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Auntie Social

@auntiesocial.bsky.social
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She/her. lightly mad. So odd I can't even. Possibly right behind you.

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Rick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What a sick fuck.
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BronSays @bronsays.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
JD Vance Says Black, Socialist Candidate for Senate Doesn’t ‘Belong in America’ talkingpointsmemo.com/the-brief/jd... Thiel flunky JD should leave. Do us all a favor, JD. Get lost.
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JD Vance Says Black, Socialist Candidate for Senate Doesn’t ‘Belong in America’
A New Chapter in Vance’s Effort to Police Who’s American JD Vance...
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Disco Gnostic @mazov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm not one to believe in the AI apocalypse, but I do believe the hold it has on boomers could lead to an apocalypse
Since returning to office, Trump has marveled at Al's capabilities. He is increasingly in thrall to the tech executives courting him. In December 2025, Elon Musk returned to the Oval Office for a clandestine meeting. Trump spent hours asking Grok, Musk's Al chatbot, questions about his presidency and legacy, according to an official present. At the time, Trump was ordering missile strikes against Venezuelan boats he alleged were smuggling drugs into the U.S. He asked Grok how Venezuelans would react if the U.S. captured Maduro. According to the official present, the chatbot responded that Maduro was a repressive and deeply unpopular dictator and that many Venezuelans would likely celebrate his downfall. After Trump ordered the mission to seize Maduro, the following month, celebrations broke out in the streets. Trump, according to officials, came away thinking Grok

was ingenious.
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Sarah Thurmond @sarahthurmond.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wait, they're still doing the awards? And who would accept one of these awards when Trump has dishonored the Kennedy Center so much? The awards are meaningless.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every since I was a child in yearned to post relatable jokes for people to chuckle at while they're using the toilet
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 02/10/2026
Your delivery
Doordash guy sitting in a bathroom stall with a delivery
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How YOU doin’? I mean financially. Matt LeBlanc here for AARP
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 01/10/2026
“december to remember sales event” what, are you gonna like shoot me in the middle of the store in front of my family
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geri katz @gerikatz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Might as well light the Constitution on fire at this point.
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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey, whose turn is it to wake Billie Joe tomorrow?
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David M. Luebke @davidmluebke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
theonion.com/cornell-vows...
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Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to wri...
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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
CRM software for gadtropods: Snailsforce
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm going to an old math teachers house warming party but I'm having no alcohol as I don't want to drink and derive
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Aida 🇵🇷🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🐾🌊🦋🗽💙🐸 @latina4jesusdshw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finally he admitted it! Fetterman get out… #Pinks #USDemocracy
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Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now that I've gotten that off my chest, can someone please start a voting thingy for the top 38 butthole posts of 2026?
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hoffman was accused of repeatedly sexually abusing a little boy over a three-year period beginning when the boy was in the third grade. Paxton thinks 60 days was enough punishment for this serial child predator.
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Scare-ah 👻🎃 @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *takes a deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Piratemommy @mommypirate2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My god Democrats - speak up. apnews.com/article/nsa-...
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Hegseth says national security, military cyber forces will guard US election systems during midterms
The U.S. National Security Agency and military intelligence forces are set to guard election systems during the November midterms.
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Interviewer: Would you consider yourself a people person? Me: Whoa whoa whoa! You cannot possibly expect me to deal with people at the salary you're offering. 😠
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Clockwork Librarian @jsands84.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thoroughly believe growing up in pre-Civil Rights/Jim Crow America and during the birth of Customer Service culture set up a lot of older ⚪️ folks to just… not perceive employees as real people. Their entitlement can reach pathological levels and they perceive it as their rightful due.
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BronSays @bronsays.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
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Trump asked Xi Jinping if China would like to buy US weapons, American ambassador says
David Perdue’s remarks come after a Taiwanese minister spoke of the ‘severe’ military threat posed by Beijing to the self-ruled island
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 28/09/2026
All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There's something special about a man falling asleep on live television three minutes after calling his predecessor "Sleepy Joe."
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
this is legitimately very funny
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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hard to believe the bar is set so low that as long as the next prez isn't an incontinent thieving pedophile, they'll be hailed as a saint
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Corporations spend more than $1.5B a year on union-busting. That’s $1.5B they could have spent on higher wages, better benefits, and improving workplace safety. Remember: if they weren’t so scared of worker power, they wouldn’t fight so hard against unions. Kudos to these Autozone workers.
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K-J @kjkucharik.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So...the insinuation here is that if the GOP loses, they're just taking the bank vault with them??
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not enough is said about how Trump views United States dollars as HIS own money
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i made an app that lets you hook up with basketball players but probably should not have named it “date a center”
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let's see the essays. Make them public. Let us read these scrawled golden tickets offered up by Cornell administrators to allow rapists to continue on with their lives unscathed. Was there a required word count? Did any of them use AI to write their "sorry for raping you" pieces? Let us read them.
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My dying wish is to make it to the top of the best 38 shitposters on bluesky list. Vote for me 🥹 shitsky38.com
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The 38 "best" shitposters on Bluesky, voted by you. Votes are public records in your own account.
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 26/09/2026
Xi "Very nice. You buy from Temu or Ali Express?"
tump and xi walk at white house. Xi gestures to the tacky gold frames and ornaments
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Palpatine has abolished the senate, a move some lawmakers called illegal
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Red Lori Bright Eyes A Fucking Bitch @redloribrighteyes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's beans and rice for the rest of us - IF WE ARE LUCKY
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The Thing 💗 @rotcityriot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I guarantee you'd pay attention to the pre flight demo if your attendant was in a fursuit
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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Great Muppet Porno
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si oppington ☣️ @stillwellgray.ca · 25/09/2026
The Muppets Take Ketamine!
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Imagine if your child was one of the people murdered by ICE and then your Democratic senator said we shouldn’t even impeach the people people who did it, and we have to let the president “save face”
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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm gonna be honest. If you're working in, with, or for the current administration I'm just going to assume you're corrupt. Any ethical person has to have jumped ship by now.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jesus fucking Christ…🤦🏻‍♂️
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 22/09/2026
surely THIS will save Donald Trump's approval rating
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PreferNotToSay @frmrusmcpltsgt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Only 30 ppl watching on the ENTIRE YouTube app. rn 🤣😂🤣😂🤣☹️🤣
YouTube channel showing only 30 ppl watching UN drumpft speech
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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dear Canada, I double dog dare ya to rename Lake Superior to Lake "Canada is Superior" just to make Lazy Marmalade melt down with no press pool to report his response
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 05/09/2026
A Step by Step Guide on How to Fall Down the Stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 3 Step 4 Step 5 Step 6
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Stuffed Crust Punk (ALIEN 1979 era) @hatebeing.online · 21/09/2026
bandage implies the existence of allowdage
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mensch @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
slutty ghosts wear fitted sheets
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why don’t we just wear costumes whenever, fuck Halloween
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Missy @redmischief.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Earth, Wind and Fire day to all who celebrate! youtube.com/watch?v=Gs06...
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Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ok you know what with no real press there THE FUNNIEST THING COULD HAPPEN TODAY
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