iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 8h

They are all subterraneanly connected and part of a single organism

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ceej @ceej.online · 14h

I think it would feel good to be booted into DOS

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

think you’re in love? go eat some cheese about it and put on some fuzzy socks. now you love cheese and fuzzy socks, the end.

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sasha: mischief and monsters edition @trashphalt.beauty · 30/09/2026

a bracelet for your neck is called a neck brace

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

a necklace for your wrist is called a wristlace

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 14h

how can we be sure that anything is butter

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 17h

the whole point is to share them. they should be called wemes

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nikk @nikk.ca · 01/10/2026

best new men's cereal 2026

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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 21h

BOO!! 👻 Sorry, did I spook ya 😱 too bad cause it’s COCKTOBER 🍆💦🎃 it’s TIME ⏰ to HOP on that BIG, THICK, HARD BROOMSTICK 🧹😰 and RIDE all NIGHT LONG 🌙🍂 find a Skeleton 💀 and Tug ✊ his bones dry 💦😩 and SHAKE 🫨 them BIG WITCH 🧙🏼‍♀️TITTIES 🍈🍈 AND gimme that CANDY 🍭🍬. SEND THIS TO 10 FALL DADDYS 👹‼️

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 19h

god grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change and the change to make a wish in this fountain

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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 11h

spirit halloween is actually a type of invasive fungus.

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 11h

If I had known how expensive copper would become, I would have lived my life differently

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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 16h

humpty dumpty's mom got roasted and eaten by all the kings men why is no one talking about that

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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

accidentally gouged a deep hole in my shitposting hand with a piece of broken glass and now i guess my career is over

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 11h

know your halloween acronyms LOL = licking on lemonheads BRB = big rich butterfingers AFK = always forever kitkat TBH = twix be happening ASL = all snickers loved OMG = only mega goobers

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 13h

one time this man appeared while i was in a sketchy parking lot and asked me if i wanted to buy tamales and it was one of the greatest days of my life

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14h

yeah, but see the problem is i don’t believe in hell so i’m going to need these people to suffer now

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 18h

It is October 1 in our year of the Lord 2026 and I am going to make love to a ghost.

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𝕭𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖉𝖆 𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖇𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 @punishedsadiston.bsky.social · 19h

HAPPY DMTOBER, TO THE SELF-TRANSFORMING MACHINE OF HYPERSPACE ELVES AND NO ONE ELSE

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rudgrrr @rudgrrr.bsky.social · 19h

Happy Cuddletober everyone!

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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 19h

Did you know you can just take other people's NGLs and pretend they were for you? 1. Awww thank you!

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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 19h

give me either a dunk tank or a kissing booth. coffins at funerals are played tf out

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 21h

stand back and watch me make everything weird

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Lord Rat Squirt @lordratsquirt.bsky.social · 20h

Why am I the only one wearing a cummerbund at this street brawl?

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 20h

hoping to get some deep-fried lsd at the state fair

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 20h

Reading about the origins of the Cobb Salad. It is not a wild ride, bro.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

There should be a Recycle Bin for when you delete a post accidentally

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The word "Shrek" does not appear in the constitution, rendering it an imperfect document

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 20h

Sorry for crashing out when someone used my special mug

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Take a selfie with me at my funeral. It’s what I would have wanted

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Michael Birtwhistle @salfordmh.bsky.social · 21h

I thought it would all stop when Diana Rigg died.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

this works best if you read the caption in elizabeth holmes's voice

the liberty biberty puppet looking at nathan fielder saying, "why would i liberty biberty you?"

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

[at my autopsy; a forensic pathologist speaks into a recording device in a puzzled tone] “I’ve never seen so many apple stickers inside of someone”

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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 21h

leasing my profile banner as advertising space. very reasonable rates. skyrizi, hit me up.

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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

trying to appear more likeable to the court room by calling it a caper instead of life insurance fraud

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

which NHL player is brave enough to choose the goal song "Peanut Butter Jelly Time"

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

there are no bangers only zuul

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“let’s get one thing straight” - inventor of the level

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

*brings iced coffee to a knife fight*

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

already said 'my bad' we don't have to get the authorities involved

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Sorry for my unpredictability, I was raised by a pack of mixtapes

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Be the shutting the fuck up you want to hear in the world.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

it rubs the lotion on its skin and it struggles with the doorknobs again

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

drink two cups of coffee pee once drink half a glass of water pee eighty five times

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👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

them: there are other fish in the sea me: but I don’t want to fuck a fish

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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

dramatically flopping onto the couch, floor and bed, trying to ‘30s actress my way out of this ‘tude

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 02/10/2023

Eyelashes are the windshield wipers of the soul.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

just heard someone refer to pt barnum as “a circus master named barnum” and that’s my first time thinking about how that’s not a reference prevalent enough in pop culture anymore to be universally relevant.

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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 22h

no one gets horny about laser holography anymore and I think that's a real shame.

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