutes
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
whispering to the person who’s ahead of me in line at cvs that i can smell their fear
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this is what i mean when i say i contain multitudes
a swiss army knife but it’s also the top half of a barbie
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
new vision board brought to you by Family Feud
Money!
SEX 
DEATH/OF MY ENEMY
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My first suggestion for the County Psychiatric Hospital is they should make their fence harder to climb over.
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
DON'T HAVE PATIENCE FOR ANOTHER MAN FILLED WITH LIES, I WANT A MAN FILLED WITH CANDY. I WANT A PINATA MAN.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 02/09/2026
well you’re the one who said they wanted us to communicate more clearly during sex, over
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
logging on
An image I found on r/wizardposting showing a first person shot of a hand(that appears to belong to a wizard) flipping off a skeleton who is flipping the wizard off too. It is a night scene and the skeleton has light coming from it's eyes and mouth.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“Isn’t it beautiful, Barbara? Isn’t it just so lovely how the sunlight gleams and dances along the edge? Oh, how it sparkles! Why don’t you come a little bit closer and see? Barbara? Barbara, where are you going?”
A cat rests next to a kitchen window, a serrated knife tucked behind its paw.
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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My ex: What’s that you’re wearing? Me: Mood Rings My ex: They kind of look like brass knuckles Me: Don’t they though?
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My five year plan is a coma
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
we told grandpa that we were worried about him living alone with a bad hip and failing eyesight but he said not to worry because he got himself a dog
A deer stands in a kitchen, looking up at the camera.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
trying to legally have my signature changed to the crying emoji
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Answering the knock at my front door of my house by yelling OCCUPIED.
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 28/08/2026
The Good News: There's a cure for career burnout. The Bad News:
Wall Street Journal article titled The New Cure for Career Burnout: Clown School.

It pictures a large group of people with clown noses staring at the camera.
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Pronouncing the n in Autumn just so you can feel something
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
boy, are you a data center bc you are sucking the life out of me
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
mood
A woman with glasses holding up a book facing the camera in a YouTube screenshot. The title of the video is Escaping Into the Occult Because I'm 
Mentally Unwell
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key @lefttwix.com · 26/08/2026
[sexting] wanna come over tonight and watch me eat eight tacos?
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filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
(jimmy stewart playing a mario game) why that fella’s a little mushrum
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"OH MY GOD, YOU'VE DAMAGED THE BRAND" and other things overheard in the sex dungeon.
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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
come back, I’ve changed! (got worse)
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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 15/03/2025
i’m here you fuckaas bitch
a woman looking into a rippling portal
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Orrin Grey @orringrey.com · 24/08/2026
The stores have started putting out their Halloween stuff, so you know what that means...
A scene from a news broadcast of a mustachioed guy dressed as Dracula. It says: "=COMING UP=
GOBLIN TIME"
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ceej @ceej.online · 23/08/2026
digging my own grave, so it’s exactly how I like
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Funny, all this time I thought DTF meant “Down to Fondue”.
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Sorry, I have followed and unfollowed you 15 times. I am not well
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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 17/08/2026
What the fuck, man, I had like 256 plums in that icebox. Are you okay? Do you need to go to the hospital?
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
they kicked me out of the orgy cause i kept saying FINISH HIM
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
"HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT." - cats
Box City, a store that sells boxes
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I AM A MUTANT WITH A HAND FOR A FOOT
A billboard for... something. Magna? Seems to be a powder one puts into water. It features a shiny young woman in a metallic leotard thinger. She is lying on her side with the MAGNA logo or perhaps a box of MAGNA balanced on her bare hip. One can only see part of her body as she reclines. Her shoulders are bare too. Then, suddenly! Out of nowhere, a large manicured hand juts up under her leg, like where her foot would be if her knees were backwards. The hand holds a glass of water into which a male-lookin hand pours powder into her water glass. DID THEY LOOK AT IT BEFORE THEY SHIPPED IT I DON'T THING SO BUDDIES
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