Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 2ha communist sniper assassin? oh, you mean a Karl Marxman? 5532
Reposted by Skip, the Online Raccoonjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15hwas at the store and noticed they had garage beer and i remembered @badposter.lol's posts about them so i got some and if i hate them he owes me $15 81062
Reposted by Skip, the Online RaccoonNostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 19hsiri, make a bunch of random noises. i'll know what to do with them 0214
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 16hfarner? more like farNO thank you. those posts suck. next please. 5280
Reposted by Skip, the Online Raccooncb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 31/10/2023Couples costume? I thought you said wear a couple costumes! 1113
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 16hhating on me is just a weak attempt at engagement bait 12640
Reposted by Skip, the Online Raccoonmr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 21hracially 👏 inclusive 👏 goatse 👏 wall 👏 charger 👏 2241681
Reposted by Skip, the Online Raccoonwargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the Charmin bears kicked in my door and mocked my family's assholes 023147
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 16hguy who just woke up from a coma and the first person he sees is Kristi Noem: oh god, the lizard people , they’re here…! 2191
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 16hjust thought of a joke about ed sheeran suckling on robert krafts nipple to grow big and strong but i’m like 3 weeks late for that topic. dang. 4340
Reposted by Skip, the Online Raccoonerick (display name haver) @ericktheblue.bsky.social · 16hOne in every one million posts should be shiny and if you like it your phone should explode 3275
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 17hshout out to the bald fellas, throw your heads in the air, and wave ‘em like you got no hair. 13533
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 18hif you eat the food bits off the string after you floss, then congratulations. that’s renewable energy. you’re saving the planet. 7596
Reposted by Skip, the Online RaccoonJess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 18hguy named derrick before he gets blown up by a bomb: is that an explosion sound? 0192
Reposted by Skip, the Online Raccoon⛥🏳️⚧️princess catalin ฅᗢฅ☭ꙮ ☑️ @coffeecat.tgirl.gay · 29/09/2026always let them know ur next move 4252
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 19hyour email finds me 3 hours late, as i was busy taking care of your mom lmao got em 5372
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 19hguys i just got off the phone with gavin newsom, and he said hes gonna try to stop bullying trans people 5510
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 19h“i’m proud to announce the term ‘furry’ is now considered a slur” the president announces in a new press conference. “my dear friend, Pete Hegseth, brilliant man, loves to dress up as a wolf & howl at the moon sometimes.” he boasts, “i’m glad there aren’t any other f slurs, that would be confusing.” 2394
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 20hdo these creators think we don’t know their bots are AI? i’m confused. 1200
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 29/09/2026i’m a single issue voter and the issue is that i want another sandwich 161177
Reposted by Skip, the Online RaccoonDr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 28/09/2026stop it penis, penis stop 5262
Reposted by Skip, the Online Raccoonthe unmanageable chulk @hulkfuckscar.top · 29/09/2026interesting 5575
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 29/09/2026edible sandwich? no thank you. i use my sandwiches to soak up excess motor oil on the driveway 4331
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 29/09/2026liberals hate facts especially when the fact is that i’m eating a sandwich 7280
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 29/09/2026bacon egg and cheese with onions, mayo, sriracha, and hot pepper spread on a jalapeno pepper bagel 12440
Reposted by Skip, the Online RaccoonDVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026ok but we're not cyberpunk yet till we go from "vegetables make u sick" to "oh heres a mossy alternative to vegetables called BRUNGE that u pick out of the air conditioner". 2464
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 29/09/2026OK, HEAR ME OUT: The Health Bar Labeler. a labeler that gives everybody 100 health points, and every time they get smoked in an argument, they lose 5-10 hp. it shows on their profile, so you know how fucking stupid they are. 11855
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 29/09/2026let’s be honest though, were LGBTQ+ kids ever protected against discrimination? no. biden didn’t do shit. no american president has ever done anything to protect LGBTQ+ kids from hate. 6896
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 29/09/2026i just saw barack obama snot rocket on a puppy. he was just laying there sleeping, minding his own business. wham. right on his head. 11520
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 29/09/2026i farted once and that was what caused the extinction of the dinosaurs 12532
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 29/09/2026building a mini data center in my back yard so i can chat with my AI girlfriend at lightning speed 4361
Reposted by Skip, the Online Raccoonpatrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 08/04/2025automatic dick sucking machine synced to the Blue Monday drum beat: Yes, it’s funny to picture. But it’s also the future of jacking off 38713
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 28/09/2026labelers are for woke. guessing genders is more fun. nothing could possibly go wrong, right? 2310
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 28/09/2026ramen noodles are the move when slurping is the goal 6340
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 28/09/2026i’m just gonna come right out and say it. i know the song Choosin’ Texas. honestly? my wife showed me it and i gotta say, it slaps. Ella Langley makes classics. 11320
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 28/09/2026(to the tune of Choosin’ Texas) 🎵he’s from boston i can tell by the way, he’s piss drunk by noon 🎶 3180
Reposted by Skip, the Online Raccoonupdates troglodyte updates george: 2 @troglodytegeorge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026cooking up some bullshit with a big smile on my face 0203
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 28/09/2026every time i go to costco and i buy Kirkland brand stuff, i can’t help but imagine Charlie Kirk owning an amusement park, and i chuckle 7530