Reposted by vineyilleTOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026An honest exchange about outfits between husband and wife (@demilardner.bsky.social) Listen to BigSoftTitty.png 🤳 138036
vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My cat took a solid shit after a week of her not doing that and my wife sent me a picture of it and I can't wait for my phone to remind me of this momentous occasion one year from now 3583
Reposted by vineyilleCoyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 10/03/2025They doxxed the fucking Prodigy crab 2565212118
Reposted by vineyillepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music 713370329
Reposted by vineyilleChat Pile @chatpileband.bsky.social · 13/09/2026We were able to raise $32,684 for SISU Youth Services at our SOLD OUT hometown album release show last night. Thank you OKC for turning out and pitching in! Learn more about SISU: sisuyouth.org 318619
vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 10/09/2026You’ll NEVER SNORE AGAIN because you’ve been killed by THE POD. 4472
vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 08/09/2026They should do a zelda where zelda is a MAN and you have a GUN 1717
Reposted by vineyilleGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 07/09/2026back in my day the zombie apocalypse had a killer soundtrack 📽️ 820018
vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Hyperventilating at the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art because I saw yoda taking a shit 2584
vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Mouse in the house today and this 12 pound killing machine, who plays with toy mice nonstop all day every day, ran away and hid the second she saw it 3803
vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Michael Cera cryptically posting about an upcoming project named CZARFACE MEETS NICEGUY MIKEY 0202
vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 01/09/2026If they recall “bag of pretzels that I forgot about and there’s like 6 or 7 broken pretzels in there” I’m fucked 1402
vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This morning I was talking to my wife about the Tom Hardy / Czarface album but I said Tom Holland instead of Tom Hardy. She was like "wait that little twerp made a hip hop album with Inspectah Deck?" 2100
vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 30/08/2026You can just make up a UK drama series when someone asks what you’re currently watching. “Kettle’s Crossing.” It’s about a cheeky murder in a haunted tube station or some shit who cares 111615
Reposted by vineyilleHouse of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 29/12/2023Can't wait to enjoy some delicious (squints) hoogs 23605101
Reposted by vineyilledr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 27/08/2026we are changing lake ontario to lake wonderful secret 1442532
vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 25/08/2026THAT is the name of a fuckin country and western songyoutu.beThe Story Behind Dolly Parton’s “I Will Always Love You” - Drunk HistoryYouTube video by Comedy Central 1292
vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Voting by mail is now illegal but there's no law that says you can't load your ballot into a sniper rifle and blast it into your town hall's drop box from 350 yards away 532533
Reposted by vineyillemore mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22/10/2024big glass of water i brought to Arrakis immediately spilling everywhere when the ornithopter turns on 562065
vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Today during a cognitive test, doctors asked my mom if she knew the name of the current president and she replied “I can’t remember his name but I know he’s fat” 3662
vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Ok you can play for a few more minutes but then you have to do army 223333
vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 15/08/2026First day as a line cook and getting the word SOUP tattooed on my neck immediately after work 415115
vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Looking through a tub of my old CDs and getting mad about the time someone broke into my car at the Harrison, NJ PATH station and stole my stereo and the following CDs: - Slipknot - Slipknot - Kottonmouth Kings - Royal Highness (advanced promo) - Various - Korn Family Values Extra Value CD 3351
Reposted by vineyilleJeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 06/08/2026Grand.Theft.Auto.VI.An.Extended.Look.2026.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.x265-hallowed 441604299
Reposted by vineyillePaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I like airbenders who come in first 096456
vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I’m showing my age here, but when I’m buying weapons grade plutonium that’s more of a “on the computer” purchase. It feels weird buying it on my phone! 538860
vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 31/07/2026*gently stroking my monitor* oh my god what are we doing Verizon Agent 07516
vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 27/07/2026At the jerkoff dipshit store. "I'm assuming you accept X Money." 09115
Reposted by vineyilleSKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 24/07/2026YOU WILL BELIEVE A DOG CAN READ YOUR MIND 853675887
Reposted by vineyille🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 15/01/2026babe are u ok? u've barely sipped ur groth 1638852
vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Young Ebenezer Scrooge kicks in the poulterer’s door. "I'm looking for a turkey." He cocks his shotgun. "One as big as me." 1295
Reposted by vineyilleGod Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 19/07/2026RIP Jennifer Finch (Bassist for L7) Fuck cancer 1093360493
Reposted by vineyilleJelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA 18284661593
Reposted by vineyilleBrooklynVegan @brooklynvegan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026L7's Jennifer Finch diagnosed with brain cancer; GoFundMe launched www.brooklynvegan.com/l7s-jennifer...brooklynvegan.comL7's Jennifer Finch diagnosed with brain cancer; GoFundMe launched"Following multiple surgeries and serious complications, Jennifer now requires extensive medical care, rehabilitation and professional in-home support." - L7 49556
vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 13/07/2026The last time I “read a book” I learned that there’s a skeleton inside my body. Never again. 16786132
vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Looking forward to a nice relaxing evening at the cinema (Evil Dead Burn (2026)) 1130
vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 08/07/2026On average Americans read one book a year and it is this book 1651744
Reposted by vineyilleChat Pile @chatpileband.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Our new song, PEN I S MALL, is out now. Check this shit outyoutube.comChat Pile - PEN I S MALL (Official Music Video)YouTube video by The Flenser 1026061
vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Vote now for the Michelob Ultra Weird Move That Made No Sense 1517
vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I searched for “american flag” in my photos and this is the only thing that showed up 0652