iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 1h

Your daily affirmation: Life is about finding perspective. Look at it through a strange gaze to find wonderfully strange things.

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BeTheCookie @bethecookie.bsky.social · 14h

I demand a matriarchy, but I’m a man so I really shouldn’t have a say.

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 22h

Careful, the plate is hot. And the fork. Actually I microwaved all the dinnerware for 25 minutes.

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🌙LUNA 🖤🪻 @lavendergay.bsky.social · 2h

Friendly reminder with everything in the news as of late: You do not have to read everything out there to “stay informed”. It is not your job to endlessly consume news that harms you. You are not a bad person for not being up to date on every tragic thing happening in the world.

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 5h

I'm old enough to remember when Gilgamesh slayed the wood demon.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1h

double, double, toil and trouble fred’s neighbor is barney rubble

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 37m

Nice living on a state line and getting political ads for my own state, then a week's reprieve before the political ads for the state two minutes up the road.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 13h

Kool-Aid Man crashes through the hotel room wall, catching his wife having sex with the Hawaiian Punch guy

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Guys love it when you allow your surface area to collapse in on itself, revealing the soft mushy meat within

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 30/09/2026

second verse. please lift the curse.

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 18h

WHAT: Tom Ford (spring 2027) OCCASIONS: exiting silently, via a fire escape, or saying, “Finish your shrimp cocktail, Heinrich, & lock yourself in the bathroom. I know how mêlée upsets you.” IF IT WERE A SCENT: ice cube on the clavicle EMOTIONAL RANGE: voluptuous/secretive #MJMfashionGuide

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Feral Ephemeral @marcmancuso.bsky.social · 18h

The pear-shaped evening has justified cheese level intervention.

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nikk @nikk.ca · 14h

best new men's cereal 2026

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 11h

I'm sorry I told you that your baby looks like it was fathered by a sleep paralysis demon

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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 2h

I let my facade slip and it crushed a Renault Fuego.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 20h

there are no bangers only zuul

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 1h

If I were the husband of a 53 year old woman who has been told by medical professionals that she IS in menopause, but, (shrugging lady emoji) some women just bleed. Forever. I would DEFINITELY ask her every day if she was still bleeding. Every fucking day. For my health!

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JLP @jlp.systems · 19h

I’m unplenished

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 19h

Liking my posts is like paying for diesel. Nobody wants to do it, but apparently this is what it costs to keep things moving.

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 19h

6:30 p.m. (climbing into bed with pizza) (points to pillowcase) Look how much I've gotten done today and it's only lunchtime!

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

*two aliens zoom through the solar system in their spaceship. one of them points to the earth as they pass by* that’s where flan was invented.

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 23h

They should make a being an adult that doesn’t feel like dog shit

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm not going to post any more bangers until you show appreciation for the one's you've got!!!!!!!

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm probably not depressed. I probably just need more cheese.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The fact that September is all that stands between August and October is ridiculous. Those are two very different states of being. Feel like there should be at least one more month in-between them to ensure a smooth handover.

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Moving from summer to fall is a significant shift. Time to put away my swimsuits and get back to mysteriously haunting a crumbling abandoned lighthouse

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Historians now believe I was some sort of duck creature

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

my wife is gearing up to impose the iron fist of justice on an unsuspecting sleepy college town (reporting for jury duty)

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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.

From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water. I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there? God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"

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Oops𓅓 @vodkula.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Bird's nest fungus

Little fungus cups filled white white "seeds"??

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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

All by myself I probably shouldn't have fired everyone

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My belt has been quietly documenting my decline for years.

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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Time for this classic again.

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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Up past my bedtime again if only I could stop time (and shoot electricity from my fingertips, that first, then the time thing)

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D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 30/09/2026

If you drink enough coffee, you can grow two hundred feet tall and crush your enemies like an overcaffeinated kaiju.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Think about it . . . If love didn't hurt so much, it wouldn't be called love . . . it would be called pepperoni pizza.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

On your first day of prison, walk up to the biggest guy there and ask him where the suggestion box is

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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i've never been wrong before, but if it does happen, i feel like i'll handle it correctly

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Say what you will about lizards. They don’t give a shit. They shed their skin & move on.

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RXSarsparilla formerly Hell's Belle🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Pretty sure I'm supposed to be riding across the Mongolian steppes on horse and not sitting in this cubicle.

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

proverbial straw in one hand, proverbial Capri Sun in the other

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mattheween @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

logging into your brain as administrator

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frielf @goblin.fans · 30/09/2026

did you guys know that if someone laughs into your genitals during an intimate moment you can get pregnant with a clown?

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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It’s all fun and games until a man shows up being disrespectful and gross.

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

WHAT: Dries van Noten (spring 2027) OCCASIONS: emotionally fraught tea or Los Angeles. May, 1939. You may have been raised on a farm but, Mr Zanuck, you’re a born tap dancer & soon the whole world will know it! IF IT WERE A SCENT: hope chest EMOTIONAL RANGE: plucky/screwball #MJMfashionGuide

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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sending you cryptic messages from under the sheets

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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

My last objective wisdom Is that I shouldn’t be left alone Yet here I lay, so alone

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