Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 1h[one sentence horror story] "Shit should I be tipping this guy?" 180
Reposted by Dan of the YearCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1hAI is for people who consider the Muzak version of Blurred Lines they hear in the waiting room at the dentist a bop. This guy could not have illustrated AI stans any better. Incurious idiots who can't handle normal life and have no taste or soul. 1622417
Reposted by Dan of the Yearlog̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 1hYeah personalized infinite music was already solved it's called "the entire corpus of music that already exists" 47011
Reposted by Dan of the YearFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 10hpeople with no ability to create are humping ai because it gave them a seat at a table the think is the same table as creativity. 416514
Reposted by Dan of the YearTV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 3h“infinite personalized music” sounds like the ironic punishment a music critic would receive at the end of a twilight zone episode 425222
Reposted by Dan of the YearTim-my Eat World 😋🌏🎶 @t2thacoops.bsky.social · 14hthere's already infinite personalized music it's called human music have you heard of it 1438
Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 14hPeople who were conceived to the premiere of The Office can vote in the midterms 1120
Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 14hWhen you have no concept of how people engage with music 4526353714
Reposted by Dan of the YearTyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 17hacab includes fraternities 217724
Reposted by Dan of the YearLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 17hI have no idea if this is true but the collage kills me 26965178
Reposted by Dan of the Year✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 18hI feel like he wants to kill me and steal my teeth. 7542
Reposted by Dan of the YearVeruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 19hThere's no such thing as too much Italian bread. 2123222
Reposted by Dan of the YearLizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 23hMaking a band that you like your entire personality is so lame. Just ask my kid, Champagne Supernova. 917954
Reposted by Dan of the YearTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 21hIf you see me bombing down the feed reposting, yes I’m pooping. 57016
Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 20hMost of these "stolen gold medals" are just...trans people accomplishing things? 4220
Reposted by Dan of the Yeargeekysteven @geekysteven.com · 29/09/2026A true friend would let me have their cursed amulet, just to hold onto for a while 0237
Reposted by Dan of the YearOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 21h"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start 191942394
Reposted by Dan of the YearJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 21hBill Burr in The Social Reckoning: “Look Mark Zuckerberg, this jet fuel you’ve poured into this fire hose is highly flammable and if we’re not careful? That smoke you smell? It could turn into a fire!!!” Jeremy Strong: “ENOUGH! I’m Mark Zuckerberg, the inventor of Facebook!” 2354
Reposted by Dan of the YearOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026“how are you?” honestly that’s none of your business please go over there 735583
Reposted by Dan of the YearBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Turning himself into the cool S for clout 5644
Reposted by Dan of the Yeardillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 29/09/2026somehow his becoming his elden ring build 8704
Reposted by Dan of the Year🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 29/09/2026dennis leary is the david spade of joe pescis 58424
Reposted by Dan of the YearJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Olivia Reingold pulling the shower curtain down in her condo bathroom with all the metal rings tearing the fabric 1404
Reposted by Dan of the YearJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Serving Jerseys Mike at this orgy. 124420
Reposted by Dan of the YearMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’d take an earbud out for you. 124291
Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026but why they got her licking a ca-- oooooooh 0121
Reposted by Dan of the YearDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Alternate Willy Wonka ending 24413
Reposted by Dan of the Year👻 L.T. Vargus, disgraced author👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I whispered sweet nothings about you to the harvest moon last night you piece of shit 27622
Reposted by Dan of the YearTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Why is it always… …She’s cranky. Must be her period. But never… …this spaghetti tastes really good. Must be her period. 3129940
Reposted by Dan of the YearHam Roids 🎃 @anarchymarshmallow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have proposed to the baker at my favorite café over Facebook and declared my undying loyalty a few times now, as a joke but also they didn't say noooo 041
Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Restaurant is only successful when they get their own reply guys 1100
Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Breaking a mirror is seven years bad luck but breaking a flat screen tv is worse because you end up in a BIGGEST FAILS CAUGHT ON CAMERA compilation with zany music 0121
Reposted by Dan of the YearMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It’s just a reskeet. I’m not co-signing on a loan or anything. 311750
Reposted by Dan of the Yearco2expeller.bsky.social @co2expeller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is who you had to buy weed from before legalization 092
Reposted by Dan of the YearJuniper @gravepixie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization 0217
Reposted by Dan of the YearCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization 518334
Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization 412815