Reposted by laurenSarah Walsh @bigdamnherossir.bsky.social · 2hThe Commanders told me defenses keep eating their quarterbacks so I asked how many quarterbacks they had and they said they just go to the draft and get a new quarterback afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding quarterbacks to defenses and then Dan Quinn started crying. 223321
Reposted by laurenJooooohhhh No! @josefoshea.bsky.social · 9hWhat a weird world we live in - Ukraine hits a data centre deep in Russia - Irish twitter users see racist posts about IPAS centres in Offaly fall off a cliff 5157611995
Reposted by laurenpmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 8hThe Making of the Perfect Martini, Guy Buffet, Lithography, 2000. 101518239
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 7htech.yahoo.com/ai/apple-int... I think (?) the correct way to read this and other stuff about openAI making devices is more evidence that they're feeling investor pressure to stop fucking around and become apple or google alreadytech.yahoo.comQCOM CEO Cristiano Amon Says AI Companies Want Phones That Can Run 100B Parameter Models By 2028 — 'There's Going To Be A Battle Of The Agents'During a recent episode on the Sources podcast, Amon said the shift could set the stage for a new battle among AI agents, with smartphones playing a critical role in deciding which assistants ultimate... 1125316
Reposted by laurenTalia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 12hSmall island kingdom's state-owned propaganda arm censors woman's pro civil rights message 1745861162
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23hcar park capitol might win my game of the year solely on the fact that all the little sims characters walking around my city have thought bubbles like "I agree with what I just heard!" and "Wow. I really agree with that poster" 41430
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/10/2026crushing your hydration goals isn't enough. you need to ritually humiliate hydration goals. enact such heinous crimes against hydration goals that hydration goals' children swear an oath of vengeance 1628824
Reposted by laurenPatrick Damp @synonymforwet.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The Gen Z kids at work when I do something cool 102158215
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/10/2026Well at least the crimes are becoming sufficiently cyberpunk 1130125
Reposted by laurenMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 10/10/2026BENOIT BLANC: (walks on to kung fu movie) wHHat is this. Cratchin Tagga. 268795
Reposted by laurenJeff Hamilton @jeffhamilton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026walking around Bologna I always think what a cool space a city like this could make for a game 014518
Reposted by laurenChris Towers Missed The Playoffs @cptowers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Yeah man that’s actually exactly what happened! 615413
Reposted by laurenJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/10/2026operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: hey. why was liberty biberty beheaded operator: he constructed the forbidden fractal me: i don't know what that means operator: some 300 light-years from earth, there exists what you might describe as a "palace of time." the me: nevermind 171846301
Reposted by laurenPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 09/10/2026If you praise the Confederacy, everyone knows what you're doing. If you praise Rhodesia, though, you still get that little frisson of naughtiness, the little tingle of rebelliousness that can power you through the drudgery of your eight-hour shift at your dad's car dealership.motherjones.comHow a defunct white supremacist state became a cult favorite on the RightFrom battleground candidates to Elon Musk, Republicans can't stop posting wistfully about Rhodesia. 371281313
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/10/2026Reading Austin Serat from like 2002 is proving challenging because I keep responding to meditative passages about whether revenge and retribution are meaningfully different with "Ok but what about now. Sure, but like what about what's going on right now. That's true but what about these guys, now" 31403
Reposted by laurenRevan @revan.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026What are the Dems *not* getting in this national divorce? 929716
Reposted by laurenSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026all the small things crisp tots, hot wings starting with some lighter fare got some apps for us to share 685193
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/10/2026this is the one area approaching civic life i think i would excel as a politician 1863210
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/10/2026sometimes something bad happens to you and it's not entirely your own fault. it might only be 70% your fault, or even as low as 40% your fault 1472346
Reposted by laurenLewis @lewiswbt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026(DMing a mutual) Hey man I'm imagining Dracula saying your latest post and it's freaking me out. Could you possibly delete it 142667670
Reposted by laurenChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Thanks JG Ballard for inventing Citibike and Congestion Pricing in the 1971 issue of Drive magazine. 426822
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/10/2026think i'm going to go to the foreign service worker book sale this morning to scrounge for Artifacts 61971
Reposted by laurenAnjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I don't want to dunk-quote on this person, but actually, this is a perfect illustration of the problem. we can't become accustomed to or expect or concede constant monitoring from armed troops as we go about our business. it should always make us recoil. there's danger in it becoming unremarkable. 191300232
Reposted by lauren☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026it rules how much better earth and its moon is than literally every other planet planet and its moon 3370457
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/10/2026oh? republican senators are balking at pete's plans to do government sanctioned faces of death stuff on twitch? 1745741
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/10/2026hollywood releasing a bunch of movies about how an insane, radicalized cabal of billionaires are trying to gobble up the world economy approximately 3 weeks after said insane cabal gobbles up the entertainment industry is what historians call a "whoopsy doodle" moment 121568203
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/10/2026Me: Hello SharePoint. I would like to upload a series of videos and I would like to display them in a specific order SharePoint: Suck My Dick. Fuck You. Go To Hell 31118362
Reposted by laurenAlex Wellerstein @wellerstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026When Edward Teller was chair of the early AEC Reactor Safeguards Committee, he was considered extremely conservative in his safety demands. His reasoning was that even one catastrophic accident could destroy all public enthusiasm for a technology he believed was important. 1135993
Reposted by laurenBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 09/10/2026I wouldn’t even call them shitposts, this is Facebook Unc Slop and the fact that elites are unable to recognize that and think it’s insightful is a sign of just how bad their private media consumption is. Really makes you wonder about what’s going on in their groupchats!nymag.comThe Group Chat Is Where the Tech Elites Drive One Another MadSome major figures on the big-tech right have found themselves a new safe space. 430343
Reposted by lauren𝕛𝕒𝕔𝕠𝕓 𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕤-𝕡𝕒𝕨𝕘 @jacobreespawg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026boy in midwest small town: how many outs in an inning? me: *chuckling knowingly* at least three 22247
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/10/2026The Woke are coming off a down season but the core remains intact and they've called up some young talent. Advanced metrics suggest their stars were underperforming their peripherals for much of the summer. Expect contention as early as next season if they sign some high heat relief over the winter 311575141
Reposted by laurenjohn whitehouse @existentialfish.com · 09/10/2026as someone who followed and wrote about him for a decade before all this, i'm not surprised by any of what he's doing or saying. it's what he's talked about doing, and fox paid him well for that. but it is shocking. 029511
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/10/2026the history of concrete is great as an audition for john wilson as a guy i'll reliably go pay 14 to 20 bucks every few years to see a movie from 32703
Reposted by laurenDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I will not vote for any candidate who does not promise to hold the American League Central accountable for its actions. And I am not alone. 3773866
Reposted by laurenAJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Data and evidence driven bits. 538731
Reposted by laurenKo-tutankhamun @kingoftheu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"This seven nation army can't hold me back" - the Kaiser 1914 117012
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/10/2026"the AI agent can make restaurant reservations" is a really weird use case I always see pop up in writing about the personal assistant programs because this is something already very easily solved by "a website". why does it need to call anyone. all the restaurants are already on the website 681959103
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/10/2026(wearing sweatpants on the couch watching old cartoons when i get the call that i've won a prestigious literary award) ahh, yes, I am... in Chile right now... interrogating the... mellifluous nature of... the growing huitlacoche fungus 642423
Reposted by laurenHCJustin @hcjustin.com · 08/10/2026No. No I'm fine. No it's totally ok that you forgot to wish me a happy karmaversary. Haha no it's fine. 276447
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/10/2026www.wired.com/story/how-a-... right you are, shaqwired.comShaq Got Hacked. Now He’s Pitching for a VPNAt a recent event for security firm NordVPN, NBA superstar Shaquille O’Neal revealed that he got hacked—and warned the public about the need to “have control of their own information.” 131992
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/10/2026the ioniq 6 and ioniq 5 have kind of a "goofus and gallant" thing going on that i enjoy a lot 1519010
Reposted by laurenAmanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 08/10/2026In July, I went to the NFL Flag Championships in Indiana to see the enormous boom in youth flag football in person. Turns out, girls love ball. My story leads off @bloomberg.com Businessweek’s November issue on women’s sports. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...bloomberg.comThe NFL’s $192 Million Bet on Flag Football Is Paying Off With Teen GirlsThe sport has seen unprecedented growth since the pandemic. Next up: The Olympics and a college campus near you. 431181226
Reposted by laurenMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026FUCK I broke my 1500 day streak on my smart thermostat's daily jumble puzzle. The app is locking me out of adjusting my home temperature now because I'm out of gems. The word was SAVORY. 71377147
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/10/2026"every team's fanbase has dumb chuds and they're not representative of the group overall" vs "the most stereotypical yankees fans who have ever lived keep humiliating themselves and their team on live television in the postseason" 1257348
Reposted by laurenhelen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 08/10/2026brownian motion was named after its discoverer, john motion 564869
