iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 17h

flaring my nostrils because i’m having a good nose hair day

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 44m

Broke up with my medieval bf because he said I should ‘write a tapestry about it’ in an argument

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 57m

saw someone filming a “london is FINISHED” video on tottenham court road and considered doing a giggly little skip as i passed by in the background but tbh the bloke was massive

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 3h

When you get off the bus it's customary to say to the driver "You appeared to me in my dream as a shimmering resplendent tower of light and in that moment I knew that everything was going to be okay"

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 3h

Don’t say I never gave you anything. *gives you the ick*

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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 3h

in retrospect, we probably should’ve unionized during the posters strike

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 16h

there are no bangers only zuul

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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 4h

For National Poetry Day, another favourite of mine and brother, Ginsberg knew what he was talking about.

Howl By Allan Ginsberg
Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine
Gotta, gotta be down, because I want it all
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke and she's taking a drag
Now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head, but she's touching his
Chest now, he takes off her
Dress now, let me go
And I just can't look, it's killing me
They're taking control

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 13h

ME: there is no "i" in "the beholder" therefore beauty does not exist SOCRATES: holy shit

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 4h

i used ai to improve leonard cohen's work now there are no cracks in it, and there's none of that irritating light getting in anywhere!

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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 5h

omg it's October we're allowed to feed the birds again from birdfeeders aren't we, helloooooo tiny shitheads prepare for FEASTS

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 5h

what are fraternities even for?

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 6h

I assure you they ARE talking about it. I know because I had a post about it go viral elsewhere and there was a deluge of comments from men demanding I provide EVIDENCE that these seven fellas did ANYTHING wrong. Some of them call me a bitch and a cunt. #JustProtectingWomenStuff

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You know who isn't talking about the Cornell 7?
The same ones who wanted to
"protect" girls in sports and women in bathrooms.

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 10h

Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.

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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 22h

Just keep having visions of some poor fucker getting psychosis when his spotify plays an AI knock off of Mr Brightside but it features his name and personal details about his life he accidentally shared with a bot

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Someone at work once asked me what my guilty pleasure was and I immediately shot back “pleasure never makes me feel guilty.” I’ve seldom felt cooler than I did in that moment. Literally one minute later I tripped on an extension cord and hit my head on a whiteboard in front of the entire office

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Daniel 🎮 @poordanrichard.com · 20h

Every day I ask myself if I need a little treat. You’ll never believe the answer.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 8h

The word "Shrek" does not appear in the constitution, rendering it an imperfect document

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 14h

tonight i saw a soho pub kick someone out for being drunk which is a) totally legal, and b) so incredibly rare that i’m pretty sure it’s the first time i’ve ever seen it happen

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PadRock @padrock.bsky.social · 15h

(Bolts upright at 3 AM) If someone mislabeled their data during a presentation on African wildlife it would be a giraffe graph gaffe

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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 15h

we need a ramsey bolton of the left

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 15h

due to a mix-up in sky’s pr department, i’m now watching a drama where michael gove acrimoniously divorces dominic west while sienna miller nukes russia

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 15h

Imagine getting conquested by Norman.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 20h

Infinite personalized music on Suno means I get to spend less time trying to find something to listen to, and dedicate more time to being a massive piece of shit

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 21h

Unlimited texting was great when phone companies first offered it. Now people break up one sentence into 17 messages and I want each text to cost a dollar

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phil @philjamesson.com · 22h

as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A WEREWOLF WHO TURNS ON THE WAXING CRESCENT MOON: Haha guys i just realized what tonight is and we kinda need to solve this escape room faster

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 21h

i am going to drink two to three pints of beer on the south bank and none of you bastards can stop me

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 19/06/2024

I used fingers an AI skeet generator fingers to write this fingers and I don’t think you can fingers tell.

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 30/09/2026

walking to farringdon, i thought i’d seen the most bsky thing i’d see today

A shopfront with the name ASSMAN written in white on the glass, and then below, in a mock-pen font, ALL YOUR WORKSPACE NEEDS also written on the glass. Behind it you can see a neon red sign that says ASSMAN

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My car's backup camera now displays a little message: "Objects in mirror are as disappointed in you as I am."

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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I don't know why they are called the far right because they are actually very wrong x

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Wonder Jenny 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 23/10/2024

Reminiscing about the days of soft block

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Broke up with my medieval bf because he smashed my tv to let the pixies out

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Sasquatch is actually a surprisingly gentle and generous lover.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

just made up a guy in my head: Rutherford B. Hotdogs. what do you think he’s all about

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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 30/09/2026

I'm being told Article XXIV of the WTO GATT says the UK can rejoin the EU unilaterally and under any terms it wants with a one page memo... if Meghan Markle has the courage. Send post. Turn off notifications. Smash phone. Throw phone in river. Enter witness protection. Raise goats.

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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

hope you're all taking your ʙᴏɴᴇs

pot of vitamin d tablets with a sticker on top that says bones

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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?

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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Shabana, did you know Indonesia is at a crossroads?

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

3 indisputable facts: - I will not rest until I have eaten every potato on the planet - It's not clear if I fully understand what a potato is - I cannot be stopped

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

People everywhere are tired of my bullshit but I’m not done yet

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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You know what we don’t do enough anymore? Big harvest festival orgies. No one wants to put on the animal mask to dance around the fire for the delight and edification of the village matriarchs. Instead, it’s all avocado toast and tiktoks.

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 30/09/2026

“ai music is so good now”

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Reading about Socrates, apparently he was horrific to look at and was still having kids in his 60s. Unbelievable game. Imagine you're at the bar and a man who looks like a beluga whale hits you with "The only thing I know is I know nothing" and you're just powerless to resist

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Lead Mojo @leadmojo.co.uk · 30/09/2026

SMELT: We are aware that money was taken last night for the various Smelt projects - this shouldn't have happened, and we don't know why it did. Apologies. We're looking into it, and will issue refunds ASAP.

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 29/09/2026

“…you can’t kill them in a way that matters”

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