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Standing in the Wawa convinced I'm a god

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An honest exchange about outfits between husband and wife (@demilardner.bsky.social) Listen to BigSoftTitty.png 🤳
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My cat took a solid shit after a week of her not doing that and my wife sent me a picture of it and I can't wait for my phone to remind me of this momentous occasion one year from now
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
They doxxed the fucking Prodigy crab
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music
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Chat Pile @chatpileband.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We were able to raise $32,684 for SISU Youth Services at our SOLD OUT hometown album release show last night. Thank you OKC for turning out and pitching in! Learn more about SISU: sisuyouth.org
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You’ll NEVER SNORE AGAIN because you’ve been killed by THE POD.
Ad for a pod shaped device that says NEVER SNORE AGAIN
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
WHAT’S CANCER UP TO THESE DAYS
NEWS
SCIENTISTS MAPPED A FRUIT FLY'S ENTIRE BRAIN, THEN USED AI TO TEACH IT BEAT SABER
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They should do a zelda where zelda is a MAN and you have a GUN
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 07/09/2026
back in my day the zombie apocalypse had a killer soundtrack 📽️
title card for 'Dawn of the Dead' (1978) dir. George A. Romero

music by 
GOBLIN 

in collaboration with 
DARIO ARGENTO
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hyperventilating at the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art because I saw yoda taking a shit
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Mouse in the house today and this 12 pound killing machine, who plays with toy mice nonstop all day every day, ran away and hid the second she saw it
Loretta laying on her back in a goofball kind of way
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Michael Cera cryptically posting about an upcoming project named CZARFACE MEETS NICEGUY MIKEY
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If they recall “bag of pretzels that I forgot about and there’s like 6 or 7 broken pretzels in there” I’m fucked
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This morning I was talking to my wife about the Tom Hardy / Czarface album but I said Tom Holland instead of Tom Hardy. She was like "wait that little twerp made a hip hop album with Inspectah Deck?"
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You can just make up a UK drama series when someone asks what you’re currently watching. “Kettle’s Crossing.” It’s about a cheeky murder in a haunted tube station or some shit who cares
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House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
Can't wait to enjoy some delicious (squints) hoogs
A hot dog cart on a corner in NYC. The double panel sliding window is partly open so that the "Nathan's HOT DOGS" decal across both panes overlaps to read "HOOGS" (also a very truncated cartoon hotdog)
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
we are changing lake ontario to lake wonderful secret
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
THAT is the name of a fuckin country and western song
youtu.be
The Story Behind Dolly Parton’s “I Will Always Love You” - Drunk History
YouTube video by Comedy Central
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Voting by mail is now illegal but there's no law that says you can't load your ballot into a sniper rifle and blast it into your town hall's drop box from 350 yards away
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
big glass of water i brought to Arrakis immediately spilling everywhere when the ornithopter turns on
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Today during a cognitive test, doctors asked my mom if she knew the name of the current president and she replied “I can’t remember his name but I know he’s fat”
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Not another peep, time to go to sleep
Loretta asleep on the back of a couch in front of an evil dead poster
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ok you can play for a few more minutes but then you have to do army
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
First day as a line cook and getting the word SOUP tattooed on my neck immediately after work
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
@davedittell

*puts down bag of groceries* When my doctor diagnosed me with Crapdick I had a lot of questions
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 10/08/2026
Jonathan Davis Hendren.
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Looking through a tub of my old CDs and getting mad about the time someone broke into my car at the Harrison, NJ PATH station and stole my stereo and the following CDs: - Slipknot - Slipknot - Kottonmouth Kings - Royal Highness (advanced promo) - Various - Korn Family Values Extra Value CD
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 06/08/2026
Grand.Theft.Auto.VI.An.Extended.Look.2026.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.x265-hallowed
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Chat Pile @chatpileband.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I like airbenders who come in first
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I’m showing my age here, but when I’m buying weapons grade plutonium that’s more of a “on the computer” purchase. It feels weird buying it on my phone!
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
*gently stroking my monitor* oh my god what are we doing Verizon Agent
Verizon Agent
I must thank you for allowing me to help you today and listening to me very carefully. de The world needs more of that. Let me also have this opportunity to wish you good health as well as your family, I hope everyone is doing fine. ©
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
He’s cabinmaxxing
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
At the jerkoff dipshit store. "I'm assuming you accept X Money."
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
YOU WILL BELIEVE A DOG CAN READ YOUR MIND
Cookie the psychic dog car ad (you will believe a dog can read your mind)
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
+1 (682) 978-2742 Add
Hello Get paid $700 weekly to put small FritoLay ® sticker on any of your Car, vehicle, bike, house front door, bicycle... To go to website to read more to understand clickHow can that be profitable for Frito-Lay?
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
babe are u ok? u've barely sipped ur groth
Photo of a bottle of white wine with "Groth" on the label
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Young Ebenezer Scrooge kicks in the poulterer’s door. "I'm looking for a turkey." He cocks his shotgun. "One as big as me."
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
RIP Jennifer Finch (Bassist for L7) Fuck cancer
A black and white photo of Jennifer Finch from L7. It says "Jennifer Finch Aug 5, 1966 - Jul 18, 2026"
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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA
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BrooklynVegan @brooklynvegan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
L7's Jennifer Finch diagnosed with brain cancer; GoFundMe launched www.brooklynvegan.com/l7s-jennifer...
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L7's Jennifer Finch diagnosed with brain cancer; GoFundMe launched
"Following multiple surgeries and serious complications, Jennifer now requires extensive medical care, rehabilitation and professional in-home support." - L7
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Readful Things @readfulthings.com · 13/07/2026
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The last time I “read a book” I learned that there’s a skeleton inside my body. Never again.
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Looking forward to a nice relaxing evening at the cinema (Evil Dead Burn (2026))
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
On average Americans read one book a year and it is this book
Larry Wilde’s
COMPLETE BOOK OF ETHNIC HUMOR
A Hilarious Collection of Jokes That Poke Fun at Just About Everyone!
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Chat Pile @chatpileband.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Our new song, PEN I S MALL, is out now. Check this shit out
youtube.com
Chat Pile - PEN I S MALL (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by The Flenser
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Vote now for the Michelob Ultra Weird Move That Made No Sense
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I searched for “american flag” in my photos and this is the only thing that showed up
And otter raising an American flag, which was part of a show called “the amazing aristo-cats” that I saw in Portland, Maine.
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