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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 22h

Police chief: good job pinching those burglars Crab cop: *clicks claws excitedly*

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 23h

I do my best proofreading right after its to late

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 03/03/2024

We weren’t meant to thrive in a fast paced work environment we were meant to collect berries in the summertime and lie down for a whole day after mistaking the bad orange mushroom for the good orange mushroom

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Stevevsninjas @stevevsninjas.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

in your moment of greatest peril, every animal you ever swerved to avoid appears to fight on your behalf

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hey sorry I missed your text are you guys still accepting the things you cannot change and having the strength to change the things you can

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Touching grass is not enough I need to break my arm

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

God: I gave you flight, but I had to take away your hands Bird: was that necessary? *bat lands on table, chews a strawberry* God: it was, yeah *dragonfly lands nearby on all six legs* God: Bird: just be real with me

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“Bluesky is dying” yeah cool that just means more mushrooms will grow

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Inside me are two turtles. One is chilling on a sunny log. The other climbs up the side, rolling it over and dumping the first one

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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

the ups guy let me take a random box off the truck for being good

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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

church bell near my work abruptly stopped playing my bonnie lies over the ocean and started playing good king wenceslas. also i saw a ufo and a creature

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

They don’t tell you this but those walk-through metal detectors at the airport show the TSA agent how long you have to live and no one knows where that feature came from or how to turn it off

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Me: I just found a 20 Abraham Lincoln: score

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tattoo artist: this your first? Me: yeah I’m a little nervous my dad’s a tattoo cop Tattoo artist, tearing off their mask to reveal it’s my dad: BUSTED AMIGO

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 31/08/2023

Kevin Bacon is six degrees away Five degrees now, sir *alarm sirens blare* Four degrees Sir he’s breached the perimeter Three degrees Sir Two degrees One *kevin bacon crashes through the ceiling*

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

[skate park] ME: hey watch this *does sick kipflick* wait *does sick flickpip* no wait *does klikcfip* hang on *klifpick* *fipklick* *pilcklif* *likfkpic* *ckilpifk*fuck

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

When you go to a job interview, establish dominance by setting up an oven and baking a perfect soufflé

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What I do while driving in my car* is between me and the lord *bake the soufflé i promised to bring to d&d night

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 13/09/2023

We, as a society, have given the morning people far too much power

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Busiaco @busia.co · 04/06/2025

No weapon formed against me shall prosper. Oh wow, that's a big weapon.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

(guy inventing mayonnaise) yoooo i'm bored let's whisk some things

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Friend: don't get any ideas Me, who never has any ideas: no prob

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I talked with the mushrooms, they say you should cover your finger in spore dust and stick it in your ear

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Every day, I wake up, take a shower, have a cup of coffee, clean my feathers, climb to the top of my black spruce, and sing my song that tells everyone whose spruce this is

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

[a horse walks into a bar] bartender: what can i get you horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink horse: what

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Underpants: thank you for giving me sentience, what is my purpose Scientist, eating a big bowl of beans: patience, little one

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: three slices of pizza Server, starting to sweat: what nine sides would you like with that Me: TAKE A WILD FUCKEN GUESS

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Touching grass is not enough I need to fight a raccoon over a pizza crust

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Birds have significantly better eyesight than us which is why I get nice and sexy to go birdwatching

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Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

The hairdresser holds up the mirror so I can see the back of my haircut but she accidentally uses the mirror that reveals how you die. I see my 80-year-old self tumbling down a hill after slacklining for the 1st time. I never know how to react in these situations, so I just mumble "wow I love it"

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Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

"She's pretty but I hear she's had work done" Me: *turns around to reveal I've replaced my eyebrows with branches that birds can rest upon*

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Me: can I get some fries for the table The table, whispering to me: garlic fries Me: let’s make that garlic fries haha

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 01/08/2023

If you try to cook me in a big cauldron I’ll shake my ass so hard all the soup will splash right out, so don’t even think about it!

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Feeling elegant and powerful. Like an oil painting of a horse

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

[Shark Tank] Me: I STARTED A COMPANY THAT MAKES TEMPORARY BREAST IMPLANTS Mark Cuban: why are you yelling Me: TA-TAS FOR NOW Mark Cuban: no

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I love being in the woods and not having to hear all the drama in the news. “Did you hear about the tiger that escaped from the local zoo?” Nope I’m in the-AHHGH AHH OW! I stubbed my toe but am otherwise enjoying the woods

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 06/08/2023

Time traveling humans are always freaked out by cultural changes If a moose time travels it probably just finds a field to frolic in moosily

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Get To Know Nature @gettoknownature.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

May there be good things waiting for you down the path of this week 🌿

A dirt path leading into the very green, very lush woods.

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Art historians are obsessed with “why is this girl smiling like that”

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