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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 1h

If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has.

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 1h

accumulating a green-eggs-and-ham level refusal to like the guy from The Heavy now, last year, the year before that, tomorrow, all our tomorrows, in the hope that he finally stops asking, it's never changing, you gotta go home and learn something else buddy

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Bessie the Cow @bovinebessie.bsky.social · 2h

When the doctor scanned it with his phone it took him to the original promotional page for the movie Space Jam from 1996

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 2h

A CT scan of Trump's brain probably looks like a QR code by now.

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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 3h

I also think about Elon saying Biden's DOJ wouldn't prosecute Sam Bankman-Fried because he was a Dem donor... followed by Biden's DOJ nailing SBF, who now posts about how awesome Trump is so he can get a pardon.

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 4h

These ads go in the same category as brazen, easily disproven lies after ICE killings. It’s not about persuasion. It’s a display of power. They could have passed them off as PAC-funded. They added “paid for by the U.S. government” because they want us to know they can break the law with impunity.

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 16h

this was his faculty advisor, btw, all the guys who graduate stanford get mouth like that

Professor Rubbermouth, seen here visiting the home of the Simpsons, Springfield: City on the GROW. Professor Rubbermouth is seen here in black-and-white 1950s newsreel footage, with a faculty gown, shirt and tie, spectacles and mortarboard. Also he has the 5, 1, two stripes and one more remaining solid (possibly the 7) arrayed horizontally in his mouth in a freakish five-ball grin.

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Deva Woodly @devawo.bsky.social · 5h

A lot of people have both xenophobic attitudes AND believe that you should love your neighbor, which one of those underlying attitudes is primed and salient depends on how it’s being talked about by people you trust & things you here in public discourse.

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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 15h

i’m sorry, but i have to post this political ad

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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 6h

Yeah man, Ralph Nader is the reason Dems watched the Supreme Court hand their opponent the presidency and then spent a quarter century doing nothing about it. Fucking braindead

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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 16h

bill belichick, mumbling, when you ask him how the chili cook-off went

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wes(is no longer)injapan @wesinjapan.bsky.social · 16h

So I am doing all of this Title IX training- which is good actually. But when do the administrators get their "How to Do Nothing About Title IX Violations" training? It must be really good.

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Eric Freeman @freemaneric.bsky.social · 18h

I probably won’t see Digger but it would’ve been an A+ Letterman topic. “Hey Paul, uh, you seen Digger?” etc.

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phylan @phylan.website · 17h

smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 18h

PODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore

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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 29/09/2026

Norway has solution to this actually, stay at home parents can get their share of the public daycare subsidy as cash, that way parents are not pushed one way or the other. the problem of course is virtually no one on the center or right actually gives a shit about parents

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23h

Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...

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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026

Trump’s new AI website is kinda fun, it turns out.

Can the president use taxpayer funds to air his old campaign ads on TV?

No. Federal appropriations law has long barred using taxpayer funds for political advertising.

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

it also took billions of dollars and buying the site for elon to snatch the most divorced man on twitter title from kurt, who seems like someone who woke up one day with amnesia and mistook a copy of cigar aficionado for an autobiography

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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 29/09/2026

If you’d asked me to parody how silly and broken legal journalism is, I genuinely don’t think I could have come up with “so the best-known ‘nonpartisan’ Supreme Court outlet is now run by an ex-Trump DOJ flack who had her longtime personal friend Brett Kavanaugh officiate her wedding”

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The Conservative Takeover of SCOTUSblog Is Just What the Supreme Court Needed

SCOTUSblog used to cover the Supreme Court. Now, it cheers for it.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

bluesky does not seem to really be talking about this but today Stevie Wonder unleased 4 songs that didn't make "Songs in the Key of Life." music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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Songs In The Key Of Life - The EP

EP • Stevie Wonder

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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

very exciting to see a review of @monkeywire.bsky.social's zine in the wild from a complete stranger! very kind words that were translated for me by the internet. get yours at apesht.org!

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the world's first bactrian trillionaire

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

mike is going to spend the rest of his life revenging himself against women for encountering his personality at his insistence

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Fuck that." "I'm Sherrod Brown and I approve of this message."

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There's so little time left in the calendar year. Once we add Dr. Ladipo's module on 5G-chipped vaccines, we're barely going to have time for Jewish space lasers or shark electrocution even after we cut the scientific method.

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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

(Chris Jericho voice) ARMBAR

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What happened to monogamy

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

thinking about how many times i had to listen to mike huckabee slimily grinning about democrats buying votes with certain folks with "uncle sugar" and trump's out here like "vote for me and get $5,000. that's not all: i will build the largest factory in the world, and you can take nasa to get there"

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

[to the tune of van halen's "panama"] tedium

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BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

God I love Angie Nixon. I hope she wins

Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/09/2026

Recent Events have me once again considering: the cube

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LeeAnn Wombat @jonnyauping.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i hate to be so basic as to admit that this is everything i want in a political ad

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

it's like spinal tap said, you know where you stand in a hell hole

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sam @samthielman.com · 28/09/2026

“Social media” is a broad attack surface because it’s controlled by two far-right assholes, Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg. The rest is cant.

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Karl McDonald @karlusss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Real "Saxons inherit London, don't really know what to do with it, just live alongside the crumbling ruins of what was once the Roman city" energy to this.

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Melissa Johnson, PhD @ladyhistorian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Do we teach skills that are useful in the workplace? Fuck yes we do. Did I become a history professor because I'm passionate about vocational training? Fuck no i did not

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