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I’ll eat pizza under any circumstances

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 4h

I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 23h

Sex is like riding a bike: Illegal, immoral and extremely dangerous

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deutschland tiff :) 🇩🇪 @integrandma.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

[holding phone away from my ear while he's saying some shit i dont care about]

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Simplify your life by hibernating from now until spring

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

a ant tried to go in my phone. thats for ME to go in

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Starting to think some of the Muppets are fake

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 29/09/2026

Sorry I just need to take a few years to think about everything

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

wearing six pretzels to auntie anne's to assert dominance

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Pain is just weakness leaving the body that hurts a lot and is painful and sucks

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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 28/09/2026

im having negative attitudes on various shit

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Every day I invent a new dance. I keep them to myself. I’m not in it for the fame

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Dragula is actually the number one song in America

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I need a big hug that crushes me into a fine paste

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Saw your man playing dead in the field after seeing the shadow of a large raven overhead

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Everybody in the club getting sad about the future

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“there’s only so much i can do” i say, after doing nothing

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Free your mind and it will never come back. Your mind is sick of you

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

love being in my late-30s bc what do you mean I’m bringing a piece of my banana bread to the bar for my friend?

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Babies are simply much too young, in many ways

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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

you wouldnt last a week out in the streets. lots of cars these days. they'll hit you.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Nice world you’ve got here. Be a shame if it was completely ruined by evil ghouls beyond your control

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all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

meager ass existence damn

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Singles in your area are gathering ominously under your porch

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I don’t want to make art for the general public, who I hate. I want to make art for guys like me, who somehow I hate even more

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Everyone you know is fighting a battle you know nothing about: A terrible war against tiny elves

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My enemies are dorks, and they will always be dorks

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Overdosed on Flintstones vitamins and tried to start my car with my feet

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hamsters are tiny bears. We all know it's true

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sailor mercury @sailorhg.com · 19/09/2026

i love doing nothing, so much. doing nothing is the best. i wish i could do nothing more.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Sure, I could “optimize my LinkedIn profile for searchability,” or I could fake my own death and start a new life at sea

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Just trying to be a good role model for young idiots who are dumb as hell

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

There Was A Sign-In To Your Account From A Device You Don't Normally Use. Why Did You Do This. Is The New Device Better. What Kind Of Device Did You Get. Can I See Your New Device Please. Show Me Your New Device Now

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I would rather not be affected by reality if it’s going to be all lame and scary

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“such-and-such should be studied.” wrong. it should be cast into a part of interstellar space where it is bombarded by kinds of radiation we don’t even know about yet

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

*is born* Well, this is awkward *dies eventually* That was weird

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My bad mood has nothing to do with me forgetting to eat lunch & everything to do with the savage geometry of this cruel world!

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I respect my haters and share their concerns

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'd like to add you to my professional network, but I won't. I'd like to, though. I dream about it

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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

ive always been passionate about bringing nectar back to the hive

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

If I ever told you “I know what you mean,” I was lying. I have no idea what anybody means

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House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I do enjoy going on vacation, but there's just nothing like home toilet advantage

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Enjoy every day! While they last. The robots, fires and floods are coming for us. But not this week!

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The long and winding road from aspiring baby to perspiring adult

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ceej @ceej.online · 13/09/2026

why would a wasp sting me? I’m so nice

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Can stop, will stop. Always happy to stop

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Scrolling faster and harder should give you better content

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

We raised enough money at last week's fundraising drive to send 400 underprivileged lobsters to portugal for some reason. And that's just the beginning of whatever it is we're trying to achieve

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