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Someone is replacing my body with a slightly worse body each night while I sleep.

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Chris Parnell should have a subscription service where you can tune in and hear him talking anytime.

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Spelled "chili" wrong? Eh, dump the whole post. Who cares?

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When someone says you're pretty funny, they mean you're pretty and funny.

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aric @aghastronaut.com · 16h

Entering time for the month at the beginning of the day instead of the end of the day so future me isn't mad at past me.

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Whales don't want you to know how much parking there is in the ocean.

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aric @aghastronaut.com · 17h

[in the Criterion Closet] I don't see it. Did someone already check it out? I don't understand how this works. You didn't file it under "The," right? It should be, "Mask, The?"

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aric @aghastronaut.com · 17h

Cornhole for Pyros

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St. Cloud not beating the "South of Minnesota" allegations.

Alpha News partnering with St. Cloud State

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The President is demanding we call it "si, papi?"

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When I joined an improv troupe in college (that never performed), the dude who formed the group spent the first gathering showing us tapes of his high school improv show. Which did the opposite of what he intended.

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Hi. You might know me as a little circle. But did you know I'm a human being with thoughts and dreams and pants?

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Bad news for Weird Sl.

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aric @aghastronaut.com · 19h

Spock's dad watches FOX News and says things like, "I married a human. It is illogical for you to call me racist."

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Are you getting the CASH BACK you deserve by using the GO INTO DEBT card? Well, it's time to switch to a new GO INTO DEBT card!

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aric @aghastronaut.com · 19h

[Muse and Dots circle each other with tridents and nets as Star Trek fight scene music plays]

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aric @aghastronaut.com · 20h

Horses are not going to like this

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Adds a horse as a starting car

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aric @aghastronaut.com · 20h

Making the bounce house into a bounce home.

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aric @aghastronaut.com · 20h

That's the name of the doctor. You're thinking of Frankenstein's Muenster.

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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 21h

Herky the Hawk Red Oak, IA

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aric @aghastronaut.com · 21h

It's July 26th, 2014. Benny Johnson is discredited. It's September 5th, 2024. Benny Johnson is discredited. It's September 29th, 2026. Benny Johnson is discredited.

Doctor Manhattan sitting naked up on Mars

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Always carry my baseball glove around in case anyone needs to smell a baseball glove.

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Hi. We're calling again about our offer to change you into Adam Sandler.

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The player who lives closest to a Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. takes their turn first.

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[after Fats Domino introduces himself] And I am Endless Shrimp Parcheesi.

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My wife was picking around the Cool Ranch Doritos for all the fully loaded ones. So I had to tell her. We have this rule.

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Hiring someone whose only job is to say, "Okay, everyone out. He needs his rest."

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Heaven is full of 50 people from a very specific cult and that's it.

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Creating a new disease called "the goops."

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top 38 accounts with 3 or more flags in their name

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First step, curl up into a ball. No, a ball. What shape do you think you're making? Because it's not a ball.

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