iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

mave @mave.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Moving from summer to fall is a significant shift. Time to put away my swimsuits and get back to mysteriously haunting a crumbling abandoned lighthouse

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taffy bennington @singwithtaffy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

vex the humans in your gene pool and place of employment by opening a portal to a neutron star

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

POSSIBLE NEW IDIOMS oiling the swingset stop when you smell oatmeal placing ice cubes in orchids & hoping for bees subtle as stacked microwaves puppy, I ain’t a leg plink, plink! pearls coming off the strand rich in fruit peels backup singers taking a smoke break & THAT’S a Myanmar shave

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I love Miss Piggy. But I don't trust her.

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

why would the guy at home depot offer me a brochure about decks when i’m clearly a patio person

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

At the farmers market in a bidding war over the premier kohlrabi

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i took an iced coffee to my interview and they hired the dang iced coffee! !!

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Friend kept casually mentioning “the grail” until I asked which she was talking about. Yeah, she meant the holy one

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Looking back on my life, I can’t help wondering how I got trapped in this shipping container

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

popping a couple of espresso beans into my mouth like they’re advil

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MrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Come on, put your beer in a koozie.* *me being helpful while we sit on the surface of the sun.

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Do not tell me the place I buy my dog’s food from has updated its privacy policy?!!

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A hundred years ago instead of reading this, you’d be picking an apple from the tree over yonder and shining it on the handkerchief you keep in the pocket of your overalls

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'm going all out for autumn this year. I bought some cinnamon teas and hand soap, got a bunch of autumnal books from the library, and I'm saving so much energy by no longer producing chlorophyll, the absence of which will soon reveal my red, yellow, and orange pigments.

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

AUTUMNAL EQUINOX FACTS • harbinger of hayrides • 1000% spike in marshmallow roastings • invented in 2003 to sell spiced coffee • if bitten by wild pumpkin, seek help from nearest scarecrow • changing colors of leaves are completely painless (to humans)

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Aspartame Valerian @aspartame.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Why hello, everybody. Did you miss me?

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 23/08/2023

Upsetting coworkers who pass my desk by crouching down with my arms above my head and yelling UPPIES.

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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

When I am king, email will be outlawed. If you want my attention you'll have to shout at me through a traffic cone

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You’ll feel a deep and abiding sense of peace when you realize that it’s not things that make you happy. It’s stuff

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Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Doing 100 mph in the carpool lane with a 12-foot skeleton in the passenger seat of my Miata.

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Joe Moore @joooooemoooore.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

About to log my 400th movie on letterboxd, after which I'm told I will achieve a state of vigorous clarity and understanding of all things, film or otherwise.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hamsters are tiny bears. We all know it's true

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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 18/09/2026

Once you go 36 hours without sleep a few times a month you start to wonder why peonpl enev need selp atall

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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

donald duck saying "salsa"

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

(threateningly) wanna see my vacation pictures?

Tropical pancakes inside Trader Sam’s Enchanted Tiki Bar

Jungle Cruise boat passes behind a talking bird named Rosita

Disneyland yellow submarines moving through water in front of the Matterhorn

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

for sale: used brain. factory reset. original box included.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I keep hearing chimes, which I assume means nothing.

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The only reason anyone should ever agree to make a live action Scooby Doo movie is to get a major studio to make a wacky adventure movie about how no one should trust wealthy property developers.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Switched on the kitchen light and could've sworn I saw a horse scurry under the fridge

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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

So sad that my cold air balloon business never really got off the ground.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day the boys are back in town

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Was thinking I’d like to be pushed in a stroller except lying down and then realized that would be a gurney

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

iph ǝuo

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

No one is coming to save you. However, someone is coming to stand in front of what you want to look at in the grocery store

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Write the book you would like to see someone pull from a higgledy piggledy pile in a secondhand shop 63 years after your death and say, "This looks fucking weird. I think I will buy it for Joan

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 29/08/2023

When someone in a movie says the title of the movie, I pull a lit sparkler out of my purse and wave it in circles

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Ugh. I don't want to get up and participate in life! I want to float on a tiny leaf down a river of regrets to The Land of Dairy Queen!

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Baby, that’s bad luck!!

A polish chicken walking under a ladder in my yard.

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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

things are going well if the burger joint u just ordered from has a link to preorder ur next burger lmao

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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

As far as I can tell, hummingbirds use 80% of their energy trying to chase each other away from the feeder

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Medication ad says side effects include unusual urges. What, like suddenly wanting to go waterskiing?

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

morning backyard jorts report: opossum just rockin up and down the fence in broad daylight

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

*pops out of a giant pumpkin* did someone say fresh fall finds?

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