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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 10m
im a gimmick account the gimmick is that i fucking suck
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 33m
just test me i'll be there with a pen
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 56m
risky behaviors at 1k
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 2h
they should put microplastics in everything. oh wait.
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GirlFlower @girlsuffer.bsky.social · 3h
literally if we all hold hands and hum together nothing bad can ever happen to us ever again
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 4h
in a cavern where the cliff eroded
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gigi @centerfold.bsky.social · 4h
if you know any questionable people here you legally have to dm me who
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gigi @centerfold.bsky.social · 7h
we should shoot our phones
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 6h
me to myself
person texting: i'm having a bad health flare-up :(
person responding: what's wrong
but thinking to themselves "when will this bitch have good health"
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 6h
can't wait for basically this entire list to be brakence's new album
top songs i've listened to in the last 6 months.
1. ready or noT by brakence
2. deep-fried by pearly drops
3. old spice icon by sophia stel
4. heck by underscores
5. snowblind by rex laurent
6. in the dark by venturing 
7. 865 by cece coakley
8. omen by blackwinterwells
9. pentagram by rex laurent
10. patsy cline by rex laurent
11. lost marina by babykira
12. flash in the pan by jane remover
13. turn on, tune in by rex laurent
14. i feel fantastic by 8485
15. the house always wins by rex laurent
16. so hot you're hurting my feelings by caroline polachek
17. what once was by her's 
18. all the things she said (orchestral remix) by harrison, joseph william morgan 
19. princess peach by rex laurent
20. coach by sex week
21. the peace by underscores
22. hurt by 2hollis
23. blue by cybertrash
24. pta mom by rex laurent
25. glue trap by monty.pk
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 6h
i feel like this has all happened before
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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 7h
Interrupting the wedding vows to ask the bride if this groom is bothering her
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 8h
safe driving turns me on
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 8h
im so fucking tired of this society i would instantly move offgrid if i was able-bodied
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 20h
i think i've seen two (2) men post about cornell 7. two men. i am chronically online btw like 12 hour screentime. across all the social media sites. two men. and neither of them were even on this site.. very interesting.
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 21h
i'm not like the other girls i'm wayyy harder to be around
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 21h
she rips me out of my body her lips start tearing my heart open for the millionth time
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 22h
trees in the left, right, and middle of the picture, blocking some of the dark nighttime sky. the rest of the sky is somewhat covered by clouds, but you can still see some sky
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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 22h
It's called parmerjohn because it's all made by a cheese parmer named john
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 23h
im egg sauce ted
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
they leaked the date for halloween its 10/31 dont miss it
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i leave all my food open overnight because i love Stale Food
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i swear i really was gonna talk in the groupchat this time but then the same thing happened that always happens. i got scared.
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i lack discipline but whatever
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
its sooooo fucking nice sitting outside rn bc i am not getting eaten by a mosquito every 3 seconds
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"green beans" yet they're not even close to the shape of beans ok 😂😂😂
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the fun thing about brain fog is that i'll just do something and completely forget, so when the consequences of that action are here im like WHAT HOW
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teq @quilling.dev · 01/10/2026
ngl, Im gonna lie
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sun about to set behind many trees, but you can only see their (trees) silhouettes. it's bright yellow/orange and the sky around it is orange/dark blue
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you think my posts are too wordy you need to stop being parasocial and assuming that I'm a good person.
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 30/09/2026
how it feels reposting posts that are doing bad
the cue card guy from shrek with a sheepish look on his face while holding a blue and white sign that reads “laugh”. theres a hooded henchman behind him
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i used to get mad at people walking slowly in front of me until i became disabled. funny how a life altering event can give you a different perspective/mindset
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i love joking about all my illnesses bc the amount of health issues i actually have does seem unreal/fake
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my so called "doctor" is extremely worried about my "bladder issues" and wants to see me "as soon as possible" ha. ok. little does she know that i hate going to the doctor 😎
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i walk into the function and immediately ruin it just by the vibe of my presence
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i genuinely feel bad for people who weren't allowed to watch spongebob like.. i bet they're missing sooo many references in their day to day and they dont even realize
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did y'all know that if someone actually loves you and is nice to you it makes you not want to kill yourself
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a. hedgehog @aethertempest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you can make yourself believe anything if you surround yourself with people who never question you
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i had a dream that a McDonald's shut down but it also had a McDonald's themed car wash and i took a pic of it and posted it w/ the caption "nooo not the McDonald's car wash 😭😭😭💔"
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
today might not be great but at least i can look forward to new music coming out in less than 12 hrs
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
blurry picture of trees and in the background is the sunset but it's very bright like yellow/whiteblue sky with some clouds, trees to the left and right and bottom of the picture very small yellow flowers all bunched together on a stem
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a. hedgehog @aethertempest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bro is literally surrounded by ill omens . yet bro persists
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dANTE @thatzommy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if you're in love with me you have to tell me. but only if im also in love with you. if you're in love with me but im not in love with you then you gotta keep that to yourself!
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teq @quilling.dev · 01/10/2026
googling "how scared should I be?"
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy halloween
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
no sorry my mom said i can't hang out today i have to be honest for a min.. peanut butter.
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the egg that is sat upon the wall has not yet had its great fall
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i need to learn how to speak in metaphors that only my mutuals understand. then no one else will know what i'm saying
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
no one is allowed to be named marie except me
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