Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 19hi'm in a really bad place* right now please keep me in your thoughts *back at work 919661
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezLapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Midnight water, why are you so delicious? 44013
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezHilarie Ashton @hilarieashton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Don't Like The Food We Have: One Woman's Story 083
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezPath (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 28/09/2026has anyone tried just telling them that it's okay to stop making avengers movies? 513638
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws Benitezmamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Practice hope. Buy a lottery ticket. 084
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezPumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 13/05/2024THERE SEEMS TO BE A PROBLEM THIS IS NOT THE EXISTENCE I ORDERED 47627
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezBoo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 26/09/2026not book smart or street smart, but a secret third thing (dumb) 013955
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws Benitezamberkitty 🐈⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I wish I weren't so sensitive to energy shifts, let me be oblivious 4297
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezLizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026people with too much energy y’all know it’s because they steal it from the rest of us 614149
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezLeen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Just checked with everyone you know and no one is mad at you 2129687
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezReverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 04/03/2025This mountain of laundry isn’t going to fold itself. *lights match* 1022060
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Dentist: have you been flossing? Me: why do we play this game? 313735
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezBlair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026slipping into something more comfortable (a new dimension) 113354
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws Benitezlukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: three slices of pizza Server, starting to sweat: what nine sides would you like with that Me: TAKE A WILD FUCKEN GUESS 451380164
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 20/09/2026[taco bell drive thru] Hi, I'd like enough tacos to forget 2026 7322120
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Interviewer: describe yourself in 3 words Me: not good with numbers 116238
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“You got this” you don’t know me 116157
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezNes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It’s ok to make it weird 57939
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Stranger: you should be ashamed of yourself Me: should, but im not 03313
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws Benitezkorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I accidentally waved back at someone who wasn’t waving at me. I’ve changed my name and should reach Nevada by sundown. 37021
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I love you weirdos. I don't care if you're not accepted by the outside world or your own families 8292111
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 26/11/2024ME: How much for the goth Kinder Egg? CASHIER: Sir, that is an avocado. 715081461
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws Benitezandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 09/09/2026An eighth mascara will fix me 616140
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezAuntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My feed is: 50% puns 50% sarcasm 50% philosophy 50% political 50% fart jokes 0% math 57422
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws Benitezmave @mave.bsky.social · 08/09/2026No one is coming to save you. However, someone is coming to stand in front of what you want to look at in the grocery store 13297708
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezMal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Nothing radicalizes you against the concept of time quite like sitting in a hospital room 361005103
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezSarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026 113300426623
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws Benitezmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Be careful not to be too normal or people will expect that from you all the time 219270
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws Benitezm @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026"create an account to continue" oh my god just fucking kill me 22048775
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws Benitezash @ashhull.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Enough! Is a perfectly acceptable way to say see you later. 49637
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 12/06/2026having a grate day (grating three pounds of parmesan on my breakfast spaghetti) 816854
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 01/05/2026i finally got an alligator on my shirt but at what lacoste 847275
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws Benitez🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 03/09/2026my soul? oh do you mean my brains imaginary friend? 0215
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 14/01/2025kinda weird how we all just expected a coyote to know rocket science and then laughed at him when he failed 1232998
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezGranite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Before you make fun of a person doing something brave, and vulnerable like dancing or singing or performing in front of a lot of people: 1. Don’t. 24611
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws Benitezspooky rachel @introspectre.online · 01/09/2026sorry for being a millennial 06416
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws Benitezandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/09/2026The best cure for a crush is to simply get to know the person 612528326
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws Benitez @handle.invalid · 01/09/2026i'm so sleepy i could sleep a horse 35114
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezRick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026If you don't get a text it's me. 2212
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026You were cooler in my imagination 35522
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezDead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Have you tried repeatedly sighing heavily about it? 820170
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezIntrovert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Whenever someone asks what I’m doing later and my answer is “nothing,” please understand that nothing is not an opening in my schedule. Nothing is the event. Nothing is the plan 9555122
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezJay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Therapist: what have i told you about bluesky 05129
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws Benitez PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Bluesky reminds me that there is always someone out there that shares your same sick 612047
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/08/2026if we can't scroll then sad news can't reach us 1773481
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026OH COME ON 1242
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026You suck, Death. Do better 6363100
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 25/08/2026 041878
Reposted by Carla Killer Claws BenitezKnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Guys, I really don’t think anyone is coming to save us 17224
