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getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot

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m @mjjii.com · 5h
from the zine
Fierce Pigeon Interview

I caught up with the pigeon who's taking Spunkton by storm for being "fierce" (stylish and confident).

What does a typical day look like for you?
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Is there anything you're really interested in lately?
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[digital art of a pigeon walking]
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m @mjjii.com · 5h
the august 2026 issue of Nervous has been added to my website mjjii.com/nervous
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m @mjjii.com · 6h
from the zine
[digital art of an alarm clock]

I'm Your Alarm Clock and I Hate You

Time to wake up, lazy ass. Get the FUCK out of bed. GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING FUCKER!!!! DON'T YOU DARE HIT THAT SNOOZE BUTTON!!! I'm not playing around this time!
I'm sick and tired of you. Don't you hear me????
What the HELL is wrong with you??? I'm FUCKING BEEPING. GET OUT OF BED!!!!!!!!
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 8h
yep
cat sitting on a buddha statue
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 8h
just realized i should make art to make art instead of worrying about being good at it. don’t need to imbue any suffering in the process
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 8h
i am pure of heart and dumb of ass
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 9h
sometimes when i do something nice for someone and they’ll ask why. idk because it’s nice?
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 9h
really enjoy being a funny-looking goblin. being hot would not suit me
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 10h
do you dare, white boy
hand holding a bottle of doogh
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 18h
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GRACE JONES SLAVE TO THE RHYTHM
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 11h
going to get some stuff to make doogh and falafel tomorrow. that’s my update
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 11h
me: a dog named scoby doo who drinks kombucha executioner (pulling a lever): ok
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 15h
(crouching in front of a dog tied up outside a coffee shop) who are they to restrain you? what right do they have? what laws have you broken? can the jailor ever truly know a prisoner's heart? (releasing the dog and it runs directly into traffic) perhaps the world is a divine prison
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 11h
looking at all the baseball scores today and going hmmm of course
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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 17h
My friend uses his flattened skull to squeeze his way into small crevices in the hardware store and curl up to sleep for the night
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Linux Guy @lasergiant.bsky.social · 14h
insane search history
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 14h
what’s up? I’m letting the ennui of everyday life hollow me out player that’s whats up
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sometime i forget that i can edit photos to make references for drawing. or just to have fun
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
pic of a small dog where the snout has been modified to look like it’s very small. big eyes. dog is green and has antennae. text: please come back comet hale-bopp
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you don’t like drawing, you can paint on pics in Procreate. it rules
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
pic of a small dog where the snout has been modified to look like it’s very small. big eyes. dog is green and has antennae
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
perspective in drawing is truly some nerd shit. i love it
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
found that overengineering a simple drawing gives me the same feeling (positive) i got when i used to code something cool
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i’m fucking strapped
fish in jean pocket
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i’m going viral on ClipClop. they’re reposting me on Grublr. everyone’s talking about me on BungTube
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
last year i thought i’d drop drop the drawing hobby in less than a month. still drawing
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
why would you trust a computer’s advice? it has no life experience
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the only reason i want private accounts on here is so i can post art to 0 followers. then i’ll notice what’s wrong with my art right away
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
interviewer: how do you feel about the government voter: dogs have 5 legs. the tail is a leg
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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
suzy @suzys.bsky.social • 29m
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As a woman I have no idea what you're talking about. I've always had such great rights in this country that women have fought for since the beginning of time. and no one's ever tried to kill women. especially now that Rovy Wade is overturned here in Texas women are really revered.
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“rovy wade” will bounce around in my mind for a while
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
political compass. but the yellow bottom right box has the word pee on it
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the #1 song in america is Pee by janice toilet
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the past week has been great because i don’t remember it at all
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
yes, discord the gamer chat app. i will surely provide you with my state government issued identification card
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
not really sure what i’m going to do with my future art degree. probably cry a lot
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
going to get into oil painting some time in the future. i hear the call of alla prima
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i have a lot of “hot takes” but they’re mostly about art
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i’ve seen people trash the digital art app Procreate for various reasons. not enough features, for example. that’s part of why i like it
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
one time i saw a video of someone painting a pic of of fruit with chunky, confident brushstrokes. looked great. then they blended the brushstrokes. closed the browser window
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m @mjjii.com · 21/09/2026
digital art. horse on hind legs kind of bucking. there’s a very synthetic looking pink fire over the horse’s lower body
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
there are a few mlb teams that if they won the world series it would cause massive positive or negative timeline shifts
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
frosted tips broccoli haircut
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
slept around 7 hours in the past 2 days. have become convinced that the return of frosted tips will trigger an apocalyptic event
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
as president, i will ensure that all adults with hair enlist in the Frosted Tips Corps for a minimum of 1 year
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
interviewer: last month you said that everyone should have clean drinking water. how will that be paid for? politician: i now believe no one should have clean drinking water audience: (cheering)
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