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Skip, the Online Raccoon

@badposter.lol
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“i’d never sell out for clout” not me playboy i’ll sell out faster than a new pair of limited edition Jordans ill swallow for that follow ya feel me

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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 2h
a communist sniper assassin? oh, you mean a Karl Marxman?
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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 23h
"Geralt we're at a funeral" and he's wearing very fine attire
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15h
was at the store and noticed they had garage beer and i remembered @badposter.lol's posts about them so i got some and if i hate them he owes me $15
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 15h
lol
mammon @derekhill.bsky.social • 5m
they keep playing the bumper music on nbc
Imaooooo
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social • 5m
it will go all night 2/3
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social • 4m
am i losing my mind
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assbutt @nasboat.org • 5m
TURN THE MUSIC OFF
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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 19h
siri, make a bunch of random noises. i'll know what to do with them
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 16h
farner? more like farNO thank you. those posts suck. next please.
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
Couples costume? I thought you said wear a couple costumes!
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 16h
hating on me is just a weak attempt at engagement bait
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 21h
racially 👏 inclusive 👏 goatse 👏 wall 👏 charger 👏
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the Charmin bears kicked in my door and mocked my family's assholes
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 16h
guy who just woke up from a coma and the first person he sees is Kristi Noem: oh god, the lizard people , they’re here…!
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 16h
just thought of a joke about ed sheeran suckling on robert krafts nipple to grow big and strong but i’m like 3 weeks late for that topic. dang.
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erick (display name haver) @ericktheblue.bsky.social · 16h
One in every one million posts should be shiny and if you like it your phone should explode
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 16h
ed sheeran close up looking like an idiot with a tear emoji under his eye


“they want to
cancel my tour, papa”
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 16h
the cursed tyrant, known as Ed Sheeran
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 17h
shout out to the bald fellas, throw your heads in the air, and wave ‘em like you got no hair.
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 18h
if you eat the food bits off the string after you floss, then congratulations. that’s renewable energy. you’re saving the planet.
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 18h
guy named derrick before he gets blown up by a bomb: is that an explosion sound?
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Grue of Ill Wind Studios @illwinds.bsky.social · 18h
SKIP SELLS OUT
This way to a cowboy's breakfast.

Skip rides again. Thinks: "Thanks to Heinz Baked Beans every day is a super day". Those who know how many beans make five ose who know how many beans make h get Heinz beans inside and outside at every opportunity. Get saucy.
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⛥🏳️‍⚧️princess catalin ฅᗢฅ☭ꙮ ☑️ @coffeecat.tgirl.gay · 29/09/2026
always let them know ur next move
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 19h
lmao ok man
the wii character from farners pfp with an emo haircut and a My Chemical Romance logo on his shirt
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 19h
your email finds me 3 hours late, as i was busy taking care of your mom lmao got em
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 19h
guys i just got off the phone with gavin newsom, and he said hes gonna try to stop bullying trans people
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 19h
“i’m proud to announce the term ‘furry’ is now considered a slur” the president announces in a new press conference. “my dear friend, Pete Hegseth, brilliant man, loves to dress up as a wolf & howl at the moon sometimes.” he boasts, “i’m glad there aren’t any other f slurs, that would be confusing.”
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 20h
i’m not a fucking furry
Feck You @feckyerface.bsky.social • 8h
This is a lie but the sellout furry doesn't care
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badpos... • 20h let's be honest though, were LGBTQ+ kids ever protected against discrimination? no. biden didn't do shit. no american president has ever done anything to protect LGBTQ+ kids from hate.
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 20h
do these creators think we don’t know their bots are AI? i’m confused.
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 29/09/2026
i’m a single issue voter and the issue is that i want another sandwich
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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
stop it penis, penis stop
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the unmanageable chulk @hulkfuckscar.top · 29/09/2026
interesting
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 29/09/2026
alien looking in the mirror at himself and saying “hey chat, kill this idiot”
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 29/09/2026
edible sandwich? no thank you. i use my sandwiches to soak up excess motor oil on the driveway
3liter orange cola catalin 5:41AM
making edible sandwiches for u all if u want one
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 29/09/2026
liberals hate facts especially when the fact is that i’m eating a sandwich
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 29/09/2026
bacon egg and cheese with onions, mayo, sriracha, and hot pepper spread on a jalapeno pepper bagel
bacon egg and cheese with onions, mayo, sriracha, and hot pepper spread on a jalapeno pepper bagel
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ok but we're not cyberpunk yet till we go from "vegetables make u sick" to "oh heres a mossy alternative to vegetables called BRUNGE that u pick out of the air conditioner".
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 29/09/2026
OK, HEAR ME OUT: The Health Bar Labeler. a labeler that gives everybody 100 health points, and every time they get smoked in an argument, they lose 5-10 hp. it shows on their profile, so you know how fucking stupid they are.
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 29/09/2026
let’s be honest though, were LGBTQ+ kids ever protected against discrimination? no. biden didn’t do shit. no american president has ever done anything to protect LGBTQ+ kids from hate.
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 29/09/2026
i just saw barack obama snot rocket on a puppy. he was just laying there sleeping, minding his own business. wham. right on his head.
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 29/09/2026
i farted once and that was what caused the extinction of the dinosaurs
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 29/09/2026
he’s from texas i can smell
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 29/09/2026
building a mini data center in my back yard so i can chat with my AI girlfriend at lightning speed
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 29/09/2026
spicy ramen with pork dumplings and shrimp
spicy ramen with pork dumplings and shrimp
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
automatic dick sucking machine synced to the Blue Monday drum beat: Yes, it’s funny to picture. But it’s also the future of jacking off
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 28/09/2026
labelers are for woke. guessing genders is more fun. nothing could possibly go wrong, right?
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 28/09/2026
ramen noodles are the move when slurping is the goal
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 28/09/2026
WELP
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol • 12m i'm just gonna come right out and say it. i know the song Choosin' Texas. honestly? my wife showed me it and i gotta say, it slaps. Ella Langley
makes classics.
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@coffeecat.tgirl.gay
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this is just like 9/11 but for everyone who thought u were cool
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 28/09/2026
i’m just gonna come right out and say it. i know the song Choosin’ Texas. honestly? my wife showed me it and i gotta say, it slaps. Ella Langley makes classics.
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 28/09/2026
(to the tune of Choosin’ Texas) 🎵he’s from boston i can tell by the way, he’s piss drunk by noon 🎶
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Grue of Ill Wind Studios @illwinds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Everyone Hates Chris but it says Everyone Hates Skip, featuring Skip, Cat, Alex Bones, Ugg, Beegan, and Sock
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updates troglodyte updates george: 2 @troglodytegeorge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
cooking up some bullshit with a big smile on my face
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 28/09/2026
every time i go to costco and i buy Kirkland brand stuff, i can’t help but imagine Charlie Kirk owning an amusement park, and i chuckle
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