Reposted by @bdodson42.bsky.socialsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026your memory foam mattress won’t stop crying 618451
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Reposted by @bdodson42.bsky.socialGary Hornseth @garyhornseth.bsky.social · 22/08/2026“Ask the Librarian” booth Farmers & Mechanics Savings Bank 6th and Marquette Minneapolis April 1970 Image: Hennepin County Library; digitalcollections.hclib.org/digital/coll... 03410
Reposted by @bdodson42.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 05/08/2026nothing better than a tourist town that resents the tourists. thank you for coming to my ten-seat microbrewery and vintage ice cream shoppe. you son of a bitch 762336201
Reposted by @bdodson42.bsky.socialToni @focalpoint.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I saw some assholes reading an informative sign near one the landmarks in my town yesterday. Pissed me the hell off. 0251
bdodson42.bsky.social @bdodson42.bsky.social · 03/08/2026@wpbl.bsky.social I think the outfield play is disappointing so far. What do you think? 000
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Reposted by @bdodson42.bsky.socialweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Oh "God had other plans?" Well you know who's not invited next time? God. 915323
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Reposted by @bdodson42.bsky.socialjab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Everything about our Iran War being conducted by a party that can only lie, complain and punish feels like an overly elaborate exploration of @veryimportant.lawyer's theory that Everyone Is 12 Now.truthdig.comThe 12-Year-Old Superpower - TruthdigWe’re going to win the war because we’re special, we know karate and also our dad works for NASA. 8716132
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Reposted by @bdodson42.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/02/2026yes, the wheels of justice are slow. agonizingly, excruciatingly slow. and oftentimes they miss or go off the tracks entirely. in fact most of the time. but occasionally, very infrequently, that big wheel of justice delivers theoretical remuneration for a handful of vested business interests 424362734
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Reposted by @bdodson42.bsky.socialFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 13/02/2026it's good that there are so many more ways non-drinkers can celebrate with friends and family these days. when i was younger the only non-alcoholic options were like, grape juice or white wine. 27116
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Reposted by @bdodson42.bsky.socialThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 15/01/2026GOP: We are sending armed perverts to assault families. Even babies. We are in open warfare against all things good. Schumer: People call him TACO, but these days it's getting hard to afford one! Can you chip in $5 today to help us hold Mr. Trump accountable for these soft shell economic policies? 3140811059
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Reposted by @bdodson42.bsky.social𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 24/03/2025“You two deserve each other” is the ninja of double insults. 937699
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Reposted by @bdodson42.bsky.socialDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 27/09/2025All-timer wikipedia article 281732372
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Reposted by @bdodson42.bsky.socialDusty Evely 🎃 @dustyevely.bsky.social · 28/08/2025I did a mock-up of Micah Parsons in a Packers uniform: 2031031
Reposted by @bdodson42.bsky.socialvineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Visiting DC with my wife and seven children and we saw a group of teenagers playing jacks in an aggressive manner in Meridian Hill Park. The national guard killed most of them, but now my children won't stop talking about "tensies." 0766
Reposted by @bdodson42.bsky.socialKeith Taylor @mrkeithtaylor.bsky.social · 20/08/20251995: the future is gonna be amaaaaazing 2025: your password must contain at least one racial slur 17919
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Reposted by @bdodson42.bsky.socialSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 22/08/2025This was like lancing a boil.forever-wars.comJames Dobson, Godfather of Child Abuse, Finally DiesThe radical cleric leaves behind a legacy of sanctified torture, destroyed children and broken families. 221340308
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Reposted by @bdodson42.bsky.socialUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/08/2025As Rebecca completed the final incantation, the ground began to rumble. In an explosion of earth and grass, the giant form of a thing that both was and wasn’t Twilight Sparkle burst from the ground. Its eyes glowing crimson, its long teeth gleaming, it raised its head and roared. 791381173
Reposted by @bdodson42.bsky.socialBob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I just blessed a dude who sneezed and I had absolutely zero authority to do so. He thinks he’s blessed. He’s not. 627965
Reposted by @bdodson42.bsky.socialKeith Taylor @mrkeithtaylor.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Japanese Prime Minister Shigeru Ishiba just said "we're placing a 75% tariff on all silly gooses" and gently booped Donald Trump on the nose and nobody knows what to do 0338
Reposted by @bdodson42.bsky.socialAlgonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 11/01/2025[Beat Bobby Flay] BOBBY FLAY: So, what's your signature dish? ME: *Batman voice* Hot dog mac n cheese. 0186
Reposted by @bdodson42.bsky.socialdavid lunch @nicemustard.bsky.social · 03/07/2025i can, and have, talked at length about the importance of hotdogs, a peasant food, a street food, an extremely affordable yet delicious unifier, a defining american innovation. and if i want to celebrate the hotdog at our stupid birthday party when fascism is kicking our asses i'm gonna do THAT. 1182
Reposted by @bdodson42.bsky.socialsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/05/2025you don’t understand, if i give up coffee you’ll die 732488
Reposted by @bdodson42.bsky.socialThe Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Farmer Calls 4 Horses In The Distance "Probably Nothing" 13692171
