Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 1h🤣 “purchase cloud playtime hours”news.xbox.comUpcoming Changes to XBOX Cloud GamingBeginning in November, we’re changing how cloud gaming is included with XBOX Game Pass. 3152
Reposted by Luke OntarioLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 4hGrandpa’s saying ALL the quiet partsabc27.comTrump says ‘only a Hispanic could survive’ fall from White House ballroomPresident Trump said during a Hispanic Heritage Month event on Wednesday that only Hispanics could survive a fall from the site of the White House ballroom. 8457
Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 2hSociolinguists: Why do we tease people? Playfully make fun of them, I mean; not the other kind. I assume someone has researched this 2121
Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 2hmoodyoutube.comRainy Jazz Cafe - Slow Jazz Music in Coffee Shop Ambience for Work, Study and RelaxationYouTube video by Coffee Shop Vibes 180
Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 2hDo not mistake impact for strategyforeignpolicy.comEveryone Got Pete Hegseth WrongThe secretary of defense is now the most influential senior official in the Trump administration. 2152
Reposted by Luke OntarioLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 8h“I’d like to hear Gates explain is why he reckons anyone should trust his judgment about anything” Every time this man speaks he embarrasses himself. I hope he gets his consequences and shuts the fuck uptheguardian.comBill Gates predicts AI will kill a billion people – but saying he’s been wrong before is quite the understatement | Arwa MahdawiHe knows a thing or two about tech, but what to make of the views of a man who met Jeffrey Epstein 30 times and couldn’t see what a monster he was? 6586
Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 4hGrandpa’s saying ALL the quiet partsabc27.comTrump says ‘only a Hispanic could survive’ fall from White House ballroomPresident Trump said during a Hispanic Heritage Month event on Wednesday that only Hispanics could survive a fall from the site of the White House ballroom. 8457
Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 4hMy model goes to another school, you wouldn’t know ittheverge.comGoogle announces Gemini 4 and says it’s so capable that only ‘trusted cyber defenders’ can have it right nowGoogle claims Gemini 4 Argon stacks up against OpenAI and Anthropic’s models. 2311
Reposted by Luke OntarioLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 23hTariffs are devastating the economy of Brigadoon but they think they can wait it out 2284
Reposted by Luke OntarioLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 7hI just talked to two people who are not at all engaged with politics and they said they doubt the current airplane narrative just because it’s coming from Netanyahu. Wow 2475
Reposted by Luke OntarioLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 6hHis name is Jim and he just wanted some peace and quietdiscoverwildlife.comAmazing new penguin discovered for first time in over 100 years | Discover WildlifeResearch represents evidence that the gentoo penguin is actually four genetically distinct species. 1255
Reposted by Luke OntarioLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026And what do we do when we feel hypomanic, Luke > take two adderall and invent a new element no 71017
Reposted by Luke OntarioLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 22hShow me a “christian rock youth pastor” who looks like Stephen Miller and I’ll show you someone with bodies in their crawlspacetheguardian.comFormer American Idol contestant found guilty of killing wife during affairCaleb Flynn convicted of aggravated murder in shooting of Ashley Flynn, a schoolteacher and volleyball coach 4688
Reposted by Luke OntarioLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 22hMoment of silence for Senator Schmitt’s staffers 68810
Reposted by Luke OntarioLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I found a little tiny Toys R Us in the basement of a Macys. Is this like Brigadoon or can I come back 1622024
Reposted by Luke OntarioLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 7hRussell Brand can guess the brand of pepper spray by tastethecut.comRussell Brand Opened His MAHA Panel With a Consent JokeHa. 78411
Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 6hHis name is Jim and he just wanted some peace and quietdiscoverwildlife.comAmazing new penguin discovered for first time in over 100 years | Discover WildlifeResearch represents evidence that the gentoo penguin is actually four genetically distinct species. 1255
Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 6hI bought this when I was sick in Malta and didn’t use much. I just realized I probably shouldn’t have it 🤣 8170
Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 7hI just talked to two people who are not at all engaged with politics and they said they doubt the current airplane narrative just because it’s coming from Netanyahu. Wow 2475
Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 7hRussell Brand can guess the brand of pepper spray by tastethecut.comRussell Brand Opened His MAHA Panel With a Consent JokeHa. 78411
Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 8h“I’d like to hear Gates explain is why he reckons anyone should trust his judgment about anything” Every time this man speaks he embarrasses himself. I hope he gets his consequences and shuts the fuck uptheguardian.comBill Gates predicts AI will kill a billion people – but saying he’s been wrong before is quite the understatement | Arwa MahdawiHe knows a thing or two about tech, but what to make of the views of a man who met Jeffrey Epstein 30 times and couldn’t see what a monster he was? 6586
Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 9hInterestingjapantimes.co.jpTrial of AI robot for visually impaired people shown in TokyoThe robot is being developed by the National Museum of Emerging Science and Innovation with the aim of eventually offering it as a rental service. 381
Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 14hThe only surprising thing about Ken Paxton saying Trump drags the party down is that both of his brain cells got together to agree on it 1203
Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 22hShow me a “christian rock youth pastor” who looks like Stephen Miller and I’ll show you someone with bodies in their crawlspacetheguardian.comFormer American Idol contestant found guilty of killing wife during affairCaleb Flynn convicted of aggravated murder in shooting of Ashley Flynn, a schoolteacher and volleyball coach 4688
Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 23hThis is accurate and one of the most informed pieces I’ve read generally. Framing expressives and interjections as scratch pads in reasoning is demonstrably valuable in foundation model training. I just did it. Only “correction” I see is that there are models communicating in their own languages. 3154
Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 23hTariffs are devastating the economy of Brigadoon but they think they can wait it out 2284
Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026And what do we do when we feel hypomanic, Luke > take two adderall and invent a new element no 71017
Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I found a little tiny Toys R Us in the basement of a Macys. Is this like Brigadoon or can I come back 1622024
Reposted by Luke OntarioKristen Seversky @kr1573n.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Lololol WELL OKAY THEN. WHAT A RELIEF. www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...reuters.comTrump, tech executives sign 'morally binding' AI documentUS President Donald Trump said he signed an artificial intelligence-related document on Tuesday with top tech executives in Washington. 4201
Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have no idea if this is true but the collage kills me 341279258
Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026George, the 21 year old cat who is only aging from the neck down 112307
Reposted by Luke OntarioSynastry, PsyM 🐱 Philomath @queersynastry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026@coolhand.bsky.social 185
Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Control: Resonance is really really good. Great story, visually fascinating, lots of fun to play, and - drumroll - probably the best accessibility I’ve seen 3232
Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I wonder what Tom Cruise’s carbon footprint is. My guess is very very hightheguardian.comDigger review – Tom Cruise’s loudmouth oil tycoon goes hard in Alejandro G Iñárritu’s eco-satireOne man’s irresponsible drilling causes a global crisis in Iñárritu’s exasperatingly laborious, self-congratulatory film 4200
Reposted by Luke OntarioKevin Riggle @kevinr.free-dissociation.com · 28/09/2026If you have seen me posting about the stickers I've been cooking up, I am proud to say that they're now available. For anyone running LLM cybersecurity evals in your life: www.etsy.com/listing/4583...etsy.comDo Not Connect Machine to Internet Sticker - EtsyThis Stickers item is sold by CriticalPointTV. Ships from Brooklyn, NY. Listed on Sep 28, 2026 611739
Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have officially stopped making certain things because LLMs can make them now. I think my “make one thing a day” may move on from software entirely 2142
Reposted by Luke OntarioDr. Amy, PsyD @dramypsyd.rmh-therapy.com · 29/09/2026I see your dik dik and raise you a pair of great tits. 1245
Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Stop asking people how their day was! It’s too open ended to be actionable. Ask them to describe the top three blockers in their day and proactively create agentic workflows to drive outcomes 169215
Reposted by Luke OntarioLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 14/11/2024One of the side effects of mood stabilizers like Lamictal is short term memory loss, which is also a side effect of mood stabilizers like Lamictal 7909
Reposted by Luke OntarioLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Dragging a glob of sourdough around on a leash “What” 4583
Reposted by Luke OntarioLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I swear to God the internet told me I need to feed my sourdough starter but this PetSmart has NO clue 513015
Reposted by Luke OntarioMar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Wore this tshirt yesterday and someone tried to explain it to me 3555262