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ThemBOO!

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Beloved and renowned expert on all things unusual. They/them chasingshadowschronicle.substack.com

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ceej @ceej.online · 11h
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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they’ve meltzer 📓📇🤼‍♂️ S. Qiouyi Lu 陸秋逸 @s.qiouyi.lu · 9h
OBSERVE. #LuchaUnderground
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 9h
Tragic news. During a brand crossover event, the charmin toilet bear has eaten the liberty biberty creature. The bear has been put down humanely, its naked bear ass was remarked on as being "surprisingly free of poo, given the recent meal."
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 14h
yikes! stay tuned
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 13h
Seeing a lot of "so if someone has ever done anything wrong, suddenly theyre evil???" And like, is it just some random bad thing or is it a specific thing that is generally considered one of the worst things. Should we perhaps not flatten sex crimes into the same category as not using a turn signal
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 14h
If you criticize an internet person I like you dont believe in restorative justice
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 20h
flattered to have been the target of a fascinating new copypasta
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 22h
good morning
comic panel depicting the transformer prowl looking at the fallen form of streetwise. 
prowl: streetwise
streetwise: I- ow! I got shot. by fire.
prowl: youre okay.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Observe: if youre ever somewhere late night and see a passed out or deeply inebriated person a group is passing. Characterize how this plays out if it's a group of guys and a vulnerable woman, or group of women and a vulnerable guy.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When a frogs car breaks down she gets it toad
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Guys please be nice Biden once thought about telling Netanyahu to chill, what else do you want
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lookit the squirrel
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Evil demon country
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Young: Joel is the best mst3k host Adult: Mike is the best mst3k host Middle age: give me more mst3k I dont care if a raccoon hosts
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's funny that he still hides behind pretending he's a journalist because like even his braindead evil subscribers dont think thats what he is at this point
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My contribution to the discourse is that conflating "sexual predators should not get to erase or hide that history" with the made-up demand that "everyone must wear a badge proclaiming every single time they've sneezed without covering their mouth" is extremely disingenuous, wrong, and dumb.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Semen this semen that, it's semen to me that you should put down that cumstack and come back to the lord
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 02/10/2026
It’s always one dumb bitch pretending to be two dumb bitches telling each other “exxxaaactttllyyyy”
Smelly pervert pedophile Michael Tracey having talking to himself with a burner account
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
good morning
comic panel depicting a hospital bed-ridden captain america. Spiderman stands next to him, asking "i dont have to kiss him too, do i?"

a woman departing says "whatever it takes, spidey. see you in a few hours."
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Him desperately doing this tired old shit for dwindling crowds of increasingly tepid hogs is not the most just or satisfying end of his career but it does feel like the most realistic. He'll be selling gold and dick pills on fox commercials in 45 years.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dogpile? You mean sprawling on a warm soft pile of awoooing huskies? Basking in the unbridled love and affection of a dozen puppies? Being showered in wagging little tails and wet noses is a bad thing? Hmm. Curious.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Biden won on student loan forgiveness but didn't exactly finish the job, seems like something Dems should be running on now! That would be so cool, if Dems ran on an objectively good cool thing and then followed through and helped people. Soooooo cool.
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Tom Schalk - Voice Actor Guy @tomschalk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Halloween times are coming 💀
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
good morning
comic panel depicting mystique pinning gambit against a wall, saying "blandly beautiful. insipidly sexy. Foxx was made for you--"
gambit replies "in the name a' god, rogue is your own step-daughter--!"
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Absolutely horrifying.
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 01/10/2026
Joining the Death Riders... Returning to the ring... THE AMERICAN DRAGON BRYAN DANIELSON. #AEWDynamite
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me: oh man my car tire is all weird see how its at an angle My friend: oh shit is it from that time you brushed a curb The Liberty Biberty creature I'm waterboarding: ooughhhhjle bagrlqlrlellwwl
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No matter how many 10 bell salutes I see, I'll never not find it heartrendingly tragic and moving. RIP to one of the best.
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fellas, is it 13/52 to say “this is why women choose the bear?” also me when I’m *fairly* anti-rape
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is kinda how bratty subs behave when they've been taken down a peg or two and are acting out for attention
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No thank you
Hakeem Jeffries
"Thug""low IQ" "impeach" "dumocrat"
Please read my response to Donald Trump's latest
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guy launching his new D&D campaign after the they/them rogue player dumped him in front of his last group and everyone at the comic store laughed
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't think we can make things better for decent people by "bringing them together" with the nazi filth who've spent the last decade gleefully trying to exterminate them, Pete.
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Jacob Rubashkin @rubashkin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There are a lot of eyes on Cornell right now. It’s moments like this where having an independent student press is most important, but doing that work has never been more difficult. Please support The Cornell Daily Sun in its mission for truth and accountability.
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Support the Sun! - The Cornell Daily Sun
The Cornell Daily Sun - Independent Since 1880.
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cat holding 1 monster thinking of cat holding 2 monsters
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lol ok
Listifications 4h
@listifications.app
@aaron.bsky.team has blocked you
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Libs will demonize the concept of democracy itself before placing a single grain of blame on capitalism, institutional failures, or Dems. Also lol at 2000 being when all this started. Please read more about things before the internet. History, even cheap ugly US history, didn't start 25 years ago.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
good morning
comic panel depicting wolverine hunched over a computer saying "stupid $#%& computer. stupid $#%& security software."
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Failing at telling rich right wing people what they want to hear is nigh-impossible. She'll be fine bc these parasites always manage, but let this be a blow against the idea that the scum are awful but capable. Their success is always due to capitalist greed and the cowardice of others.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dem outreach machine is so good
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Banning fraternities forever is the moderate position
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
good morning
comic panel depicting spider-man flying through the air saying "I'm moving to fast! can't cling to anything! I'm going to die!"
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Crying Blue Emoji
Alt: A crying Blue Emoji
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lmao Dalton what on earth, did the gambling guys who paid off the refs pay you off too
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The philadelphia eagles experience
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And every one of them is more significant than you'll ever be. If you experienced the hardship the average Trans person faces for a single day, you'd crumble to piss soaked dust. You and everyone like you is weak of soul and mind, a born coward and destined failure. Sit down and stay there.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's amazing that these people think theyre somehow better than the loli avatars on twitter who spam slurs
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