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Dan of the Year

@downwithdan.bsky.social
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Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese he/him ✡️ for a free 🇵🇸 dad to a cool 🏳️‍⚧️ kid all the dan skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:otjqtwtgko… Pic by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 1h
[one sentence horror story] "Shit should I be tipping this guy?"
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1h
AI is for people who consider the Muzak version of Blurred Lines they hear in the waiting room at the dentist a bop. This guy could not have illustrated AI stans any better. Incurious idiots who can't handle normal life and have no taste or soul.
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 1h
Yeah personalized infinite music was already solved it's called "the entire corpus of music that already exists"
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 10h
people with no ability to create are humping ai because it gave them a seat at a table the think is the same table as creativity.
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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 3h
“infinite personalized music” sounds like the ironic punishment a music critic would receive at the end of a twilight zone episode
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Tim-my Eat World 😋🌏🎶 @t2thacoops.bsky.social · 14h
there's already infinite personalized music it's called human music have you heard of it
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 14h
People who were conceived to the premiere of The Office can vote in the midterms
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 14h
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
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@nicksaraev
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I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 17h
acab includes fraternities
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 17h
I have no idea if this is true but the collage kills me
A black lemur in a leafy tree with its mouth open as if singing, beside an inset photo of Pavarotti striking a similar pose. Text reads: “New research shows lemurs use operatic techniques when they sing, to reach high notes.” Classic FM.
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 18h
I feel like he wants to kill me and steal my teeth.
Nice teeth
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 19h
There's no such thing as too much Italian bread.
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 23h
Making a band that you like your entire personality is so lame. Just ask my kid, Champagne Supernova.
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 21h
If you see me bombing down the feed reposting, yes I’m pooping.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 20h
Most of these "stolen gold medals" are just...trans people accomplishing things?
MITCHELL, "Ve'ondre"
Glacier Peak High School Homecoming Queen
PETERS, "Torrey"
Women's Prize for Fiction Longlist
RICHARDS, "Steph"
Head of Endometriosis South Coast
RUEDA, "Alba"
BBC 100 Women
SCHNEIDER, "Amy"
Jeopardy Top Female Earner
SCHNEIDER, "Amy"
Jeopardy Longest Winning Streak by a Woman
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 29/09/2026
A true friend would let me have their cursed amulet, just to hold onto for a while
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 21h
"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start
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Matt @mearnsrea.bsky.social · 21h
Who up toning they defs?
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 21h
Bill Burr in The Social Reckoning: “Look Mark Zuckerberg, this jet fuel you’ve poured into this fire hose is highly flammable and if we’re not careful? That smoke you smell? It could turn into a fire!!!” Jeremy Strong: “ENOUGH! I’m Mark Zuckerberg, the inventor of Facebook!”
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 21h
Lehman it's Wednesday
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 21h
who up parking their linkin?
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“how are you?” honestly that’s none of your business please go over there
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"if AI disappeared tomorrow..."
Lionel Hutz imagining everyone singing and dancing together
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
cool S elon
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Turning himself into the cool S for clout
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 29/09/2026
somehow his becoming his elden ring build
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
man's working on his mr burns hump
elon standing on the side of a road, his body looks like his skeleton is trying to escape
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dick Van Dyke as Bert in Mary Poppins
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 29/09/2026
dennis leary is the david spade of joe pescis
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Olivia Reingold pulling the shower curtain down in her condo bathroom with all the metal rings tearing the fabric
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Screaming Pectoriloquy @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
picard in the darmok episode with speech bubble
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Serving Jerseys Mike at this orgy.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’d take an earbud out for you.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
someone should make a joke about this
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
but why they got her licking a ca-- oooooooh
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Alternate Willy Wonka ending
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👻 L.T. Vargus, disgraced author👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I whispered sweet nothings about you to the harvest moon last night you piece of shit
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Poster for Six: The Musical
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why is it always… …She’s cranky. Must be her period. But never… …this spaghetti tastes really good. Must be her period.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ICE T
@FINALLEVEL
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A REAL nut... Feels like every bone in your body comes out the head of your dick... Say no more. I'm done. Fall asleep in 2min.
3:16 PM • Jan 19, 2011
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Ham Roids 🎃 @anarchymarshmallow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have proposed to the baker at my favorite café over Facebook and declared my undying loyalty a few times now, as a joke but also they didn't say noooo
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Restaurant is only successful when they get their own reply guys
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The banana cream pie is out of this world. Fantastic! Keep up the great work
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Breaking a mirror is seven years bad luck but breaking a flat screen tv is worse because you end up in a BIGGEST FAILS CAUGHT ON CAMERA compilation with zany music
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s just a reskeet. I’m not co-signing on a loan or anything.
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co2expeller.bsky.social @co2expeller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Ken Paxton, looking sketchy and stoned AF
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Juniper @gravepixie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
A very real simpsons character who was definitely on the show. He is yellow , nude and bald.
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
George Costanza leaning against a car trying to pull off the bad boy look
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Gumby leaning up against a yellow convertible
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Your resume just says "link in bio"?
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