Reposted by DaniBananicaThanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 6hDuke-era Genesis fucks so hard 272
DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 6hIf there’s anything I love about a sick day, it’s old people TV. Watching my favourite right now 240
Reposted by DaniBananicamindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 11hthis guy did not mind my phone in his face 🤣🥹 0738
Reposted by DaniBananicatoilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 19hFound the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately 15589632486
Reposted by DaniBananicaTeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 16hthe world is not simply grody. it is grody to the max. 88929
Reposted by DaniBananicaLiz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have an issue with mirrors that show me how I look instead of how I wish I looked 69431
Reposted by DaniBananicahammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 14hDamn i know he was good in friday but this is impressive 2089691
Reposted by DaniBananicaIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Me: I know pantyhose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone Teller: So is this not a robbery? Me: No, it is 435210786
Reposted by DaniBananicaKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Killer geese flying in a V for vendetta 213555
Reposted by DaniBananicaElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 11hSo... "cable"... we're just doing cable again. 932137312
Reposted by DaniBananicaFLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 11h9/11 was one of the worst days on American soil in history,,, we just honored its 25th anniversary. This “patriot” is encouraging something worse by 957,671%. A million times worse,,, actually. 39807215
Reposted by DaniBananicaJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 13hSorry I'm late, I was assimilated by an extraterrestrial parasite at a remote Antarctic research station. 1520184
Reposted by DaniBananicaDanny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026May 4th is Star Wars day. September 25th is Dolly day. October 4th should be CB radio / trucker / convoy day. 45315
Reposted by DaniBananicaBo Mandoe Presents @streampunk76.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If the eleventh movie isn’t called Once Fast Once Furious they’ll be missing out on a really good bilingual pun, just saying 0146
Reposted by DaniBananicaBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It’s been 20 years since that night our paths first crossed in this tiny Parisian café. Since we promised to meet again, right here, tonight. My coffee grows cold as I accept that she has forgotten me, moved on. I turn to leave but as I do, a figure emerges from the rain. Pepperidge Farm remembers 36830
Reposted by DaniBananicaParanormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Chicken and sausage place called the breast of times, the wurst of times 36626
Reposted by DaniBananicaTits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When that one person who likes all of my skeets suddenly stops liking them, I just assume they’ve died. 98530
Reposted by DaniBananicaJosABats @thejoshbanks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Protect this band at all costs 0102
Reposted by DaniBananicaGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it. 5440151202
Reposted by DaniBananicaFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026ME: your mom sent you a letter LOU: read it to me ME: “To my Lou…” LOU: skip that part 05513
Reposted by DaniBananicaPrincess Petunia Floppybutts McGee @ridiculousginger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Posted with no comment: 14513
Reposted by DaniBananicalauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/10/2026you'd like to schedule a doctor's appointment? have you logged into MyHealthChart yet? Remember that MyHealthChart used to be Healbe. If you migrated your chart from Healbe Now or Healbe Epic, you are not eligible to make an account. Please make note Healbe Epic is formerly MyHealthChartRX. 762618314
Reposted by DaniBananicaElizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026never the wrong time for this classic 54117823491
Reposted by DaniBananicaThe Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026Congressional Candidate Has Different Wife For Campaigning In Rural Counties theonion.com/congressional-candidat… 121289108
DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Holy fuckballs. I got a picture of a red-shouldered hawk in flight! (I’ve poorly adjusted the colour a smidge to slightly enhance the markings, but on my iPhone) 3323
Reposted by DaniBananicaTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026They aren’t just stealing everything that is left they are making sure only men can hoard it. I don’t know what else to tell you. 259897
Reposted by DaniBananicaTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026we are watching a massive transfer of wealth during an era of massive wealth creation (however much it might be just paper money it’s powerful) — reinscribing gender during this moment is a choice about who will be a citizen for the next three hundred years. 2639125
Reposted by DaniBananicaTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026And by citizen he means who can accrue and control property and wealth. 344833
Reposted by DaniBananicaTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026He isn’t old. He isn’t out of touch. He isn’t confused. He is choosing who will rule. Men — even those who love men — are citizens and everyone else isn’t. Thats it. 6779106
Reposted by DaniBananicaCarole King @carolekingofficial.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The best way to be sure your vote counts is to vote early and in person. www.vote.org 35672379
DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Real talk. I had to go through chapter 7 in 2017. My dad had died a couple of years before and left a morass and I could not pull myself out. I was so embarrassed to do it but there was no other option. Y’all. It just fell off my report. Fully. Like it looks like it didn’t happen. 290
Reposted by DaniBananicaJo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026her: did you know makeup expires? me: *spits mine out* WHAT 239480
Reposted by DaniBananicaUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“So my wife walks in out of the rain, soaked from head to toe, and I say, ‘Look kids, it’s a drizzly bear!’ She hasn’t spoken to me in two days, but it was totally worth it.” 733866
DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Have you ever “put in your contact” to almost immediately realise you didn’t actually but for the life of you you can’t find it? It’s not on the counter, in the sink, in the packaging from the contact, it’s not on your clothes - it’s officially NOWHERE 260
DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just spent $200 on a new coat for my brother in a colour he won’t be keen on because it was the only high quality coat they (Lands End) had on sale. When you’re on the street, your coat is everything. He’ll have a nice birthday present in several weeks and I’ll sell my body to pay my credit card 030
Reposted by DaniBananica🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 04/10/2026where do you put the dollar bills 1715932
DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I just watched the three part BBC disco documentary and that was time very well spent 010
Reposted by DaniBananicadon Elías (como los buses) 🥨 @donelias.mastodon.cr.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026Every damn time #Brasil #Brazil #Colombia #DiegoHitlerioDeLaJunta 412376
Reposted by DaniBananicaSaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A NEW FIGHTER HAS ENTERED THE ARENAindependent.co.ukGang of eight sperm whales sink yacht after ramming boat in South PacificCrew described terrifying encounter as they were woken up by “loud thud” as the 52ft vessel was struck 391418393
Reposted by DaniBananicaLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy. 473522382
Reposted by DaniBananica👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026me receiving a text: I cannot possibly be expected to respond to this in under three days or perhaps ten me sending a text: having not received a response in five minutes the only logical conclusion is that this person hates me and wishes I would die in a fire 14721
DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If you get a pet and leave it outside most of the time - you didn’t get a pet, you’re an asshole 041
Reposted by DaniBananicaPizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 30/09/2026May tomorrow be the day that we are all finally ready for that jelly. Goodnight and godspeed. 0105
DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 04/10/2026For days, I’ve pooped very little and have been miserable. Today, the floodgates have opened and it’s all I CAN do. My ass is on fire 000